Bloke who shags his car. wtf!
28-05-2008 | 09:32 PM
#83
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Sick as f**k! I'm going to be checking my door handles from now on
Theres some weird people out there
Edit: please no, not a model t
Theres some weird people out there
Edit: please no, not a model t
Last edited by Jimmyc; 28-05-2008 at 09:34 PM.
28-05-2008 | 10:01 PM
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jesus.... a woman who is married to the eiffel tower but secretly is in love with the berlin wall... and another woman who thinks a piece of fence is a fantastic lover"
28-05-2008 | 10:08 PM
#93
Actually im not as shocked as i thought id be. ok fucking a car is wrong, but at least its not little kiddies theyre after.
"just when we thougt we knew his 'type' he suprised us with this, a 1917 model T" lol
ummm GILF
the last shot was classic "dude did you have sex with my car" what a cliff hanger, a possible to make a sequal from that. the young lad laying one into the old perv for fucking his car in the middle of the night
Last edited by Lee Ivatt; 28-05-2008 at 10:12 PM.
29-05-2008 | 08:59 AM
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What about the dude walking around the car show with a boner! Proper funny program and only in America! The younger kid didn't seem half as bad as the older guy
Loved the bit at the end "Dude did you spunk on my car?"
Proper funny program and only in America! The younger kid didn't seem half as bad as the older guyLoved the bit at the end "Dude did you spunk on my car?"
29-05-2008 | 10:55 AM
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Surely thats rape...?
How does a car consent to sex? Surely if the other party doesn't consent then it's rape...
Give the British Government a few months and it'll soon be illegal to have sex with cars.
Tim
How does a car consent to sex? Surely if the other party doesn't consent then it's rape...
Give the British Government a few months and it'll soon be illegal to have sex with cars.
Tim
29-05-2008 | 01:59 PM
#105
sorry to ruin your idea but your entering the realms of fantasy, cars are not people or animals, they are not alive, have no soul or feelings.
29-05-2008 | 02:39 PM
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29-05-2008 | 02:54 PM
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29-05-2008 | 02:55 PM
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29-05-2008 | 03:06 PM
#113
STOP!... Carry on
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http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wip..._love_to_a_car
well i thought it might be usefull tot hose who's eyes were opened!
(dont worry... im getting my coat...)
well i thought it might be usefull tot hose who's eyes were opened!
(dont worry... im getting my coat...)
29-05-2008 | 03:21 PM
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http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wip..._love_to_a_car
well i thought it might be usefull tot hose who's eyes were opened!
(dont worry... im getting my coat...)
well i thought it might be usefull tot hose who's eyes were opened!
(dont worry... im getting my coat...)
Theres some proper bollocks on that site
my fav is..........."another likes to taste the fluids. Most fluids would be hazardous if swallowed in any quantity however." no shit?
29-05-2008 | 03:30 PM
#117
Warnings
- Racing the car-fucking his/her pipe from cold whilst running the engine does work on 4 piped cars, but has hazards. You only ever muck this up once! As Dekhyr Dragon states in his seminal work, "never fuck a car hot! I did....once!.
- Common mistake when encountering this fetish is to believe it's a spoof. It's not. I've a video proving it
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- Lying on hot engines is an act requiring caution and knowledge of what stays hottest longest. Know your car, before you try to get to know her too well!
29-05-2008 | 04:06 PM
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what a read
Warnings
Warnings
- Racing the car-fucking his/her pipe from cold whilst running the engine does work on 4 piped cars, but has hazards. You only ever muck this up once! As Dekhyr Dragon states in his seminal work, "never fuck a car hot! I did....once!.
- Common mistake when encountering this fetish is to believe it's a spoof. It's not. I've a video proving it .
- Lying on hot engines is an act requiring caution and knowledge of what stays hottest longest. Know your car, before you try to get to know her too well!