Glenn_

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I was round my mams yesterday for new years dinner and my brother in law was there. He is just full of shit. He was telling me that his suzuki bandit 1200 motor bike could do 0 to 60 in a second. Then he started arguing with me about mk1 lotus cortinas saying that you can get a 4 door shell on ebay for 1500 quid. He didnt belive me that ford didnt make a 4 door lotus cortina. Then he said the 2 door sells go on ebay for 1500 too. He is so full of magic its unreal.

-beefy-

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lol sounds like a tosser glen , pop him down the unit , let him start chatting shit , ill gladly tell him hes full of it lol


beef

Lambchop

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No telling some folk mate

cpaul4

Ive got an R1 and that won't do 0-60 in under 3 secs let alone 1, The best I have had is @ 3.45 secs. Must be a very special bandit.

Chris

!mouse-oxford!

Ive got an r1 also and mine is just under 4 secs

rabmc

See these people everywhere!!

The thing that gets me is they actually believe that shite, the really must not be right to argue about something they know naff all about, the thing that always gets me though is when i find myself argueing with them when i clearly know best, and i hate myself for it!! i sometimes feel as if people hear us and may think im talking the crap when its not!!

cossie604

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He is talking out of his poo shoot....everyone knows that a b12 will do 0-60 in 0.75sec And they never made Lotus Cortina's in either 2 or 4 doors varients....they were all estate's and soft tops

dojj

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sounds like my "mate" paul ebinezar

we were taling about soemthing one day and he blamed the problem on mary j blige being nearly 50

Dicko&Vacant

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know plenty of people like that tbh.....

best thing to do is ignore them

AGAR-COSWORTH

I hate these sort of people - meet them all the time at work They are the type of people who would argue that water isn't wet, and grass isn't green.

Best ploy i've found is just nod and agree with whatever they say, then see how annoyed they become because no-one will argue with them.

Glenn_

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Or he is a star people honest he is a right comic.I could tell you more storys about him but i dont wanna bore you.

NoGutsNoGlory

i too can't stand these type of people...

I constantly get mocked about t work cuase i drive an Escos, they say thate scort is a shit car and so on... before i used to try to explain what a cosworth is and so on and some times i even lost my tember big time.

Now i reliaze they will never learn so i just walk out of the room when they start talking shite

NoGutsNoGlory

oooo come on do tell us... for the Lolz

ballin

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pmsl at 0-60 in 1 second

Ginge !

i had to listen to a customer yesturday talking about hes M3 doing 176mph on the m1, then i mentioned about restriction and he said " its been derestricted"

its a L reg M3 ffs,,,, it would take the length of the M1 to get to 176mph

Rax

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Glenny boy,would i be right in saying he is also "bullet" and he has a mini cooper thats faster than anything else or am i confusing him with another gobshite ?

Fudgey

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maybe the 0-60 thing in 1 second is because when hes on the bike and lets rip he says

"one....

err, thats it i know no more"

therefore, as the thick cunt cant count up to 2, its gotta be 1 second no?

Nath

Its not too late for her to divorce him.

Fast Guy

Well it can't be otherwise why would they sell this?

mk1escoz4x4

could you ask him to send me the link to ebay please as i think i will buy a couple of those!

Big G

I dont know what the GSXR does it in, I havnt mastered the art of using a stopwatch during the traffic light grand prix

andy escos

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just googled 0-60 4 bandit = 3.37 secs m8 your brother in law is full of shit on all accounts

rickbartlett

does make u larf wen people chat shit,like in this months performance ford,page 111 readers cars,mercury grey rs turbo s2 that claims 320bhp on mfi standard management(NEARLY MATE) PMSL

dojj

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that does something to the water to make it wetter, hence the name

adam.d

I heard a fella at work going on about his Audi TT, he was telling his mate that TT stands for twin turbo !!!!!

blacky.

glenn we will educate him with one of the toys we will race him 1k see how big his know nothing balls are then

Fiddy

Ive met the guy in question, he is no doubt a numpty, one of those know all know nothing types.

Glenn_

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When he first bought his super charged mini last year he said they were only 3 minis in darlongton where we live.I said how do you know,have you been intouch with the dvla.

Csm

Lol

Theres always someone we know thats a gobshite

Nash_mr2

"if you tell these people you have an Elephant, they'll tell you they have a Cage for it"

Glenn_

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He said 1 time that it was 50 mile to the centre of the earth. So i said why does it take about 24 hours to fly to austrialia lol.

Rax

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PMSL

fezzajsy

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RST

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PMSL what a cunt he is lol.

Glenn_

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Im not lying he is just fooking mad i think he is starting to belive himself.

Ginge !

mate my family are from aycliffe/bishop

theres some relative who live in coundon,,, now they REALLY are people who aint got a clue when they talk,,,,, but then again its just one BIG family there pmsl

T3ORA

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westus1

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that 50 miles to the centre of the earth is a classic
so in theory i'm closer to australia than the scotland/england border
fookin classic

Ginge !

well tbh,,, theres more chance of me visiting australia,, than passing that border pmsl

TT300

Lol unless its turboed and lenghened, then it WILL hit 60 in a second.