Gooey

Just sent a shitty e mail to Play.com

Stavros

I like driving the trains too Can get some proper speed up coming from the station on the 2nd island (best place to get em as even the goods trains slow down there enough to jump on) back to the first island, and then have a MASSIVE crash on the sharp corner near the Gym on the 1st island, lol.

I just relaised you can go to the other islands before your actually "allowed" to as well

Just fuckin swim

Only thing is soon as u hit the island your wanted level goes up to 4 stars

I was on the last island by doing this, thought i had a plan by heading to the nearest pay n spray, a LONG way away but after swapping about 10 cars i got there

And it has no effect

So i carried on running!

Another 20 cars and huge police shootouts in the desert later i hit the casinos!

And then was shot to pieces in a serious ambush by the cops

Muska

i tried the same thing by flying the jet there and got fuckingshot down by a fighter plane!!

MadMac

JETS!!!!!!!!

gurnE

There are some cool things to fly!

My favourite is 'Black Project'

Stavros

JETS

Ive tried the mission once for the pimp where we have to go to the airport but got shot up so didnt get in no planes.

Im gonna go find some and get my ass shot down

DONT go in the naval base either, 5stars and certain death, trust

I got away in a costgaurd boat i found but still got killed

I thought i was well clever when i swam over to the other island, WRONG
Thought i was even cleverer when i got to the pay n spray., WRONG

Muska

you can get into the airport on the first island... when you get to the gates where the guy tells you you need a pilots licence climb on your car and clib onto the roof of his building, use that to jump over the fence then go up the ramp and jump over the next fence and you'll see a dodo on your right. ignore that and make off and the right side of the runways...a little way down you will find a private jet...

Stavros

Spot on, il try that later

Nath-25/09

fooking ell, how long have you guys been playing???/ My bros been playing solid since I bought it last friday abd he aint that far yet!!

Big up all the hardcore gamers!!

BM08

anyone playing it on a surround sound set up or anything?
im just playing on my normal nicam stereo tv and its pretty good so surround sound must be amazing?

Eagle

iTrader: (2)

oh hell yeah .... man that is soooooooooo cooooooooooool

Muska

i got surround sound it is better but war games and things where you can hear explosions and stuff from different angles are better for it

Stavros

Fuck me, is your brother a bit "special" or somthing

I play the game about 2hrs a day tops, had it since friday, and was on the 2nd island by monday

I dont even play games, just like the GTA ones.



Anyhow...

This 2nd island really fucks me off...

Drove/Stole some trains, they good fun and easy way of getting around till you crash em, lol, BUT theres summat shit about the game there, have some awesome crashes but once they crashed CJ can push the wagons around the scenery like they made of bloody feather

Did the sly way of breaking into the airports (up n over the roof of the checkpoint ) and stole the learjet thing, then did a few stunts and got shot down by fighters

Is there a way of betting and WINNING or is it jus fluke? Ive won now n again but very rarely...

And whats the crack with sex appeal? Full muscle, no fat, etc and sex appeal is dead low. Can you work it out from what people say? People compliment the muscles, the hair and the tatoos, but people keep saying i smell How the fuck can you go wash?
In the advanced driving test place theres a bird you can crack on to and she says to fuck off as you too skinny CJs built like a brick shit house at mo Do you NEED fat too?

And apart from that im finding the 2nd island dead hard and its fucking me off

gurnE

Anyone getting any problems with the game freezing?

Doing a mission for the triads in Las Venturas where I just about to move back to Los Santos and I can't complete it without it locking up.

Does it on both PS2's as well

Stavros

Ive had the game lock up on me just once

Coldo

To get sex appeal up:

Find youself a banshee/jester/other such beastly car, go to a mod shop, add everything you possibly can to the car basically...

Come out of the garage, and your sex appeal should be halfway.

Also, your sex appeal goes up and down depending on the clothes you wear and weapons you have. (supposedly)

Class game though. Pissed off with it just now, stuck on the "just business" mission motherfuckin bike keeps blowing up! hardly had a chance to play it, got it last friday, playedit all day friday, few hours saturday then the odd shot now n then when i got a minute. Not as addictive as VC though.......

Eagle

iTrader: (2)

yeah tell me about it ... got so bored with it i went and flew the jet got shot down but bailed out into the sea ... swam back ..

my sex appeal is about half way .. but it does go down ...got no idea why ..

adamS2RST

LOL, took me a few attempts, well past that now, harder missions than that since!

Sex appeal goes up and down like a yo yo No crashes yet

BM08

do u ever find that u get to a mission and u just keep losing badly and u just thingk right theres no way im gunna do this sh*t, but u come back to it later or the next day and u storm it, weird!!

adamS2RST

Yer, know what you mean mate, sometimes takes a few try's, my hardest one so far has been the beach dancing one, fook, i must have done that 30 times...lol all the shooting and driving ones i piss

BM08

Eagle

iTrader: (2)

did the beach dancing at the 3rd attempt...

BM08

i need some help, got to the beach party mission where u have to drive there and then it says go talk to the dj, so i go over and she says something and then i have to pick a postive or negative comment, but which ever i choose nothing happens, if i give a negative comment she just tells me to go away basically and if i reply postivly she says ok lets dance(or something like that) but agian nothing happens it just goes off and theres still the red area by her, am i missing something or doing somthing wrong?

