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Old 19-10-2008 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
If I ever catch a thief in the act again, I will NEVER call the police, the courts do fuck all.....

Whats the best way to get rid of a body lol?
Thing is Will, No-one probably knows where he was (ie his mum etc etc) so theres plenty of time to think of wierd and extreme ways to dispose of the crim!

I reckon the best thing to do is gag and bound them, drive as far as physically possible, somewhere fuckin miles from anywhere, get him out the car, leave him in a ditch for the sheep and the squirrils to play with!

Surely you "military" types have had to dispose of the odd "mistake" now and again? LOL
Old 19-10-2008 | 09:30 PM
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My mates parents had an xr4x4, when they were brand spanker, thieves tried pinching it 4 times..............so he put razor blades under the handles............last he saw of them was blood on the handles...................never got bothered again after that lol
Old 19-10-2008 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by cozzfather
most of you won't remember the geezer what put 240v to his sierra cosworth door handle as a precaution to theft as it had been stolen and broken into previously, some twat tried the handle and went down like a sack of shit, matey then had a brainwave to sue the cosworth owner and told the court and police he had tried the handel as the door was ajar and he was trying to close it for the owner, judge sent the cosworth owner to the cooler while the thevin slag got compo and his winky sucked by our judicial system

Thats shocking this country is a sham as for this thread no way i would have phoned the police he would be going missinghate thieving bastards its the sign of jelousy did you find out where he stays?if so go around or get one of your mates and knock the seven colours of shite out him
Old 19-10-2008 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Red16
The pouring petrol on him trick wouldve been fun, especially if you then stood back and played with a lighter/cigarette for a while, give the little cunt something to really worry about.
Sure i have heard of someone doing this and they set the cunt on fire by accident. Ended up going down for it as well.
Old 19-10-2008 | 10:21 PM
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I would blindfold them, soak them in water and just put a bit of petrol under their nose and on their face lol, propper shit themselves then
Old 19-10-2008 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
I would blindfold them, soak them in water and just put a bit of petrol under their nose and on their face lol, propper shit themselves then
I thought you'd have gone for a can of expanding foam up the nostrils TBH mate?
Old 19-10-2008 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
Surely you "military" types have had to dispose of the odd "mistake" now and again? LOL
I make the bodies, not dispose of them well I could do a shallow mass grave
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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
I thought you'd have gone for a can of expanding foam up the nostrils TBH mate?
Ohh I like that one

Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
I make the bodies, not dispose of them well I could do a shallow mass grave
Been watching Snatch have we?
Old 19-10-2008 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
I reckon a gallon of petrol over him would have maybe made him think about a career change?
To the tune:::

Dahder dahder,dne dahder den
'Well i dont know why I came here tonight..I gotta feeling that something ain't right...i'm so scared in case I fall off my chair...and i'm wondering how...........................'
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