My next door neighbour is a................
10-06-2008, 09:07 PM
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10-06-2008, 09:12 PM
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10-06-2008, 11:40 PM
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theres a number you can ring via the kids playing football in your street..
its like a asbo warning -this may sound petty "victor meldrew style" but the BOUNCE BOUNCE noise gets very annoying after about 3 hours every night every fucking night
the parents get a warning at first.and then a fine if it continues
i dont like my car getting used as a goal post
ive had words with them but to no avail..so a mates getting me the number who to ring ..
will post it up when i get it
the complaint in non traceable...
and if people reply to my post saying KILLJOY
then you can replace my morrete lenses when they get smashed at Ł59 each
..none done yet though...
its like a asbo warning -this may sound petty "victor meldrew style" but the BOUNCE BOUNCE noise gets very annoying after about 3 hours every night every fucking night
the parents get a warning at first.and then a fine if it continues
i dont like my car getting used as a goal post
ive had words with them but to no avail..so a mates getting me the number who to ring ..
will post it up when i get it
the complaint in non traceable...
and if people reply to my post saying KILLJOY
then you can replace my morrete lenses when they get smashed at Ł59 each
..none done yet though...
11-06-2008, 12:05 AM
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You know I am as crooked as they come and I will seek revenge on your behalf. You're not that far from me Dan and I will leave him and his family emotionally scarred for life. My friends call me BenniTurd for a reason, a good reason. Well, unless of course you are on the receiving end of it.
Let me know if you need me, I shall show him and his family a whole new meaning to the prhase 'Shit Attack'.
Benni.
Let me know if you need me, I shall show him and his family a whole new meaning to the prhase 'Shit Attack'.
Benni.
11-06-2008, 07:52 AM
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mind you, imagine the stench a 12 week old turd is going to be leaving at the sorting office if he decides he can't afford to pay the Ł1.06p
also, benni, dropping him a turd is fine, but you have dodgy legs and the old bill have fucked you over for your car, so how are you going to get to and from the abode of said miscreant without hiring an acomplice?
11-06-2008, 10:46 AM
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some quality ideas 
sign him up for any offer in any mags you can find, any old crap will do, he'll end up with loads of crap turning up, like a 30 day free stairlift trail, contact mags etc.
i've done the letter thing without the postage paid, i thought it was Ł2.50 to collect them? the look on their face when they open it and all it contains is a note with TWAT writtern on it, especially after paying for it
right i'm off to buy some crickets and mackeral
sign him up for any offer in any mags you can find, any old crap will do, he'll end up with loads of crap turning up, like a 30 day free stairlift trail, contact mags etc.
i've done the letter thing without the postage paid, i thought it was Ł2.50 to collect them? the look on their face when they open it and all it contains is a note with TWAT writtern on it, especially after paying for it
right i'm off to buy some crickets and mackeral
11-06-2008, 12:57 PM
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Dont suppose there is any way you can get his mobile number is there you can have some massive fun with that, i got revenge on a mate of mine before after he did something to me put an ad in the local yellow paper for a mint saph cossie for Ł1800 and a brand new LT 80 quad for Ł100 his phone nearly melted he was still getting calls for them MONTHS later
he was still getting calls for them MONTHS later
11-06-2008, 01:00 PM
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His kids play footy out front, you should play cricket out back.
Once you've done a few windows/greenhouse etc.. explain to him you're only playing and you thought he was in favour of outdoor ball games.
Once you've done a few windows/greenhouse etc.. explain to him you're only playing and you thought he was in favour of outdoor ball games.
11-06-2008, 01:49 PM
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11-06-2008, 02:32 PM
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i'm going to send a used tampon *
*not specificlly a lilets or bodyform, just a general tesco type el cheapo one, but i'll wrap it up in a plastic bag and then tape it up so he thinks it's a cuddle toy dolly for one of his kids, sent by some kindly elder relative for their birthday
**not specificlly a lilets or bodyform, just a general tesco type el cheapo one, but i'll wrap it up in a plastic bag and then tape it up so he thinks it's a cuddle toy dolly for one of his kids, sent by some kindly elder relative for their birthday
11-06-2008, 03:27 PM
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11-06-2008, 03:50 PM
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11-06-2008, 04:02 PM
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11-06-2008, 05:45 PM
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He is a right tosser, he moved the fence and we had 4 years of legal proceedings to get it back where it should be, he is as awkrad as hell with mum and where he parks the cars etc and now the prick is chipping up the edge of our drive under the new fcuking fence when we aint in and trowing the stones over! luckly we aint been in to see him otehrwise it would be more than a stone being thrown back! :@
11-06-2008, 06:01 PM
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heres what to do....
take a real big shit in a single sheet of newspaper, screw the paper up, shit inside,
place it on his doorstep, set fire to the paper, ring the doorbell, and run....
the effect, well, he opens the door, sees the fire, and atempts to stamp it out....BINGO!
take a real big shit in a single sheet of newspaper, screw the paper up, shit inside,
place it on his doorstep, set fire to the paper, ring the doorbell, and run....
the effect, well, he opens the door, sees the fire, and atempts to stamp it out....BINGO!
11-06-2008, 06:11 PM
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just been giggling like a kid reading all this bloody funny as a funny thing love it. think you should post his addres now you can watch the post man deliver all the post from his new fan club lol
11-06-2008, 06:16 PM
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11-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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i'm off to singapore this weekend for work i'll look at getting him signed up for generally random crap from there too if you want??
things like that really get people pissed off all this crap turning up, possibly quite literally
does any good petshop sell crickets??
things like that really get people pissed off all this crap turning up, possibly quite literally
does any good petshop sell crickets??
11-06-2008, 10:55 PM
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12-06-2008, 07:47 AM
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Get him signed up to one of these fake prize draw scams. Once he is on the 'suckers' list then he will shit loads of fake prize draw junk mail...
that along all the random stuff should make his day, every day...
that along all the random stuff should make his day, every day...
12-06-2008, 08:04 AM
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