Some "tuners" are a f&*cking disgrace.
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I have been here, never paid for it as the map was utter shite, had massive issues and i cannot help but think that it helped contribute to my cars engine blow up. Was told "yep it all running spot on and you can collect it", went to get it and was told "o sometimes there is a big missfire as your driving it but its only occasionally" My fucking arse, it was all the time.
Took it to Mark and within 30 min it was running spot on.
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No car wasnt running Rick last time i took it up! due to people calling me a "gypo" for running coil and distributer! lol. i changed it to coilpack/dizzyless, but sm2 needed a dwell board to run the vaux coil pack!.
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Now poeple just call you a Gypo for running SM2! lmao.
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i missed out the first 3 pags of "is it him? " posts and cut straight here to see if names had been mentioned yet. unsurprisingly i see its still "is it him?" shite.
if starting threads like this names should be named at least to stop innocent tuners having their names dragged through the mud.
if starting threads like this names should be named at least to stop innocent tuners having their names dragged through the mud.
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i missed out the first 3 pags of "is it him? " posts and cut straight here to see if names had been mentioned yet. unsurprisingly i see its still "is it him?" shite.
if starting threads like this names should be named at least to stop innocent tuners having their names dragged through the mud.
if starting threads like this names should be named at least to stop innocent tuners having their names dragged through the mud.
Have explained my reason for not naming them, people who want to see name and shame threads should look somewhere else, as this still isnt one currently, if it turns into one I'll change the title to reflect that, so that should save people lots of effort trawling through it to see if there is a name yet
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Anybody that buys a Ecu from me has a list of recomended tuners/mappers that I know will do a good job as I have either trained them or they just know what they are doing anyway.
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As I understand it, this thread is just to state a cowboy job that some "respectable" tuner has done on a car. Nothing new here I don't think....
Even the best of the best sometimes let their egos get in the way and do a one off wank job on a car. And you have the proof Chip that company "X" has done a shit job on your mate's car. I'd wait to see the result because if they are half decent, they should refund your mate and ADMIT it was THEIR mistake. If they continue to be cunts then name and shame. I totally depise those who make a hash of things and don't admit they are wrong.
Even the best of the best sometimes let their egos get in the way and do a one off wank job on a car. And you have the proof Chip that company "X" has done a shit job on your mate's car. I'd wait to see the result because if they are half decent, they should refund your mate and ADMIT it was THEIR mistake. If they continue to be cunts then name and shame. I totally depise those who make a hash of things and don't admit they are wrong.
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It is a fucking disgrace to only have 4 different numbers in a VE table !!
I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!
If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me
I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!
If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me
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It is a fucking disgrace to only have 4 different numbers in a VE table !!
I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!
If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me
I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!
If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me
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It is a fucking disgrace to only have 4 different numbers in a VE table !!
I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!
If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me
I can see why chip doesnt want to name and shame as it isnt his motor but I think
the point of the thread is to show you that even the pro's get it wrong sometimes !!
If only all business were as caring and paid attention to detail like me
I hope I explaned in the correct way, The bit I am not inpressed with was not using the airtemp sensor as this would have been running at a limp home mode.
Mark
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Mark, without meaning to teach my grandma to suck eggs, you seem to be forgetting that without the right values in the VE table it wont be able to perform the calculation it needs to in order to make any use of the target AFR table!
Last edited by Chip; 19-05-2008 at 07:44 PM.
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Email me the map.
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The target table was fine, no issues there at all, 12.6 flat out, 15 ish on cruise etc.
Problem was, it was getting NOWHERE near those because the VE table was so far out it didnt know how to achieve them.
Ive not got the map or Id post it up, Ive asked Neil to get me a copy but he is struggling to extract it from his old mapping laptop to the internet, lol
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The target table was fine, no issues there at all, 12.6 flat out, 15 ish on cruise etc.
Problem was, it was getting NOWHERE near those because the VE table was so far out it didnt know how to achieve them.
Ive not got the map or Id post it up, Ive asked Neil to get me a copy but he is struggling to extract it from his old mapping laptop to the internet, lol
Problem was, it was getting NOWHERE near those because the VE table was so far out it didnt know how to achieve them.
Ive not got the map or Id post it up, Ive asked Neil to get me a copy but he is struggling to extract it from his old mapping laptop to the internet, lol
Did you try it with the airtemp disconected, I will see ther map when Neil brings it to me.
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..seems to me a blowing of ones trumpet when it wasnt really that bad,a simple fix.
Please dont name the tuner (as you wont due to you just wanting to look a hero and getting a beat down from the tuner LOL)
Please dont name the tuner (as you wont due to you just wanting to look a hero and getting a beat down from the tuner LOL)
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Chip i see a hint of jealousy in your reply.
...to sum up this post.....why post something to big yourself up...a hero doesnt shout about how good he is...attension seeking at is finest!
...to sum up this post.....why post something to big yourself up...a hero doesnt shout about how good he is...attension seeking at is finest!
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who cares about being a hero? if im good at something i want as many people to know as possible. but i cant think of anything right now.
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if you know anything about mapping, you would know that it was that bad and that the 'simple fix' is to do the whole job that they should have done in the first place.
but don't let the facts get in the way of a good internet hand bags session
but don't let the facts get in the way of a good internet hand bags session
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LMFAO!!! fuking dumbo get back in you cage and go play with your arsehole muppet boy.
Indeed i Sold a Mint Saph Modified correctly for the what it was worth
just ashame you haven't the knowledge or brains to do any work yourself
I'd rather Bob the Builder work on my cars than let you near a set of car keys
anyway glad you sorted the Map out Chip top effort mate
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Still waiting for you to give that £50 to charity like you promised ya would ya lying cunt
LMFAO!!! fuking dumbo get back in you cage and go play with your arsehole muppet boy.
Indeed i Sold a Mint Saph Modified correctly for the what it was worth
just ashame you haven't the knowledge or brains to do any work yourself
I'd rather Bob the Builder work on my cars than let you near a set of car keys
anyway glad you sorted the Map out Chip top effort mate
LMFAO!!! fuking dumbo get back in you cage and go play with your arsehole muppet boy.
Indeed i Sold a Mint Saph Modified correctly for the what it was worth
just ashame you haven't the knowledge or brains to do any work yourself
I'd rather Bob the Builder work on my cars than let you near a set of car keys
anyway glad you sorted the Map out Chip top effort mate
The car was indeed worth way more than i sold it for...so i wonder why you tryed to con me...i wanted a quick sale to buy my E55 so you got a bargain.....but once a con man always one..Paul NYRS whats your story again?