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Old 25-01-2009, 02:38 PM
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Just glancing through the free paper (The Target - Bradford) and spotted this personal ad

"Braithwaite Beauty"

Single mum, 26, 6 kids, size 28, big girl, enjoys not working, sitting in cafes & watching daytime telly. Seeks male 18+ for good times.





I'm really hoping that is a windup
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Old 25-01-2009, 02:40 PM
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Old 25-01-2009, 02:41 PM
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Old 25-01-2009, 02:44 PM
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Got to hand it to her if it's genuine for being straight up
 
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any pics? she sounds ideal.
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Old 25-01-2009, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Just glancing through the free paper (The Target - Bradford) and spotted this personal ad

"Braithwaite Beauty"

Single mum, 26, 6 kids, size 28, big girl, enjoys not working, sitting in cafes & watching daytime telly. Seeks male 18+ for good times.





I'm really hoping that is a windup
"Just glancing"
not that old chestnut
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shes next on jeremy kyle


classy sounding bird by all accounts afpmsl
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dunno whats more scary the add or the fact ur lookin through them pmsl
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Old 25-01-2009, 02:58 PM
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LHD220Turbo, Tim - if you must know, the paper was reading material while i went to park my breakfast

I have NO desire to date any female from free ads ever if this is the quality of what's on offer
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Old 25-01-2009, 03:27 PM
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I had a bird add me on msn a while ago. 26 with 3 kids. Wouldn't show me a pic but wanted to meet up for some 'fun'.
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what i want to know is who gave a size 28 bird 6kids?????
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what i want to know is who gave a size 28 bird 6kids?????
The kind of guy you usually find accompanied by a labrador wearing a high vis vest.
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Old 25-01-2009, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan_D
The kind of guy you usually find accompanied by a labrador wearing a high vis vest.
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Originally Posted by kosman
what i want to know is who gave a size 28 bird 6kids?????
not so much as singular who but more how did she find 6 different guys willing to give her 6 kids? surely after once you wouldnt go back for more?
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Tell the truth Will you were interested weren't you?
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thats what you get if you read them ads.
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Originally Posted by milkman
Tell the truth Will you were interested weren't you?
Yes Gary, i was interested...




... in turning the page
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You should have used that page to wipe your arse
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Old 25-01-2009, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
You should have used that page to wipe your arse
I didn't want to upset you by destroying the advert

In fact - you're in soon for a map tweak - i might just leave the ad in your glovebox...
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Old 25-01-2009, 04:49 PM
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Dont go in his glovebox Will, you will probably find far worse knowing him
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Old 25-01-2009, 04:56 PM
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is that her?

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Originally Posted by fuzzy
not so much as singular who but more how did she find 6 different guys willing to give her 6 kids? surely after once you wouldnt go back for more?
good point well made
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Will im in on tuesday, make sure you've lost the ad

Ian im not that bad
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Old 25-01-2009, 09:07 PM
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I can see there being several photocopies of that ad strategically placed around your car for you, or passangers to find

I need to ring up and book mine in to be set up
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