My next door neighbour is a................
10-06-2008, 04:47 PM
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My next door neighbour is a................
C U N T !!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
10-06-2008, 04:49 PM
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C U N T !!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
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10-06-2008, 05:06 PM
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C U N T !!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
i would have said
but i don't think you have an infestation
10-06-2008, 05:08 PM
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if you live in a terraced house, or semi detached...
get in the loft, sometimes the divide between the houses isn't secure, or even close to being secure. if you can get throught to his sidek of the roof.....
there are all sorts of things you can do
especially if there is a water tank up there
get in the loft, sometimes the divide between the houses isn't secure, or even close to being secure. if you can get throught to his sidek of the roof.....
there are all sorts of things you can do
especially if there is a water tank up there
10-06-2008, 05:09 PM
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find out who the local clamping firm are who collect untaxed cars
they absolutly LOVE to come and collect them, no matter what sort of car it is
i know who mine are but the council should be able to tell you who their contract is with, this way there are stickers, fines, wheel clamps and other stuff, then they just turn up and lift them out of the way
they absolutly LOVE to come and collect them, no matter what sort of car it is
i know who mine are but the council should be able to tell you who their contract is with, this way there are stickers, fines, wheel clamps and other stuff, then they just turn up and lift them out of the way
10-06-2008, 05:10 PM
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if you live in a terraced house, or semi detached...
get in the loft, sometimes the divide between the houses isn't secure, or even close to being secure. if you can get throught to his sidek of the roof.....
there are all sorts of things you can do
especially if there is a water tank up there
get in the loft, sometimes the divide between the houses isn't secure, or even close to being secure. if you can get throught to his sidek of the roof.....
there are all sorts of things you can do
especially if there is a water tank up there
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10-06-2008, 05:15 PM
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I have to bear in mind I dont want my M5 keying or burning down....lol
I am moving ou tin 2 weeks anyhow, so I plan to let off a box of crickets through his letterbox before I go.
I am moving ou tin 2 weeks anyhow, so I plan to let off a box of crickets through his letterbox before I go.
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10-06-2008, 05:16 PM
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phone your local council, say say its a health hazzord, old cars sitting there, untaxed, pissong out oil, dangerous to kids, enviromental health etc.
tell them 7 days to move it or you contact the local mp.
tell them 7 days to move it or you contact the local mp.
10-06-2008, 05:33 PM
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C U N T !!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
10-06-2008, 05:35 PM
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10-06-2008, 05:56 PM
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find some kinda local neighborhood watch website fro listing paedo's and weirdo's.... get his name down.
fook painting nonse on the wall paint PEDOPHILE in bright red writing. that will make popular
fook painting nonse on the wall paint PEDOPHILE in bright red writing. that will make popular
10-06-2008, 06:06 PM
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C U N T !!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
10-06-2008, 06:08 PM
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C U N T !!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
He lets his dog dick kids play with a leather football and is happy for them to bounce it over all our cars "they are just kids" he says in his pathetic voice.
They swear and shout in the street till after 12 most nights and he takes up all the parking spaces with his 4 crap cars and vans.
I have just noticed his pile of Horse manure rover is not taxed on the road.
WHO DO I RING!!!!
go and get some mackrel which i think works the best from tesco asda ect ect
if not frozen ask the fishmonger to remove the bones if you cant
once home place the fish in a liquidiser and give it a very good blast until like mush then add some milk as when it dries it holds the smell better or water its up to you dont use coke as it may strip/fade the paint make it so its about a pint or so if you use 2 mackrel 4 is better once this is done transfer it to a coke bottle but make sure the bottle you use is twice the size of the contents if you follow as you will need to give it a shake daily place the bottle in a warm enviorment garden during the day as its hot and near a warm spot in ya place at night and keep shaking it daily and releasing any pressure which builds up as the contents rot
after a week you will have the makings of your payback and the longer you leave the more it smells bad
with all this done the tricky part begins ,most cars have airvents on the bonnets just under the wipers these vents are used to supply the cars interior with air
after you give the bottle a good shake pour some of this gear in the vents on all his cars/vans but keep the bottle and give it a sniff over the next few days to see how potant its getting
you will see him with all his windows down in the rain
hope you give it a go as this works well have known people to throw up after getting there car
good luck
10-06-2008, 06:19 PM
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you have to do this you will be laughing for months
go and get some mackrel which i think works the best from tesco asda ect ect
if not frozen ask the fishmonger to remove the bones if you cant
once home place the fish in a liquidiser and give it a very good blast until like mush then add some milk as when it dries it holds the smell better or water its up to you dont use coke as it may strip/fade the paint make it so its about a pint or so if you use 2 mackrel 4 is better once this is done transfer it to a coke bottle but make sure the bottle you use is twice the size of the contents if you follow as you will need to give it a shake daily place the bottle in a warm enviorment garden during the day as its hot and near a warm spot in ya place at night and keep shaking it daily and releasing any pressure which builds up as the contents rot
