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Old 17-11-2008, 12:42 PM
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Last night the wife askes me to make love to her like in the movie's so the obliging husband that I am I threw her on all fours and smashed her in the back door then came on her face whilst shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH!"
From the befruntelled and pissed off look on her face id hazard a guess that we dont watch the same movies



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Old 17-11-2008, 12:50 PM
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Old 17-11-2008, 12:51 PM
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Me and the missus were cuddling on the couch last night, she got a bit horny and asked me to give her 6 inches and make her bleed.

So i shagged her twice and punched her on the nose.
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Yeh my misses ask me to "make love" WTF is that about?! id rather punch her about and make her squeal! lol
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Originally Posted by Coldo
Me and the missus were cuddling on the couch last night, she got a bit horny and asked me to give her 6 inches and make her bleed.

So i shagged her twice and punched her on the nose.
pmsl

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Old 17-11-2008, 12:54 PM
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Pmsl. .... I think i watch the same movies too.... !
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got this by text the other day and thought it was funny as
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lol
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