was sitting in the drive thru mcdonalds the other day with the bird.
noticed a small boy about 6 or 7 walking up behing my car than noticed an old guy walking up to. thought this was a bit bit weird as this was the q for the drive thru. then the old guy grabbed the wee boy and practically shoved him in my window and said " here you go son, this is a cosworth. much better than any of the subarus you see going around" was well funny at the time. the wee guy was well into his cars and his granpa wanted to show him a cossie or a real car as he put it!

 

cool!...bit cruel tho! and you should have asked wtf he was doin putting him through ya window!

 

lol, seems not all old guff's are stupid.

 

 

pmsl, would of creased out Big up Grandaaaaaaad

hope u said "tart" instead of "tar" to the drive through assistant

 

talking of mc donalds drive through, the people that work at my local are thick as fuck, i would love to roll round in a wheel chair to make a order, they wouldnt know what to say. lol

 

will mind that one for the next time "tart"!
did wonder WTF was going on but old guy seemed ok and even said he knew someone with a RS500.
will take that with a pintch of salt tho cos everyone you talk to about cossies knows someone thats got the fastest cossie around but somehow it never appears!
usual bull in other words!

 

Jay , put on the "driving a car" pose and pretend ure really in one with eleccy windows n shit, they dunno what to say then their all thick as fook an acne ridden monkey's!!

 

yeah i tell them while im waiting ill do the window up cos its cold

 

then say u got no passenger seat to hold the drinks so you'll need to give u a minute even better take a mate to pose the same seat position pmsl

 

i would sit there making revving nosie before trying to pull a donut

 

hahahahahahahahahahha thats well funny!!!

 

na, best got to be hand brake it up to the window and fall out.

 

pmsl jay roll on the floor a few times, damit i rolled the cossie u cow

 

i got real tears mate.

 

i know it would be sad to do but i would have to be filmed doing it .
it would be funny as fuck.
i would get them to come out to help me up and stand up and laugh in ther face

sorry rapidcossie, bit off topic here.

 

pmsfl, would make good footage like!!! i can immagine i'd need to do it drunk tho "RING AN AMBULANCE MY MATES GOT A GRAZED ELBOW "

 

lol knowing me i would break me fucking face

 

if i do it or may get a mate to do it, i'll get it filmed and see if i can get it posted up somewhen.

 

would be funny as fook

 

my mate got one prick a writen warning in there, he sort of knew him and always took the piss, he went in put his elbows on the counted and stared at him, matey said " your such a twat" followed by what can i get ya, the manager was what followed, we watched him get a bollocking and he had to say sorry, funny as fuck mate, you had to be there.

 

 

KFC is good for muppets, never short of them in there, when ever im skint, i call them up, say i got a bucket meal the day before and it was shit, like chips cold or crap bits of chicken, they say i can have a free on next time dont even buy the first!, done this 3 times so far. what wankers! lol

 

 

driving through backwards always confuses them as well

 

Nice!

yesterday at work teh mechanic (24) was discussing the Evo vs Subaru differences, one said a subaru was best and quicker, them the mechanic comes out with ' boss' cossie piss all over subaru even that P1 we had in'

chuffed!

 

yeah go to the collection window them fuck off to the paying one to collect food.

 

Had a beauty last night

girl about 16 says "nice car" as I was getting some cash outta the cash machine at safeway i was like thanks,next her bloke bout the same age and his mate walk up,his mate says to the other "nice car it's a xr2i,oh no it's an Escort turbo" Youngsters these days

 

how can you mistake a escort for a fiesta? twats lol

 

I dunno I drove off laughing to myself it was when i was getting my cash he made the error lol, thinking he may have thought xr3i but no xr2i lol

 

she wanted you big time mate ROFL

 

yer could have done with being another 4 years older lol

 

i get this gezza bird wich sounds like shes 5 giving it the nice car mate, when evr i go to KFC and shes ming mate

 

lol,don't lie,u pulled her last week out on the piss

 

, mate i would touch her ( well it) with yours! she got a slight tash too