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Old 06-01-2009, 02:01 PM
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Default 320 bhp fiesta rs turbo! cossie engine! want a laugh!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-1-ford-fiest...QQcmdZViewItem

wonder what questions people will ask!
Old 06-01-2009, 02:03 PM
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dont take the piss, that cars had it's engine MOUNTAINS replaced!

what a tool
Old 06-01-2009, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Nash_mr2
dont take the piss, that cars had it's engine MOUNTAINS replaced!

what a tool
and every CASKET!
Old 06-01-2009, 02:07 PM
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Its clearly a CVH as well.
Old 06-01-2009, 02:07 PM
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he needs to learn to spell first :-

engine mountains - are the big engines or something ?
rear qwarters - maybe he has a lisp
restord the vheical - needs to restord his education
head casket - or a small coffin ?
hydrolic lifters


I blame text speak - learn proper english or someot like wot it shud be innit.
Old 06-01-2009, 02:08 PM
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Hmmmm, I smell an awful lot of Bovine Excrement in that one.

Safety Features: 4-Wheel Drive, Alarm, Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS), Immobiliser, Rear seat belts, Xenon headlights
Old 06-01-2009, 02:11 PM
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Those dark pictures don't half show up the 'pristein condition' of the car.

I'm very gald he's changed all the caskets too
Old 06-01-2009, 02:12 PM
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Is there any point in putting pics of a car if its dark??

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Old 06-01-2009, 02:13 PM
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don't forget it's got 4wd as a safety feature

don't worry, nothing to hide which is why the pictures have been taken in the dark
Old 06-01-2009, 02:18 PM
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what a melon, did he choose those pics thinking... yeah, looks good in these pics??
Old 06-01-2009, 02:56 PM
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Somebody clearly left ebay open and a 7 yearold in the room whilst they went to make a drink or get the door!
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Crikey, a LOT of work gone into that car!

Especially the bit where they cut down a YB block to fit a CVH head to it!
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cossie block wont fit a cvh head
Old 06-01-2009, 03:05 PM
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Is that a standard T2 turbo as well?
Old 06-01-2009, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Crikey, a LOT of work gone into that car!

Especially the bit where they cut down a YB block to fit a CVH head to it!
most be welded
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I find these adverts very funny but at the same time feel sorry for the mug advertising it that has to talk shite to big up his car
Old 06-01-2009, 03:07 PM
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all that hard work,on engine and restoring the car, and he takes pics in the dark hummmmm
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Originally Posted by andy130
cossie block wont fit a cvh head
Yes it will mate!

all you need to do is chop some sections out of it, reweld it back together, change all the timing setup etc, perfectly possible, just a LOT of work, hence I said wow at the amount of work involved
Old 06-01-2009, 03:10 PM
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I say spam the tool.
Why say its a cossie lump then put a pic of a CVH just below it.

Im going to ask him what stage the chatter back valve is.
Old 06-01-2009, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by porksword69
Im going to ask him what stage the chatter back valve is.
It's what he uses to talk shit through lol

What a plonker!
Old 06-01-2009, 03:16 PM
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I like ads like these
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It might be a reasonably well "restored" Fiesta RST, with a refreshed standard engine? However with these sort of adverts it's difficult to determine if the guys got no mechanical knowledge and has been misled by some one, or hes a complete dog sack who thinks folks are easily bull-shitted.

My moneys on the latter.
Old 06-01-2009, 03:21 PM
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standard fiestas rst anyone
asked for a bit more info lol
Old 06-01-2009, 04:27 PM
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a cos-vh, hmmmmmm, now theres a 1st lol
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lol love how where it says engine size , hes put 320 cc lmfao

, all you welsh lot must be really proud hes one of yours


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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
Is that a standard T2 turbo as well?
Looks like it's on a T2

What a tool
Old 06-01-2009, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
lol love how where it says engine size , hes put 320 cc lmfao

, all you welsh lot must be really proud hes one of yours


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what a weener
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What a tool
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Asked him if it was a 200 or 205 block (told him I wanted a 200 blocked car)

Also asked if it was a T34 (guess of course based on the power figure he quoted)
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lol this will be fun to here his reply
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post replys in here
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i sent him : how the fuck can you run 320bhp on a standard t2......
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i sent him .

hi mate . you might want to either find out abit more about the car your trying to sell . or if you know the whole ad is utter bollox sort it out .people arnt that thick!!

i mean come on its not a 2.1 cossie lump is it.its clearly a bog std 1.6 cvh and that certainly wont produce 320BHP
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thats a serious t2 ive got to get me one of those, was gonna get a stage 3 t3 for me frst but not any more. think im going to see this bloke for technical advice and a smart, powerful, one of a kind engine rebuild. sounds good to me. anyone else?

what a f**king donut. LMFAO!!!!
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:03 PM
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OMG i have just realised how he has done it

standard engine = 130bhp + 200+ shot of nitrous = total uter bull shit



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