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Old 23-05-2008 | 07:53 AM
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Must be why WarleyDaddy restores so many cars, he gets DUMPED!!


Old 23-05-2008 | 07:58 AM
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what a cunt
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why would you do it, if its not weird enough that he bums a 'male' car, he then puts an article in a mag, then does a tv program about it??
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by joffy
why would you do it, if its not weird enough that he bums a 'male' car, he then puts an article in a mag, then does a tv program about it??

you shouldnt knock it until you've tried it mate!
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:21 AM
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might have to in that case, is a 3 door male or female?? i dont mind weird car shagging freak with no freinds who has never kissed a girl, but i dont want to be labelled as a homo??
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:21 AM
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If he got a car with twin pipes it must be like a threesome!
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
you shouldnt knock it until you've tried it mate!

have you tried it Chop
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:29 AM
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ive seen dvds of girls on gearsticks and handbrakes, which is weird enough.

but a bloke shagging the exhaust thats wrong

humm pussy....
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by benZVHT
If he got a car with twin pipes it must be like a threesome!
beetle and transam both have dual pipes!! just like a real woman
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
have you tried it Chop

yes havent you?

i heard when you first tried to shag your car you were straddling the gear knob
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
yes havent you?

i heard when you first tried to shag your car you were straddling the gear knob
and i forgot the lube
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
and i forgot the lube

and i bet it still never touched the sides ROTF
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
and i bet it still never touched the sides ROTF
rofl
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee Ivatt
beetle and transam both have dual pipes!! just like a real woman
Ah I should have known....he must be into 'anal' too then!
Old 23-05-2008 | 08:59 AM
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OH my god!

I think i've seen it all now!
Old 23-05-2008 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS


only in america. and by the way, Ingo is a bloke's name in Germany, so he's already been having gay bumsex with it, but was in denial
There's also been a marketing figure called "Super Ingo" created by a local petrol brand...

Proper 1980's chav.

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=VGXd1tEkYeI
Old 23-05-2008 | 10:36 AM
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you've got to love german humour eh?

as for him being an 80's chav, i guarantee that you will see someone like him in every german town to this day
Old 23-05-2008 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
you've got to love german humour eh?

as for him being an 80's chav, i guarantee that you will see someone like him in every german town to this day
I know, mate, I know... (see location... )
Old 23-05-2008 | 10:49 AM
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Well I suppose it doesn't need a hug afterwards, you can just put the telly on, crack open a beer and have a good fart in peace.
Old 23-05-2008 | 12:48 PM
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pmsl no one is evr gonna buy that car

i wonder does the exhaust blow
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:15 PM
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BTTT Its on at 10
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:35 PM
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BTTT, this is a must watch 10pm (chanel 5 i think? where else)
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:37 PM
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il be watching it after the match lol
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:38 PM
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i carnt get channel 5..via the last winds the ariels fucked..where can i find a livelink on the net
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:40 PM
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Whata total cunt - and going public with it ?! WTF !!!!
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:49 PM
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LMFAO!! imagine you were the sorry cunt that bought the car after him! to say it would be a sticky handling would be a understatement!
Old 28-05-2008 | 08:58 PM
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it's just starting people. should be a laugh.
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:00 PM
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bttt
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:02 PM
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A Bloody Metro For God Sake!
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:03 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thats was supposed to come out in CAPS!
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:03 PM
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Thats one way of keeping redneck Emissions down
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:04 PM
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FUCKING HILLBILLY INBRED! LOL!!
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:04 PM
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i must say i wouldn't be able to resist vanilla either
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:14 PM
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this is so funny

sick fukkker

he stuck it in airwolf
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:22 PM
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Dear fucking god.

The younger bloke claims he's not gay, but he's called his Trans Am "Todd"
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:25 PM
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oh jees.... he was eyeing up the hire car and he's feeling friuty towards a random strangers car in the car park! Apparently its lonely!

just bloody wrong!
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:25 PM
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half hour left yet dood

got a picture but bit piss poor.the sound track is enough
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:27 PM
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eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww love smudges!
Old 28-05-2008 | 09:28 PM
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I know everyone is entilted to there own opionions and fantasies.. but this guy needs help
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fookin weirdo


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