Stavros

Funny, i was having a 'mare on the 2nd island and had a go last night before went to bed and totally pissed it and now on the 3rd island and own my own airfield

Being a bit FAT actually helps sex appeal I got about 1/6 fat and the sex appeal is higher...

Expensive clothes helps too.

You can build some REALLY madly modded cars too from the 1 kind of modding shop roof and bonnet scoops, big foglights, huge 5" zorsts, and nasty halfords spoilers, on REALLY ugly cars
Build some awesome looking cars with the lowrider shops tho.
Cool that you can see the NOS bottles thru the car windows too

Il have another go in a bit as doing feck all tonight (tho should be doing ym car but too lazy, lol)

ALSO! Eat LOADS of food one after another after another and you throw up I kept feeding him n feding him, and after 12 of the biggest meals he retches then blows chunks all over the resteraunt

Got a samuri sword now, fun to chop heads off with, not as fun as hitting people round the head with a spade that are sitting in cafes, tey jus KOd with their heads on the table

The RADIO is fookin hillarious too, esp talk radio, when Laslow is interviewing OG Loc
"You buster trick bitch mark ass FOOL"

Stavros

You do the positive comment (right keypad button) and then the music should start and the bar should appear on the bottom of the screen showing you what buttons to press when, and you have to dance like youve never danced before

BM08

hmmm well i did the postive comment first(the obvious one) and nothing happend.
i got pi**ed off and didnt know what to do so i slashed the dj's throat with a knife, mission failed

try it agian hopefully this time it works

BM08

ok i done it now, got 3500 1st go and beat it 2nd time with a score of 4250

Zetec Andy

not long been over the other island, cool tho

Less.

I brought this bloody game today and my copy dont work

Stavros

Me and Woosie got a Casino now and kicking some mafia ass

Some of the jokes to do with Woosie being blind are well funny

The flying missions for the CIA type bloke i cant do tho (tho passed all the pilot test missions).

Decent big machineguns and auto shotguns available now.

In the shooting range at ammunations i fail round 3 of the shotgun one every time by just 1 point and it drives me fooooookin crazy

rs_daz

Steve

Goin bk to the betting i seem to always win alot betting on wotever the purple horse is.made sum big bucks in there.

Stavros

In the Casinos you can play the slot machines and shit. I won 250dollars first time round for a 10dollar go, but thas it

You can play poker too but ive no idea how to play poker

Regarding betting i won about 100,000 on 1 bet and quit while i was ahead, lol, i might go back n try the purple thing one time.

adamS2RST

OK,

Had a couple hours on the game today, got from the first island to the second, been gave that second crazy bitch some and done all those missions, i couldn't beleive he had been setup. So much for grove street for life

Done the second island now it seems, just got to the third island with that hippie fooker

Been back to the first island, checking it all out, fooking house money gone taken over by ballas having fun flying the jet, although didnt get shot down by the fighter jets, gutted

feels like i have hardly explored the second city, had fun on the quads n stuff tho Still only 20% completed apparently Third island now then....my money building up again

Oh, one question, what are the flowers u pick up? are they them lucky charm things? if so I am getting down the bookys

Stavros

The flowers arnt the lucky charms, i found some lucky charms on the casino island, they horse shoes.

fuck knows what the flowers are for

And when i mention second island i meant the one you call the 3rd one, i was classing all the shit in the mountains as the 1st one still.

adamS2RST

LOL @ flowers, fooking pointless, just hit ppl with them

Fook it just won near 100K on the gee gee's

Oh, so ur on the last island? Just got to the mission shooting the rc planes with the minigun, fook it's hard, only tried once, but there are soooooo many

Stavros

The RC mission is impossible IMO

but you dont need to do it, so ignore it and save your 30k

Yea on the final island with all the casinos, which is quality for gambling as you can play the slots, poker, blackjack, roulette, and a wheel of fortune type thing.
Some games let you put up to 1 million dollars on in one go!

get to fly planes and helicopters, and get your ass shot down by fighterplanes and surface to air missiles

Get to meet up with that english twat from Vice City, and the solicitor geezer from vice city too.

As well as co-owning a Casino with Woosie im Madd Doggs new manager.

LOADS of missions for bloody millions of different people at mo, on all the bloody islands, honestly more than 10 different sets of missions available at mo i think

Fucking difficult some of em too, well all of em, cant go a mission anymore without having to buy some more body armour at the end at least anymore.

Theres one where you have to copy the plans for the mob casino from the council office n escape and i get shot to bits, lucky to get out the door alive but if i do i always got a 4star cop rating from it being such a massacre inside and get fucking caned

FastFordChris

the flowers u can give to ur bird and that gets her going

on the 2nd island at the airport next to it theres a massive mountin with a little dirt track that takes u 2 the top of it and u find a crop duster. i jumped in that and flew to the 3rd island and cos its so slow there jets keep missin ya when they try and shoot u down.

adamS2RST

Cool

I though't there were some VC charecters in it! When I finished with that crazy bitch caterina I had to race against the main charecter from VC! Kicked his ass easy

DanRSturbo

I'm waiting for the pc release, will be much more in it, and hopefully be able to do this

Zetec Andy

Il love the game and im on it a good few hours a day but im not fookin happy, it froze 3 times on me now, mainly during missions