Grr I can not get the car out of the garage (owner found)
09-01-2009, 07:41 PM
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Someone blocked the access alley way to my lock up the other year with some alfa thing, shame I was driving a hilux with a nice big bumper, said alfa ended up down the road a fair bit 
, also got blocked in my lock up by a local take away driver from up the road one day, I found him in said take away and told him he better be quick if he wanted anything left of his shitty orange mr2 as was gonna have to drive over the front of it with my transit with said nice big bull bar, should of seem him move as by the time he had got in it, my van was just about an inch off his car, he never parked there again 
, also got blocked in my lock up by a local take away driver from up the road one day, I found him in said take away and told him he better be quick if he wanted anything left of his shitty orange mr2 as was gonna have to drive over the front of it with my transit with said nice big bull bar, should of seem him move as by the time he had got in it, my van was just about an inch off his car, he never parked there again
09-01-2009, 07:44 PM
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a few years ago someone parked there range rover on my cousins drive,,, he came home from work to discover it,, he had a bad day also which cant of helped
club hammer out of hes boot, window put in and released the hand brake and pushed it off hes drive, its a little bit down hill ,,, he managed to block the road with it, parked hes car in the garage and went to the pub,, car was gone when he got back and he aint got a clue what happened either
club hammer out of hes boot, window put in and released the hand brake and pushed it off hes drive, its a little bit down hill ,,, he managed to block the road with it, parked hes car in the garage and went to the pub,, car was gone when he got back and he aint got a clue what happened either
09-01-2009, 08:20 PM
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a few years ago someone parked there range rover on my cousins drive,,, he came home from work to discover it,, he had a bad day also which cant of helped
club hammer out of hes boot, window put in and released the hand brake and pushed it off hes drive, its a little bit down hill ,,, he managed to block the road with it, parked hes car in the garage and went to the pub,, car was gone when he got back and he aint got a clue what happened either
club hammer out of hes boot, window put in and released the hand brake and pushed it off hes drive, its a little bit down hill ,,, he managed to block the road with it, parked hes car in the garage and went to the pub,, car was gone when he got back and he aint got a clue what happened either
09-01-2009, 09:30 PM
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for those saying to drag it out the way, im sure if his car is locked in the garage, hes gonna be a bit fucked with that idea as some cunt is parked in front of the door
we occasionly get some polish cunts parking their car opposite our driveway, it makes it a right fucker to get on and off, and many times i have been tempted to try and punch a hole in the car with the towbar, but as yet havnt lol.
it does propper fuck you off tho.
if it was me tho, and i had to pick my son up etc, the car would be moved without giving a fuck of its age or how big the windows were.
fair play for not trashing the peice of shit.
we occasionly get some polish cunts parking their car opposite our driveway, it makes it a right fucker to get on and off, and many times i have been tempted to try and punch a hole in the car with the towbar, but as yet havnt lol.
it does propper fuck you off tho.
if it was me tho, and i had to pick my son up etc, the car would be moved without giving a fuck of its age or how big the windows were.
fair play for not trashing the peice of shit.
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09-01-2009, 09:30 PM
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No call yet and its still there, not sure what to do tbh. Take the clamp of and see if it goes over night because im not getting out of bed if the owner rings later or leave it till morning and go the nearest cop shop and see what they can do.
09-01-2009, 09:39 PM
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Im a bit worried that if the owner had an emergency and i dont hear the phone (which i wont) that they would be fucked. Fucking morals ay who'd av em?
09-01-2009, 09:42 PM
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this happened to us when our neighbor repeatly pared over our drive so we couldnt get out. so me dad attached a rope to it and dragged it up the road, right infront of there from door. tyres were propa squeeling...along with some other rather nasty noises!
09-01-2009, 09:45 PM
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Well it has to be gone by 10 in the morning as me and my lad are going to his friend 3rd birthday party. Last resort is my brother in law uses his van to shift the fucker
09-01-2009, 09:48 PM
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09-01-2009, 09:53 PM
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Get your brother in law to tow it out of your way, get your car out then reclamp the car and remove your note.
Then go to sleep knowing you won!
Then go to sleep knowing you won!
09-01-2009, 10:04 PM
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Fucking stupid cunty little fucking slag faced bint, it was the fucking curtain twitchers fucking car after all. I knew she was a fucking odd ball. Her fella has just rang and asked me to remove the clamp. When i asked why she told me she didnt know whos car it was he replied that because i was there with my brother in law she thought we were going to steal it!!!!!? All that fucking hassle even though i explained to her it was blocking my garage. I asked if he needed the car tonight and he replied no, told him the clamp can fucking stay till morning then. Twats fucking twaty coated twat centered twats
09-01-2009, 10:08 PM
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got this all the time at my last garage,it wasnt just me,sometimes up to 15 cars would get blocked in.we got the cops and they took the reg and did a check,9 times out of 10 they could get a mob no for the owner and they came and moved it,or we jacked it up and shoved it into an old vans towbar which was always in parked 1 space down the road.
