RickDraper

And the last time you took your car to marks it was running!

I have been here, never paid for it as the map was utter shite, had massive issues and i cannot help but think that it helped contribute to my cars engine blow up. Was told "yep it all running spot on and you can collect it", went to get it and was told "o sometimes there is a big missfire as your driving it but its only occasionally" My fucking arse, it was all the time.

Took it to Mark and within 30 min it was running spot on.

dan le moignan

No car wasnt running Rick last time i took it up! due to people calling me a "gypo" for running coil and distributer! lol. i changed it to coilpack/dizzyless, but sm2 needed a dwell board to run the vaux coil pack!.

RickDraper

Now poeple just call you a Gypo for running SM2! lmao.

rapidcossie

Unfortunatly people like fancy work shops and nice mechanics and seem to rate knowledge WAY down the list.

OvaBoost

Agreed - Where abouts was this 'tuner' then?

Fagin

Are they an ECUTEK mapper?

That will narrow it down a fair bit.

lozi

sounds to me like a case of the washing machine repair man strikes again

Mr.worth

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I wish I knew a good one and im in the sw.

fuzzy

i missed out the first 3 pags of "is it him? " posts and cut straight here to see if names had been mentioned yet. unsurprisingly i see its still "is it him?" shite.
if starting threads like this names should be named at least to stop innocent tuners having their names dragged through the mud.

Mr.worth

iTrader: (1)

Drive em in roll em out.

Chip

iTrader: (3)

No innocent tuner has been dragged through any mud that Ive seen.

Have explained my reason for not naming them, people who want to see name and shame threads should look somewhere else, as this still isnt one currently, if it turns into one I'll change the title to reflect that, so that should save people lots of effort trawling through it to see if there is a name yet

Mark Shead

Anybody that buys a Ecu from me has a list of recomended tuners/mappers that I know will do a good job as I have either trained them or they just know what they are doing anyway.

Mark

pani_k

iTrader: (1)

As I understand it, this thread is just to state a cowboy job that some "respectable" tuner has done on a car. Nothing new here I don't think....

Even the best of the best sometimes let their egos get in the way and do a one off wank job on a car. And you have the proof Chip that company "X" has done a shit job on your mate's car. I'd wait to see the result because if they are half decent, they should refund your mate and ADMIT it was THEIR mistake. If they continue to be cunts then name and shame. I totally depise those who make a hash of things and don't admit they are wrong.

ECU Monitor Enthusiast

iTrader: (1)

It is a fucking disgrace to only have 4 different numbers in a VE table !!

I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!

If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me

dojj

iTrader: (3)

but you spend so much time on the details you take forever

Mark Shead

Simon it isnt that bad only having 4 numbers in the VE table as Autronic is always targeting more fuel for rev/load/tps angle charge temp and a target AF table, as its based on injector sizing for cylinder volume and compression ratio so which makes the base VE table just a trim table so it needs less load points than you think,
I hope I explaned in the correct way, The bit I am not inpressed with was not using the airtemp sensor as this would have been running at a limp home mode.

Mark

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Mark, without meaning to teach my grandma to suck eggs, you seem to be forgetting that without the right values in the VE table it wont be able to perform the calculation it needs to in order to make any use of the target AFR table!

Mark Shead

The target table needs to be right to make the VE table work the way it was desigend to, if not you end up with the VE table looking very odd and it not performing correctly,
Email me the map.

Mark

Chip

iTrader: (3)

The target table was fine, no issues there at all, 12.6 flat out, 15 ish on cruise etc.

Problem was, it was getting NOWHERE near those because the VE table was so far out it didnt know how to achieve them.

Ive not got the map or Id post it up, Ive asked Neil to get me a copy but he is struggling to extract it from his old mapping laptop to the internet, lol

Mark Shead

Chip

Did you try it with the airtemp disconected, I will see ther map when Neil brings it to me.

Mark

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Tried it with the airtemp disconnected still as they had left it, and it wouldnt even start, so connected it up and got it running with it.

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

having not read the whole thread, and just going off one thing chip said in his first post, does the tuners name begin with an 'A'


and end in lan Jeffery?


??

Chip

iTrader: (3)

LOL @ People still trying to guess the tuner.

Ima Racing

iTrader: (1)

..seems to me a blowing of ones trumpet when it wasnt really that bad,a simple fix.

Please dont name the tuner (as you wont due to you just wanting to look a hero and getting a beat down from the tuner LOL)

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Ok, I wont, if anyone doesnt like that please PM phil to discuss it.
(that should stop me getting so many PM's about it hopefully )

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

was it the same tuner that sells DIY engines and dodgy injectors lol?

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Yes, thats the fella, he's from kent

(thread will no doubt turn to shit now phil has started poking his oar in, so may as well go for the "if you cant beat them join them" concept and make it about him anyway)

Ima Racing

iTrader: (1)

Chip i see a hint of jealousy in your reply.

...to sum up this post.....why post something to big yourself up...a hero doesnt shout about how good he is...attension seeking at is finest!

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

well, id let chip map my car, but not alan jeffery lol

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Mark, heres the VE table.




(photo of it is best he could do in the short term, lol)


And it was set to run with TPS as the main load not MAP if you recall (Neil said he spoke to you about mode flags for it?)

fuzzy

who cares about being a hero? if im good at something i want as many people to know as possible. but i cant think of anything right now.

Ima Racing

iTrader: (1)

You see folks i can get ANYONE to give up the tuners name

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Not me mate or I wouldnt have referred to myself in the original post like so:

foreigneRS

if you know anything about mapping, you would know that it was that bad and that the 'simple fix' is to do the whole job that they should have done in the first place.

but don't let the facts get in the way of a good internet hand bags session

silky16v

iTrader: (1)

Phil haven't you got something better to do like play with your Dogs Pisswhistle!

Ima Racing

iTrader: (1)

..aint you got nowt better to do than try screw me for 50 quid then make a huge profit on the car

silky16v

iTrader: (1)

Still waiting for you to give that £50 to charity like you promised ya would ya lying cunt


LMFAO!!! fuking dumbo get back in you cage and go play with your arsehole muppet boy.

Indeed i Sold a Mint Saph Modified correctly for the what it was worth

just ashame you haven't the knowledge or brains to do any work yourself

I'd rather Bob the Builder work on my cars than let you near a set of car keys


anyway glad you sorted the Map out Chip top effort mate

Turbosystems

iTrader: (5)

autronics is probably one of the easier systems to map it is very user friendly what did they manage to map correctly if they couldn't map autronics TOM TOM roflol

Ima Racing

iTrader: (1)

The 50 quid went to Rotty welfare

The car was indeed worth way more than i sold it for...so i wonder why you tryed to con me...i wanted a quick sale to buy my E55 so you got a bargain.....but once a con man always one..Paul NYRS whats your story again?

rapidcossie

whats does the VE table do?

calculate fuel depending on what the sensors/throttle tell it?