vinnyvangough

Mate posted me this site.....

http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm


















ROFL
Funny as hell

foreigneRS

how do you get it out of your computer and into your car?

Luca

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My postie would love that...

Chip

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http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

foreigneRS

i tried to order 100 litres of 'Vin Diesel', but their system is down at the moment

Turbosystems

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Order from Petrol Direct

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

Lambchop

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like him do you?

vinnyvangough

can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.

Can you imagine opening your door to that?

Porkie

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http://www.petroldirect.com/specialist-fuels.htm

anti-matter

Turbocabbie

the privacy statement is cool

Privacy

We create a great deal of personal information about you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation, credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will "accidentally" publish all this information on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress.

foreigneRS

didn't know it was a person until you mentioned him i thought it was diesel made from wine

vinnyvangough

LMFAO

gaz4x4cos

They've certainly cornered the market in high-perfomance fuels. They even sell petrol with NOx already in it which saves on the costs of an expensive conversion.

can't believe the on line shop ain't workin !!!

Pob

Is that site for real???? Probs not knowing my luck lately! Makes me wanna get my car back on the road asap!

Chip

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Yes mate its for real, they post you out anti matter etc no problems at all

dojj

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but you need broadband as normal dial up will be a slow "drip, drip, drip" of fuel coming through whereas broadband will be like turning on the taps in the bath

vinnyvangough

ROFL

Pob

I'll make my way over to the muppet room i think. I below there! lol

Dicko&Vacant

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and you actually received it? Seems far too cheap to me, how do they evade the tax for starters

Sarah

Chip

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Dicko&Vacant

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ooops

if it wasnt for chip telling me i would have tried to order some

* goes into a hole and hides *

Sarah

dojj

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simple, they disguise themselves with fake noses and mustaches

foreigneRS

don't think you needed to add the 'sarah' bit at the end of your posts love, it's obvious it was a bird posting

Dicko&Vacant

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LOL i am seriously dumb sometimes

FletchCossie

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Is there a limit on petrol from the EU like there is on fags?? Might be worth importing

vinnyvangough

Surprising how many people this site catches out lol

antony215

Is that site not real then it's a bit of a fucker if it aint













































Im running low on Antimatter

Diamonds.

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Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).
This is shipped from our specialist suppliers based in the formet Soviet Union, usually within 28 days. Please note that some background checks may be required, and due to the hazardous nature of the fuel we recommend that some training be undertaken before using it. It may also be necessary to carry out background checks on potential customers.
Please contact us for a quote.

always handy for when you wanna do some time travelling.

wonder how many thick terroists (which would be most of them) have tried to order

vinnyvangough

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