09-01-2009, 10:09 PM
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09-01-2009, 10:11 PM
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Im just cant get my head round it, she fucking watched Sam pull his van up behind it and get a clamp out and clamp it and didnt think to say oi thats my car. Either he is talking shit and its his car and he is using his bint as an excuss or she is a few tools sort of a tool box.
Can i charge them to take the clamp of for the inconvienience it has caused?
Can i charge them to take the clamp of for the inconvienience it has caused?
09-01-2009, 10:17 PM
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Im going to try! I think a few quid is in order to pay for the full my parents used picking Josh up from school. They did 60 miles in total as they live on the other side of Manchester.
09-01-2009, 10:17 PM
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silly cow! reminds me of the wife, got home from work and her fuckin house/car keys are still in our front door lock (outside). women ! rant over lol
09-01-2009, 10:21 PM
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What a silly old shit cunt, why not just appologise and move the motor?? I would defo take a sneaky revenge, because thats just the most pathetic excuse. Defo charge to remove the clamp.
09-01-2009, 10:23 PM
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We get this all the time, there is a school at the back of our house, its a complete nightmare when on a day off and you need to be somewhere between 8.45am - 10am.
I kerbed the Cossie's wheels one day because one of the parents actually parked on our little drive at the back, had a stand up row with her as at first she would not move her car
I kerbed the Cossie's wheels one day because one of the parents actually parked on our little drive at the back, had a stand up row with her as at first she would not move her car
09-01-2009, 10:31 PM
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Theres a school at the bottom of my road, and I get blocked in all the time with parents parking their cars over the drive. Few flat tyres and a row or two stopped it 
Glad you got it sorted mate, Id just borrow a mates car tomorrow and leave the car clamped all day
Glad you got it sorted mate, Id just borrow a mates car tomorrow and leave the car clamped all day
10-01-2009, 12:17 AM
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i like the pin hole in the water hose or draining the oil idea, (only leave a little so it doesnt instantly make loads of noise on start up)
will do plenty of damage but not straight away so they dont put 2 n 2 together
inconsiderate tossers
will do plenty of damage but not straight away so they dont put 2 n 2 together
inconsiderate tossers
10-01-2009, 01:56 AM
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hang on she thought u were going to steal it lol u live over the road that would be the shortest hunt for a thief ever lol what a stupid cow. in other words m8 she got reall embarresed and finally got the balls to ring u with that lame exsuse
10-01-2009, 05:19 AM
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What kind of land is immediately outside the garage??? If its a road or council ground you might be able to get them to double yellow it. Then they will gladly send round a friendly parking warden to issue a ticket and eventually tow it away. You then have easy access and the council can make money from fines. everyones happy!!! except the cunt who blocked you who will get the message and learn thier lesson if they arent too retarded
Technically you could get in shit if you try to charge someone money for clamping on public property. At very least you need landowners permission, proper signage and an SIA license for vehicle immobilisation. Even then as a private operator you have very little power to actually get them to pay. Only council issued tickets seem capable of having any legal wieght to enforce payment.
Technically you could get in shit if you try to charge someone money for clamping on public property. At very least you need landowners permission, proper signage and an SIA license for vehicle immobilisation. Even then as a private operator you have very little power to actually get them to pay. Only council issued tickets seem capable of having any legal wieght to enforce payment.
10-01-2009, 08:34 AM
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10-01-2009, 08:39 AM
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What kind of land is immediately outside the garage??? If its a road or council ground you might be able to get them to double yellow it. Then they will gladly send round a friendly parking warden to issue a ticket and eventually tow it away. You then have easy access and the council can make money from fines. everyones happy!!! except the cunt who blocked you who will get the message and learn thier lesson if they arent too retarded
Technically you could get in shit if you try to charge someone money for clamping on public property. At very least you need landowners permission, proper signage and an SIA license for vehicle immobilisation. Even then as a private operator you have very little power to actually get them to pay. Only council issued tickets seem capable of having any legal wieght to enforce payment.
Technically you could get in shit if you try to charge someone money for clamping on public property. At very least you need landowners permission, proper signage and an SIA license for vehicle immobilisation. Even then as a private operator you have very little power to actually get them to pay. Only council issued tickets seem capable of having any legal wieght to enforce payment.
The garage is two streets away from me, there is a row of maybe 6 or 7 terreced houses and oposite there are 4 garages with up and over doors and a droped kerb. I own two of the garages and the other two are owned by some one else. The silly cow had parked on the kerd that close to the doors that if i tryed to open them it would have hit the side of her car. You had to walk side ways to get past it or else walk onto the road. Mothers with prams would have had to go on the road to get round.