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Old 11-08-2008, 06:36 PM
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The thing is i can apreciate a nice clean motor and actually enjoy buffing my motor so it looks mint BUT these lunatics take things to the extreme using bottled water etc. Imagine what his neighbours think of him lol i bet they think he's a right fucking weirdo
Old 11-08-2008, 06:49 PM
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Some of these comments are class

I suppose everyone has to some kind of hobby to keep them busy, that's his so fair play. I'd like him to clean my car
Old 11-08-2008, 06:54 PM
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I'd like him to clean my kitchen
Old 11-08-2008, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie604
I'd like him to clean my kitchen
Imagine how shiny his helmet is
Old 11-08-2008, 08:07 PM
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this was at time attack yesterday, and all the under bonnet stuff is very very tacky
Old 11-08-2008, 08:19 PM
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Fuck me they must get invited to all the best parties

Nice 3dr though.
Old 11-08-2008, 08:22 PM
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Bloody hell thats insane - respect for effort and dedication, of which i would never have. I consider myself to be VERY picky when it comes to cleanliness of my new car but that is astonishing - can't believe some of his comments.
Old 12-08-2008, 10:16 AM
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Only just seen the thread, I think a lot of time, thought, money and skill has gone into it, its great to see the difference in paint work, I know I couldn't be arsed to go to those lengths!

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Old 14-08-2008, 09:34 PM
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Quality thread.
Old 14-08-2008, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Someone should tell this cunt you cant polish a turd

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/foru...ad.php?t=77339
Afpmsl!!
Old 14-08-2008, 09:49 PM
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Looks like a amazing day! It's packed.
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Afpmsl!!
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Rab picnic & a brisk walk - is that not the way they roll in that club.
Old 14-08-2008, 10:02 PM
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The guy's a freak !!!
Old 14-08-2008, 10:03 PM
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what a sad sad man
Old 14-08-2008, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Paddy


What a massive, massive cunt.
Proper funny ha ha.

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Old 14-08-2008, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RickyLee53
But tomorrow his wifes going to go shopping in it.
As if he's got a wife, the only fanny he's seen is when he looks in the mirror.

Christ i can't even be arsed to give my car a quick wash never mind all that.
Old 14-08-2008, 10:22 PM
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a lot of work gone into it, but what a fucking geek

I cannot believe he was moaning about 0.5mm blob of paint

got bored after first 200 pics of him and his cameras
Old 14-08-2008, 10:53 PM
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bet he`s got a caravan and goes doggin
Old 14-08-2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by cozzie_dave1
bet he`s got a caravan and goes doggin
I bet his caravan is fucking mint fully restored underside the lot
Old 15-08-2008, 12:41 AM
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omg i`m rolling about here laughing at this shit..

FUCKING LOSER...
Old 15-08-2008, 02:25 AM
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Pure cunt.

I've washed one car ONCE and that was my old old saff, only because id been across a field in it and it was covered in grass.

Imagine looking out of your window and seeing YOUR neighbour taking photos of a pair of buckets

Cocksniffer if you ask me..... lol
Old 15-08-2008, 02:27 AM
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Dunno if anyone else has this advert at the bottom: Vauxhall VXR from Ł15,470

No thanks
Old 15-08-2008, 08:17 AM
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every one to there own, but what a waste of time

he really needs to get a life, what a fucking clown.

boring twat

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Old 15-08-2008, 08:32 AM
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Serious now, what would he do if someone key'd it? Bumped into it?

Hed cut his wrists, fo sho.
Old 15-08-2008, 08:53 AM
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PMSL

I'd pay to see that, aye not the wrists bit obviously....!
Old 15-08-2008, 09:01 AM
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I couldn't actually be bothered to read that the other day (plus couldn't make out what it said easily) but just have and WTF!!
Old 15-08-2008, 09:09 AM
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Oh my god.......



I just can't believe it..... I have now got conclusive proof that this bloke is a world class penis.









Look down........








You are NOT going to belive it........












Yes. It's a hoover.


http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/foru...ad.php?t=38692

What a total and utter penis.
Old 15-08-2008, 09:21 AM
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detailing a dyson.

what a bell end
Old 15-08-2008, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Rab
Oh my god.......



I just can't believe it..... I have now got conclusive proof that this bloke is a world class penis.









Look down........








You are NOT going to belive it........












Yes. It's a hoover.


http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/foru...ad.php?t=38692

What a total and utter penis.
is this for real??

someone really needs to find something better to do with his spare time.

Muppet!
Old 15-08-2008, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by bunnies
Ł20 this guy is an accountant!
don't tar us all with the same brush!!
Old 15-08-2008, 09:32 AM
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I feel really sorry for the salesmen at the Vauxhall Dealership, i bet they all run and hide when he comes in with the paint depth gauge etc etc.

Dont get me wrong, i do appreciate the whole "detailing" thing, but from what ive seen, this guy only works on new or nearly new cars. Some of the better threads on detailing world are where they turn round some propper shit holes of cars and do make them look as good as new.

Imagine this guy being faced with a 1993 Vauxhall corsa in propper faded dry bleached red paintwork, faded grey plastics and an interior that looks like a family of tramps have lived in it.??

He's shit himself i reckon.

As for taking photographs of the two buckets.... i'm actually lost for words at that point
Old 15-08-2008, 09:40 AM
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i read the first couple of lines and knew the guy was a proper helmet fair play to anyone who keeps their car clean i like to as well but this guy is seriously shagging his exhaust pipe and gets a pinger polishing his dyson wtf
Old 15-08-2008, 10:17 AM
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I'm going to do a detailling thread..............................


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I think people are missing the point that the dyson was done in humour, I dont think the guy is anywhere near as sad as you are making out, that said though, that plaque with the quote from the bible kind of proves im over estimating him
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Originally Posted by Chip
I think people are missing the point that the dyson was done in humour, I dont think the guy is anywhere near as sad as you are making out, that said though, that plaque with the quote from the bible kind of proves im over estimating him
Chip, you are wrong. The bloke is a Penis.
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