as above met my mates pigs last week called.................Pauline Fowler and Boris!!!! was nearly crying lol

 

Pet pigs? That's funnier than the names themselves!

 

I'm called E'Or by boss.
GF has started calling me it now as thinks it's cute, nevermind it's a manic depressive donkey

 

My mate has a dog called Syndrome.

Little bastard keeps jumping up at people too

 

hes doing a ramsey, and fattening them up for dinner!

 

....had guinee pigs called "Axel rose" n "Freddy kruger".............and had two cats called "Syd n Nancie"

 

i had a black cat called "sambo"

big black sambo

he used to reverse in through the patio door, cos i shut it on his head one day by mistake....poor cunt


also had a duck called cossie,

two baby pheasants called bailey and samco.....the mrs wouldnt let me call the third mongoose

 

 

I've got 2 goats called Cagney n Lacey

 

I've got a duck called 'Crispy'!

 

thought pauline fowler was a classic

 

 

Flatmate had a cat called slut cause it wouldnt leave any male alone and always wanted attention, turned out it was a boy haha.
The same lad had a hamster called skidmark cause of a line running down its back.

 

Used to have a rabbit called Trevor and a cat called Bernard.

 

Mate has two cats..

Tess and Tickles..

Ginge

 

Some users on here thought my rabbits name was amusing!

Well i can tell you Simon is not amused

 

Aww I still laugh about that, I must say Simon is cute

 

Ginger cat called Barry

Rottie called Ted.

 

I have a lizard called Keith.

 

ex gf's mum and step dad had a westy dog called Gary

 

Border collie r lass named her Cossie.......

 

My sisters rabbit is called Mr Bun...

 

I did have a duck called Dave, and one called Jeff, but they're dead now

I've got one now called Mohamed, but fear a fanatic will steal him and cut his ducky throat if they find out!

 

my old boss had three cats called Freddie, George and Dave

 

we have 2 cats that have adopted us called dave and gareth

 

my mates gf had a german shepard called cheetah!!! WTF

 

Cosworth :



Not a recent name - shes 9

 

my cuzin had a bullmastiv called rhino

 

friend of mine had a 3 legged yorkie called rambo