Now i know there are a few folk on here who love their cars but not like this guy hopefully! Although this is maybe why some cossie owners dont choose the best looking 4" pipe on a goose and need a smaller one

god knows if this pic will show up but if not i can email to someone to host if not.

UNBELIEVABLE!



PMSL@ female and male cars so he's having "gay" car sex

 

oh yeah i guess theres tiff who shagged that range rover!

 

What A Wanker.................

 

at first i thought it would be that pic

 

im sure with the right bit of photoshopping that article could be "updated"

 

For fcks sake, how on earth can anyone take him seriously??

I mean near the end i just stopped reading where it says he bought a boy car and is experimenting with "gay relationships"

He needs to get out more

 

"If I have been driving her, I have to wait for the exhasut pipe to cool down before I have sex with her."

 

i wonder if you get extreme mechaphiles that dont wait?

 

I wonder if this tosser has a stock pea shooter or has fitted a Peco Big Bore 4....lol

 

WTF!!

The best bit is "I used to talk to it, but I didn't think it was odd as all my mates had imaginary friends"!!

Lets face it, the guy had no friends, just imaginary ones who also had imaginary friends to make him think it was normal!! Jeeeez, fucking nutter!

Only in America!

 

i think the programme on the 28th is gonna be a must watch. just for the hell of it!


ps might get some car shagging tips

 

he dont fancy people

 

APMSL at have "gay" relationships now with the new car

 

experimenting with a 'gay' relationship

wtf?

 

is it possible to marry a car, or have a civil partnership with one?

 

"I once became to aroused, i started rubbing her bodywork and masturbating"









rite im off outside to give my cossie a good seeing to

 

FOOK!!! Didn't see that there was a fucking TV programme on it too! Freak!

 

Thats the bit i stopped at, couldnt believe what i was reading

 

a few years back i spent a full day valetting my old car, superguarded it, 3-stage megiuars and did a full bufty on it. at the end of the day i was stood looking at it and i did feel a bit hazy eyed and romantic about the car, but not sexually aroused at all lol

 

I was SO unsurprised when I read he was a yank

 

 

Ill have to set the timer so I dont miss this show...There are some strange bloody people in this world

 

I thought you had a familly and kids mate?

 

 

only in america. and by the way, Ingo is a bloke's name in Germany, so he's already been having gay bumsex with it, but was in denial

 

Sky plussed - this should be hillarious

 

what time is it on the 28th?

 

Is he for real ?

 

WTF IS THAT ABOUT what a dirty bastard

 

yup, i know a german bloke married to a friend called ingo.

what a looney, typicle americans!

 

What a freak (to put it mildly) shows how desperate some people are for 5 minutes of fame - No suprise that he's from America though

 

Just tried this and the 911 is a bit low at the back, will have to upgrade to a 997

 

28th May, channel 5, 2200 hours

Enjoy

 

"i have to sneak outside in the middle of the night to have sex with him"

imagine opening your curtains to that dirty fucker

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

Probably not, but I bet he is happy with his 10k for the interview.

 

My 3.5" exhaust tailpipe is way to big

I'll just dig the stock one out and it should be a nice and tight fit

 

Must be why WarleyDaddy restores so many cars, he gets DUMPED!!

 

lol amazing! wot a tit!