Broken Noses (Your experiences)
25-05-2008 | 10:04 PM
#41
My Cossie Ate My Money
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i broke my nose on a trampoline about a year ago, i did a front flip and knee'd myself in the face 
i just left it and it sorted itself out, my mates rekon my nose it now bent but i think its straight still
i just left it and it sorted itself out, my mates rekon my nose it now bent but i think its straight still
25-05-2008 | 10:05 PM
#43
I broke mine 8 years ago in work
Went to A+E and hey looked at it and says it was broken, come back in a week.
They cant do anything as the swelling can hold it in place and they might not see the break.
Went back and they set it (was knocked out for a few hours), got home the same day and was told i could go in the shower with this thing on my nose to keep it in place.
In the shower i went and the fucking thing fell off resulting in me going back to the hospital and getting it set again.
I came out with a plaster cast on my face, accross my fourhead and accross my cheeks, taped round the back of my head.
I looked like i had been in a major car smash
Went to A+E and hey looked at it and says it was broken, come back in a week.
They cant do anything as the swelling can hold it in place and they might not see the break.
Went back and they set it (was knocked out for a few hours), got home the same day and was told i could go in the shower with this thing on my nose to keep it in place.
In the shower i went and the fucking thing fell off resulting in me going back to the hospital and getting it set again.
I came out with a plaster cast on my face, accross my fourhead and accross my cheeks, taped round the back of my head.
I looked like i had been in a major car smash
bet you looked like a viking 
25-05-2008 | 10:11 PM
#44
Slevin,
Just have a fiddle with it in a day or so when the swelling drops abit, should sort of clunk back straight-ish.
Oh and a word of warning, dont strain to much on the shitter for a while after or it will piss with blood.
Just have a fiddle with it in a day or so when the swelling drops abit, should sort of clunk back straight-ish.
Oh and a word of warning, dont strain to much on the shitter for a while after or it will piss with blood.
25-05-2008 | 10:19 PM
#45
just finding my feet
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no, just get beat up alot pmsl
tbh its just cause i never back down from a row,,,,,, but i get REALLY drunk and wasted when i go out and OF COURSE nobody can fight when there drunk
think its cause im very loud and confident, i also tend to back my mates up like a idiot and get in fights too,,,, though ive stopped doing that now
tbh its just cause i never back down from a row,,,,,, but i get REALLY drunk and wasted when i go out and OF COURSE nobody can fight when there drunk
think its cause im very loud and confident, i also tend to back my mates up like a idiot and get in fights too,,,, though ive stopped doing that now
25-05-2008 | 11:31 PM
#46
some cunt lamped me in a club back in 2000, my nose ended up touching my cheek as i didnt see the fucker coming, he just walked up and twatted me...
i went into the bogs and straightened it myself to a degree but its fucked
fookin blood everywhere and i get a ride to the hospital in the club manages new audi s3 lol
went back for a checkup and the sugeon cracked it back into place. ive since had septo rhynoplasty as i couldnt breath properly out of my nose as a result - this was 2 years later, fookin grim op and now its the same, its like i always have a cold etc - pisses me off i tell thee.
i had a copper come in when i was in the hospital and pressed charges as i knew of the prick that done it, and got 2k in a compo payout, but that was before i found out i had to have the op - that was worth 5k+
i have a small scar from where the skin split, and 4 small scars from the op (the chisel each side at the top and bottom lol) and the cunt still aint straight
ah well....
i went into the bogs and straightened it myself to a degree but its fucked
fookin blood everywhere and i get a ride to the hospital in the club manages new audi s3 lol
went back for a checkup and the sugeon cracked it back into place. ive since had septo rhynoplasty as i couldnt breath properly out of my nose as a result - this was 2 years later, fookin grim op and now its the same, its like i always have a cold etc - pisses me off i tell thee.
i had a copper come in when i was in the hospital and pressed charges as i knew of the prick that done it, and got 2k in a compo payout, but that was before i found out i had to have the op - that was worth 5k+
i have a small scar from where the skin split, and 4 small scars from the op (the chisel each side at the top and bottom lol) and the cunt still aint straight
ah well....
26-05-2008 | 12:59 AM
#47
Praise the XR!
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From: Mirfield, West Yorkshire
Keith's nose has been broken that many times that he can sometimes sneeze and it breaks....
He has a pic on facebook at the minute and you can clearly see a shadow where his nose breaks!
He has a pic on facebook at the minute and you can clearly see a shadow where his nose breaks!
26-05-2008 | 01:02 AM
#48
No longer a ford owner ..
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Broke mine a couple of times, worst time was when I was climbing a tree pissed and all the branches I had hold of snapped I landed on my shoulders and my knee caps hit me in the nose, serious nose breakage ive never seen anyones nose bleed as much as then, it was like a tap! Hospital just gave me a card saying id banged my head lol, had surgery to straighten it!
I landed on my shoulders and my knee caps hit me in the nose, serious nose breakage ive never seen anyones nose bleed as much as then, it was like a tap! Hospital just gave me a card saying id banged my head lol, had surgery to straighten it!
26-05-2008 | 01:07 AM
#49
My Cossie Ate My Money
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From: Northants
sounds alot like what happened to me, i had blood absolutly all over me.
it was late at night so i had to go to a local travel lodge and tell them i had just had a kickin so they would let me in to clean myself up
26-05-2008 | 01:22 AM
#50
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From: Sheffield
26-05-2008 | 01:25 AM
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