i always thought they where coppers till the day i was stuck in a ditch and they just left me, ok i had been a bit silly but i think i had learned my lesson by dinging my car, so a pull out with there landcruser or disco would of been nice, instead they just looked and drove past, i now have a different view on them and take the p1ss the same as you , and i have also noticed how fat and old most of them are, so what use would they be in a real emergency situ, like in an accident with a rolled car and unconscious passenger, one chimp say's "i can't pull the door open it's too hard" other chimp "oh sh1t i've just done my back in" first chimp again, on the radio " we need another ambulance we have a man down" makes me laugh how they stroll round with the thought they have power

ok thats my rant over with now