A good few years back i was woken up about 1am by a loud smash, looked outside and some cunt had smashed head on with my work van and knocked it about 100m down the street. The lad bailed the scene before i got outside only to return 5mins later to get his phone owta the car. I chased him to the local taxi office and told him he had to come with me to see police as i wasn`t expalining to my boss how the fk his van was wrote off. He wouldn`t come with me to see police, so i knuckled fk owta him in the taxi office, he was screaming for the police by this time the mug. So i left him done in and went back home and the police (which my neighbour rang) were there asking where the lad i chased was and i said i couldn`t catch his cos he was "fat but fit!" LOL . Thought i was going to be up for assault but fk all happened and my gaffer wasn`t best pleased with the remains of his van, don`t think he belived me what happened until police turned up to verify my story.
Fking mindless idiots the lot of them!!!