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Old 26-07-2008, 07:33 AM
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If your ever out and need to go for a piss, PLEASE make sure there's no electric fences about.................OH THE PAIN (NO ITS NOT ME)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp
Old 26-07-2008, 07:51 AM
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Fking hell thats nasty as fk!!!! His missus wont be to happy with that. Unlucky fker, i would top myself if that was mine no shit!!
Old 26-07-2008, 07:53 AM
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i actually did this once.not relising it was electric.but all i got was wot felt like a punch in the bolox and it ached 4 a few minutes after.think i was lucky compared to this bloke
Old 26-07-2008, 08:01 AM
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Who in their right mind would wire a fence uptp a 3 phase supply aswell

At least UK leccy fences are only low voltage and low current so you only get a mild shock, not a full on toasting
Old 26-07-2008, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by bateyovhebburn
Fking hell thats nasty as fk!!!! His missus wont be to happy with that. Unlucky fker, i would top myself if that was mine no shit!!
I don't think he will be too happy about it either
Old 26-07-2008, 08:10 AM
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Looks like he's going to lose a few inches when it falls off
Old 26-07-2008, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Series1Dry
I don't think he will be too happy about it either
PMSL
Old 26-07-2008, 08:35 AM
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if you read it it says it was nothing to do with an electric fence
Old 26-07-2008, 08:39 AM
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oh no!!
Old 26-07-2008, 08:40 AM
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why pee on thin bits of metal anyway? id find a tree or hedge or a wall.
Old 26-07-2008, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by thebigyin
if you read it it says it was nothing to do with an electric fence

not just me then who actually read it !!!
Old 26-07-2008, 09:27 AM
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lol i was thinking the same, it was some surgery gone wrong
Old 26-07-2008, 09:33 AM
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thats fooking rough stuff, so the doctors gave him a shock to treat herpies and it went wrong??
Old 26-07-2008, 10:06 AM
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i guess the guy wont be recomending that doctor to his mates.
Old 26-07-2008, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Who in their right mind would wire a fence uptp a 3 phase supply aswell

At least UK leccy fences are only low voltage and low current so you only get a mild shock, not a full on toasting

they usually run off a 12Volt car battery type so cattle get a belt not cooked, WTF they keeping in the field with 3 phase?!?!?!?! DINOSAURS?!?!?!?
Old 26-07-2008, 10:01 PM
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thats one black cock my missus wouldnt want
Old 26-07-2008, 10:22 PM
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could of been worse or could it? - Chip posted up a link the other day of a bloke pissing on a railway line.....the fucker died lol!

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Old 26-07-2008, 10:24 PM
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Man that looks rank...............
Old 26-07-2008, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
could of been worse, Chip posted up a link the other day of a bloke pissing on a railway line.....the fucker died lol!


hit by the train, as he had started and couldnt stop....so he couldnt move or he would piss all over himself

you ever tried to piss, and run from a train
Old 26-07-2008, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by staffi
Man that looks rank...............


looks like my last bbq sausage effort

my dog loves em like that
Old 29-07-2008, 02:37 AM
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he will be fucked trying to get a shag with that
Old 29-07-2008, 06:43 AM
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Does no one read the article?

what a load of rubbish, a 3 phase fence you talking like the ones in that old film jurassic park to keep dinasours back. a normal wire fence would just glow like ur toaster elements and melt.

Even still, what hospital did this chap go to? sure hope they have insurance, id want millions if they did that to me. then again i think id probably kill my self what if the point of living with out a knob!
Old 29-07-2008, 08:55 AM
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its passionford - hardly anyone reads on here!
Old 29-07-2008, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by focuschivvy
thats one black cock my missus wouldnt want
PMSL........
I bet his mates call him "twiggy" now....
Old 29-07-2008, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by vikingboy
its passionford - hardly anyone reads on here!

hardly anyone can read on here!
Old 29-07-2008, 09:22 AM
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Echo what others have said, this has fuck all to do with an electric fence. It even says in big red letters : Real Photo, Inaccurate description.
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