Someone blocked the access alley way to my lock up the other year with some alfa thing, shame I was driving a hilux with a nice big bumper, said alfa ended up down the road a fair bit , also got blocked in my lock up by a local take away driver from up the road one day, I found him in said take away and told him he better be quick if he wanted anything left of his shitty orange mr2 as was gonna have to drive over the front of it with my transit with said nice big bull bar, should of seem him move as by the time he had got in it, my van was just about an inch off his car, he never parked there again

 

a stranger parked in his drive? thats the height of selfishness so fully deserving of the outcome.

 

heard anything yet then?

 

Is he married? If so, maybe he should have checked the bedroom wardrobe before he went to the pub lol

 

cut hand break cable or tow into middle of road & leave it their ,any updates yet

 

for those saying to drag it out the way, im sure if his car is locked in the garage, hes gonna be a bit fucked with that idea as some cunt is parked in front of the door

we occasionly get some polish cunts parking their car opposite our driveway, it makes it a right fucker to get on and off, and many times i have been tempted to try and punch a hole in the car with the towbar, but as yet havnt lol.

it does propper fuck you off tho.

if it was me tho, and i had to pick my son up etc, the car would be moved without giving a fuck of its age or how big the windows were.

fair play for not trashing the peice of shit.

 

updates pliiz

 

No call yet and its still there, not sure what to do tbh. Take the clamp of and see if it goes over night because im not getting out of bed if the owner rings later or leave it till morning and go the nearest cop shop and see what they can do.

 

leave clamp there mate,if they call tell them u not home till tomoz

 

that should teach them

 

if the cheeky cunt is still there, they are royally taking the piss.

go remove the clamp, then put a window through and move the thing off the drive.

then throw your mobile away lol

fuck em, thats properly taking the piss

 

Im a bit worried that if the owner had an emergency and i dont hear the phone (which i wont) that they would be fucked. Fucking morals ay who'd av em?

 

they certainly dont.

what goes around comes around...

 

this happened to us when our neighbor repeatly pared over our drive so we couldnt get out. so me dad attached a rope to it and dragged it up the road, right infront of there from door. tyres were propa squeeling...along with some other rather nasty noises!

 

Could the note not have been removed by a randomer taking the piss or blown away ?

 

fook em mate u couldnt get ur car out if u had an emergency

 

they didnt consider that with you.

 

Well it has to be gone by 10 in the morning as me and my lad are going to his friend 3rd birthday party. Last resort is my brother in law uses his van to shift the fucker

 

Its froozen to the windscreen, i checked when i walked the dog

 

Get your brother in law to tow it out of your way, get your car out then reclamp the car and remove your note.

Then go to sleep knowing you won!

 

drill holes in the tyres, that way they cant reinflate them. and they onl got 1 spare lol

but make sure its out your way first, as otherwise immobilising a car thats in the way is not a good idea lol

 

Fucking stupid cunty little fucking slag faced bint, it was the fucking curtain twitchers fucking car after all. I knew she was a fucking odd ball. Her fella has just rang and asked me to remove the clamp. When i asked why she told me she didnt know whos car it was he replied that because i was there with my brother in law she thought we were going to steal it!!!!!? All that fucking hassle even though i explained to her it was blocking my garage. I asked if he needed the car tonight and he replied no, told him the clamp can fucking stay till morning then. Twats fucking twaty coated twat centered twats

 

be a shame if you lost the key

 

got this all the time at my last garage,it wasnt just me,sometimes up to 15 cars would get blocked in.we got the cops and they took the reg and did a check,9 times out of 10 they could get a mob no for the owner and they came and moved it,or we jacked it up and shoved it into an old vans towbar which was always in parked 1 space down the road.

 

Just about sums it up

Have i lie in tomorrow mate

 

Im just cant get my head round it, she fucking watched Sam pull his van up behind it and get a clamp out and clamp it and didnt think to say oi thats my car. Either he is talking shit and its his car and he is using his bint as an excuss or she is a few tools sort of a tool box.

Can i charge them to take the clamp of for the inconvienience it has caused?

 

possibly not, but have a msssive fucking shit on the windscreen and piss on the roof

 

Im going to try! I think a few quid is in order to pay for the full my parents used picking Josh up from school. They did 60 miles in total as they live on the other side of Manchester.

 

silly cow! reminds me of the wife, got home from work and her fuckin house/car keys are still in our front door lock (outside). women ! rant over lol

 

take it of when you feel like it dont go out ur way mate cheeky bastards

 

What a silly old shit cunt, why not just appologise and move the motor?? I would defo take a sneaky revenge, because thats just the most pathetic excuse. Defo charge to remove the clamp.

 

We get this all the time, there is a school at the back of our house, its a complete nightmare when on a day off and you need to be somewhere between 8.45am - 10am.

I kerbed the Cossie's wheels one day because one of the parents actually parked on our little drive at the back, had a stand up row with her as at first she would not move her car

 

Open the bonnet somehow overnight, wire the airbag crash sensor up to the ignition live on the coilpack, should wake the cunt up when he starts it in the morning

 

Theres a school at the bottom of my road, and I get blocked in all the time with parents parking their cars over the drive. Few flat tyres and a row or two stopped it

Glad you got it sorted mate, Id just borrow a mates car tomorrow and leave the car clamped all day

 

Cheeky old bint! bottom rad hose off me thinks!!!!!

 

i like the pin hole in the water hose or draining the oil idea, (only leave a little so it doesnt instantly make loads of noise on start up)
will do plenty of damage but not straight away so they dont put 2 n 2 together

inconsiderate tossers

 

hang on she thought u were going to steal it lol u live over the road that would be the shortest hunt for a thief ever lol what a stupid cow. in other words m8 she got reall embarresed and finally got the balls to ring u with that lame exsuse

 

What kind of land is immediately outside the garage??? If its a road or council ground you might be able to get them to double yellow it. Then they will gladly send round a friendly parking warden to issue a ticket and eventually tow it away. You then have easy access and the council can make money from fines. everyones happy!!! except the cunt who blocked you who will get the message and learn thier lesson if they arent too retarded

Technically you could get in shit if you try to charge someone money for clamping on public property. At very least you need landowners permission, proper signage and an SIA license for vehicle immobilisation. Even then as a private operator you have very little power to actually get them to pay. Only council issued tickets seem capable of having any legal wieght to enforce payment.

 

Seems that way mate

 

The garage is two streets away from me, there is a row of maybe 6 or 7 terreced houses and oposite there are 4 garages with up and over doors and a droped kerb. I own two of the garages and the other two are owned by some one else. The silly cow had parked on the kerd that close to the doors that if i tryed to open them it would have hit the side of her car. You had to walk side ways to get past it or else walk onto the road. Mothers with prams would have had to go on the road to get round.