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Old 22-05-2008, 10:37 AM
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Default Bloke who shags his car. wtf!

Now i know there are a few folk on here who love their cars but not like this guy hopefully! Although this is maybe why some cossie owners dont choose the best looking 4" pipe on a goose and need a smaller one

god knows if this pic will show up but if not i can email to someone to host if not.

UNBELIEVABLE!



PMSL@ female and male cars so he's having "gay" car sex
Old 22-05-2008, 10:39 AM
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oh yeah i guess theres tiff who shagged that range rover!
Old 22-05-2008, 10:39 AM
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What A Wanker.................
Old 22-05-2008, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
oh yeah i guess theres tiff who shagged that range rover!


at first i thought it would be that pic
Old 22-05-2008, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by GUZZLER
at first i thought it would be that pic

im sure with the right bit of photoshopping that article could be "updated"
Old 22-05-2008, 10:49 AM
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For fcks sake, how on earth can anyone take him seriously??

I mean near the end i just stopped reading where it says he bought a boy car and is experimenting with "gay relationships"

He needs to get out more
Old 22-05-2008, 10:50 AM
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"If I have been driving her, I have to wait for the exhasut pipe to cool down before I have sex with her."


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Old 22-05-2008, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by COMEDY DAN
"If I have been driving her, I have to wait for the exhasut pipe to cool down before I have sex with her."


i wonder if you get extreme mechaphiles that dont wait?
Old 22-05-2008, 10:53 AM
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I wonder if this tosser has a stock pea shooter or has fitted a Peco Big Bore 4....lol
Old 22-05-2008, 10:55 AM
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WTF!!

The best bit is "I used to talk to it, but I didn't think it was odd as all my mates had imaginary friends"!!

Lets face it, the guy had no friends, just imaginary ones who also had imaginary friends to make him think it was normal!! Jeeeez, fucking nutter!

Only in America!
Old 22-05-2008, 10:57 AM
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i think the programme on the 28th is gonna be a must watch. just for the hell of it!


ps might get some car shagging tips
Old 22-05-2008, 11:07 AM
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he dont fancy people
Old 22-05-2008, 11:17 AM
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APMSL at have "gay" relationships now with the new car
Old 22-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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experimenting with a 'gay' relationship

wtf?
Old 22-05-2008, 11:19 AM
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is it possible to marry a car, or have a civil partnership with one?
Old 22-05-2008, 11:19 AM
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"I once became to aroused, i started rubbing her bodywork and masturbating"









rite im off outside to give my cossie a good seeing to
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
i think the programme on the 28th is gonna be a must watch. just for the hell of it!


ps might get some car shagging tips
FOOK!!! Didn't see that there was a fucking TV programme on it too! Freak!
Old 22-05-2008, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by topaz
experimenting with a 'gay' relationship

wtf?
Thats the bit i stopped at, couldnt believe what i was reading
Old 22-05-2008, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by lozi
"I once became to aroused, i started rubbing her bodywork and masturbating"





rite im off outside to give my cossie a good seeing to
a few years back i spent a full day valetting my old car, superguarded it, 3-stage megiuars and did a full bufty on it. at the end of the day i was stood looking at it and i did feel a bit hazy eyed and romantic about the car, but not sexually aroused at all lol
Old 22-05-2008, 11:31 AM
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I was SO unsurprised when I read he was a yank
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:43 AM
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Ill have to set the timer so I dont miss this show...There are some strange bloody people in this world
Old 22-05-2008, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by topaz
I love experimenting with gay relationships

I thought you had a familly and kids mate?
Old 22-05-2008, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
if i recall right, the original beetle exhaust pipe is really really small ?? benni : you are not alone
Old 22-05-2008, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
I was SO unsurprised when I read he was a yank


only in america. and by the way, Ingo is a bloke's name in Germany, so he's already been having gay bumsex with it, but was in denial
Old 22-05-2008, 11:57 AM
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Sky plussed - this should be hillarious
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Sky plussed - this should be hillarious
what time is it on the 28th?
Old 22-05-2008, 12:01 PM
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Is he for real ?
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WTF IS THAT ABOUT what a dirty bastard
Old 22-05-2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS


only in america. and by the way, Ingo is a bloke's name in Germany, so he's already been having gay bumsex with it, but was in denial
yup, i know a german bloke married to a friend called ingo.

what a looney, typicle americans!
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What a freak (to put it mildly) shows how desperate some people are for 5 minutes of fame - No suprise that he's from America though
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Just tried this and the 911 is a bit low at the back, will have to upgrade to a 997
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28th May, channel 5, 2200 hours

Enjoy
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"i have to sneak outside in the middle of the night to have sex with him"

imagine opening your curtains to that dirty fucker
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Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
Is he for real ?

Probably not, but I bet he is happy with his 10k for the interview.
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My 3.5" exhaust tailpipe is way to big

I'll just dig the stock one out and it should be a nice and tight fit
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Must be why WarleyDaddy restores so many cars, he gets DUMPED!!

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lol amazing! wot a tit!


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