right we're looking after our lass's brother's cat.
Well not a fully grown cat but not a kitten either, i think about 15 week's?

Anyhow i fucking hate cats but we agreed to look after it cos they've gone to mini in the park.
They brought it this morning i was in bed but our lass was up they droped 'george'(wtf?) off and went but they said to me last weekend that at about 11 o'clock on a night george goes daft, so i was thinking running around and shit. They said the same to our lass.

Fuck me the most placid cat ever today spent most of the day snuggleing up to me or our lass.
Our lass went to bed just after 9 and the cat was great just chilled out like.

Then 10 o'clock came and fuck me george went loony, attacking me drawn blood all over my arm's from claw and bite mark's, locked the little cunt in the kitchen and i can hear him bouncing off the wall's and cupboards.

So what the fuck is going on with the little bastard.

Or will he be best as a no 27 at the local chinky tomorow

 

Get a video lol ave got my missus cat staring at me right now, think am on his chair.

 

Lmfao

 

we just got a kitten 2 weeks ago, 12 weeks old today.

fuck me the thing is mental!

just like you say tho, sleeps alot all day, then about 10pm the thing goes crazy!

we also have another cat thats 3 years old, got the kitten as company as his brother was run over last year

this littleun is female and kicks his arse, and has also given him an eye infection thats going to cost us at the vets tomoz....

in answer to your question, fook knows! just lock it away!

'honey' is now chewing the laptop cable as i speak, but shes far from a fookin honey

 

my grandad's cat likes a playtime everynight at 9pm before he goes out. He nips and uses his claws a bit but he is onyl playing. My grandad's hands and arms are quite often torn up a bit but it's all done in good humour.

Maybe he's doing something like this? Or was he properly going for u?

 

I thought he was playing at first, then it was just pure venom

Cant believe i'm talking about a fucking cat lmfao

 

right not happy the little demonic bastard has found a way to open the kitchen door

 

Sounds like its contracted rabies!

 

 

I googled it because I am a sad lonely little man but basically it's having been nocturnal. It's time to HUNT and be a CUNT at night time.

Loads of crap on google about it.

All in all it's a mega boring read though!

 

my mum and dads cat is the same
turns into pyshco cat when my dad goes bed ,he has to put big oven mits on to get him in the kitchen so he can set the alarm