after a week you will have the makings of your payback and the longer you leave the more it smells bad
with all this done the tricky part begins ,most cars have airvents on the bonnets just under the wipers these vents are used to supply the cars interior with air
after you give the bottle a good shake pour some of this gear in the vents on all his cars/vans but keep the bottle and give it a sniff over the next few days to see how potant its getting
you will see him with all his windows down in the rain
hope you give it a go as this works well have known people to throw up after getting there car
good luck
go and get some mackrel which i think works the best from tesco asda ect ect
if not frozen ask the fishmonger to remove the bones if you cant
once home place the fish in a liquidiser and give it a very good blast until like mush then add some milk as when it dries it holds the smell better or water its up to you dont use coke as it may strip/fade the paint make it so its about a pint or so if you use 2 mackrel 4 is better once this is done transfer it to a coke bottle but make sure the bottle you use is twice the size of the contents if you follow as you will need to give it a shake daily place the bottle in a warm enviorment garden during the day as its hot and near a warm spot in ya place at night and keep shaking it daily and releasing any pressure which builds up as the contents rot
after a week you will have the makings of your payback and the longer you leave the more it smells bad
with all this done the tricky part begins ,most cars have airvents on the bonnets just under the wipers these vents are used to supply the cars interior with air
after you give the bottle a good shake pour some of this gear in the vents on all his cars/vans but keep the bottle and give it a sniff over the next few days to see how potant its getting
you will see him with all his windows down in the rain
hope you give it a go as this works well have known people to throw up after getting there car
good luck
10-06-2008, 06:24 PM
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10-06-2008, 06:25 PM
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just make it, will put a smile on ya face this old hot weather does it a treat and just when you think its done you get the benerfit of it giving him grief durring the winter months when he uses his heater
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10-06-2008, 06:29 PM
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10-06-2008, 06:42 PM
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I like the idea of crickets used to have to buy them for a pet lizard, little box of 100 will fit perfectly through the letterbox with the lid off.
Would drive me mad when one of the fuckers got out they don't shut up and are a fecker to find and catch!!!
Do work my son!!
Would drive me mad when one of the fuckers got out they don't shut up and are a fecker to find and catch!!!
Do work my son!!
10-06-2008, 06:50 PM
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you have to do this you will be laughing for months
go and get some mackrel which i think works the best from tesco asda ect ect
if not frozen ask the fishmonger to remove the bones if you cant
once home place the fish in a liquidiser and give it a very good blast until like mush then add some milk as when it dries it holds the smell better or water its up to you dont use coke as it may strip/fade the paint make it so its about a pint or so if you use 2 mackrel 4 is better once this is done transfer it to a coke bottle but make sure the bottle you use is twice the size of the contents if you follow as you will need to give it a shake daily place the bottle in a warm enviorment garden during the day as its hot and near a warm spot in ya place at night and keep shaking it daily and releasing any pressure which builds up as the contents rot
after a week you will have the makings of your payback and the longer you leave the more it smells bad
with all this done the tricky part begins ,most cars have airvents on the bonnets just under the wipers these vents are used to supply the cars interior with air
after you give the bottle a good shake pour some of this gear in the vents on all his cars/vans but keep the bottle and give it a sniff over the next few days to see how potant its getting
you will see him with all his windows down in the rain
hope you give it a go as this works well have known people to throw up after getting there car
good luck
go and get some mackrel which i think works the best from tesco asda ect ect
if not frozen ask the fishmonger to remove the bones if you cant
once home place the fish in a liquidiser and give it a very good blast until like mush then add some milk as when it dries it holds the smell better or water its up to you dont use coke as it may strip/fade the paint make it so its about a pint or so if you use 2 mackrel 4 is better once this is done transfer it to a coke bottle but make sure the bottle you use is twice the size of the contents if you follow as you will need to give it a shake daily place the bottle in a warm enviorment garden during the day as its hot and near a warm spot in ya place at night and keep shaking it daily and releasing any pressure which builds up as the contents rot
after a week you will have the makings of your payback and the longer you leave the more it smells bad
with all this done the tricky part begins ,most cars have airvents on the bonnets just under the wipers these vents are used to supply the cars interior with air
after you give the bottle a good shake pour some of this gear in the vents on all his cars/vans but keep the bottle and give it a sniff over the next few days to see how potant its getting
you will see him with all his windows down in the rain
hope you give it a go as this works well have known people to throw up after getting there car
good luck
10-06-2008, 07:21 PM
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once you have moved post his address and leave it up to passionforders to send funny stuff he wont know what happened as he will be getting f*cked up post from all over the country when he sees the postmark lol
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10-06-2008, 08:30 PM
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