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Old 06-05-2008, 06:22 PM
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Default Right gents - dilemma ! *SORTED* !!!

Mate of mine met and married a bird years back, and took on her four year old daughter as his own. Brought her up, she calls him dad, he adopted her legally and all the rest of it.

He moved down Hampshire way a while ago, daughter went etc. She moved back up here about a year ago as she was bored down there, and wanted to go to college up here. She moved in with her nan (my mates mum) who also happens to be my mum and dad's next door neighbour. Still with me so far ?

Right, here's the problem. The little daughter is now nearly 18, grown up and won't exactly break her nose if she falls over if you get my drift. Not my type at all, but I seem to be hers and it's plainly obvious she wants some Mr S1 lovin' Now, even if I did fancy her she is totally out of bounds - the problems it would cause would be unreal, both with my mate but also my family and bearing in mind my m&d and my mates mum live next door to one another....she needs to be told that she's persona non grata on that front, but I need to be careful because of the close proximity of everyone and everything and her dad is one of my best mates. Help ! Whats the best way to handle this one !

I'm looking for sensible answers, not 'smash her pasty in and tell her to keep quiet' type responses so if that's all you've got to offer move onto the next post please.

Ta !

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Old 06-05-2008, 06:24 PM
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You're fucked.

The fact that it's so wrong makes it even more attractive. Personally, I wouldn't be able to help myself
Old 06-05-2008, 06:27 PM
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If I said I hadn't considered it for a split second I'd be lying, but it's just not even worth thinking about.
Old 06-05-2008, 06:28 PM
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lmao @ PON so wrong but so true!
Old 06-05-2008, 06:29 PM
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Well you're either going to be a greedy bastard and go help yourself to her and get into shit.

Or you are going to be trying SOOO hard not to think about her and eventually you will drive yourself insane and she will no doubt be provoking you and you are going to end up doing it and getting yourself into shit.

Conclusion: either way, you're in shit
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
it's just not even worth thinking about.

Liar, i bet youve knocked one out over it already
Old 06-05-2008, 06:30 PM
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Honestly stuart, give it a go......you never know until you try and see

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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Liar, i bet youve knocked one out over it already
Errr....nah. She ain't my type at all. Nice girl, very polite and all that but on the 'see if I caould get away with it' front it's a no-no.
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Then why are you askin us lot to reassure you it is wrong!!!!??


and BTW.......






























I'm with Rich on this one!!!!
Old 06-05-2008, 06:33 PM
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Tell yer mate, he'd prob laugh it off......You aint interested so whats the problem.....surely he'd understand,
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Your clearly semi-gay for even needing to THINK what to do.

That or your just trying to show off.

Or she has big tits but munted.

Bum her.

Hope this helps.

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Old 06-05-2008, 06:41 PM
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Well if shes not your type whats the Dilemma? Fook me you have dilemmas over what keks to wear?
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Originally Posted by Stavros
That or your just trying to show off
If I was going to do that then I'd poke it and get pics wouldn't I ? And NO, that ain't an option !
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Well if shes not your type whats the Dilemma? Fook me you have dilemmas over what keks to wear?
Read the first post. How do I discreetly fuck it off out of it without dropping me or her in it !
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You don't.

Honestly Stu.
Old 06-05-2008, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
If I was going to do that then I'd poke it and get pics wouldn't I?
Not if your too chicken or she not game
Old 06-05-2008, 06:48 PM
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oh dear you so posted in the wrong place didnt you...

but you know the thought is there and you have probably allready thought aout it.. alot.. there is no dilemma you just need to to the animal thing.

get it out of the system for the both of you.
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Originally Posted by Mr S1

I'm looking for sensible answers, not 'smash her pasty in and tell her to keep quiet' type responses so if that's all you've got to offer move onto the next post please.

Ta !
i havnt laughed so much in ages

got any pics?

how old are you? cos surley this is the only thing which is the big problem? if ur massivly older?
Old 06-05-2008, 06:50 PM
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tell her the situation that you cant, but if she just fances a shag now and then thats fine
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Originally Posted by Lee Ivatt
i havnt laughed so much in ages

got any pics?

how old are you? cos surley this is the only thing which is the big problem? if ur massivly older?
about 40 iirc
Old 06-05-2008, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by cutch
Tell yer mate, he'd prob laugh it off......You aint interested so whats the problem.....surely he'd understand,
I'm of the same sorta opinion. I think it could all blow up out of all proportion if you try and 'deal' with it.
Old 06-05-2008, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
'smash her pasty in
Sorry but

Every hole's a goal mate.... Target practice is a valid excuse surely?
Old 06-05-2008, 06:58 PM
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Let her down gently m8,if she says "i'm gonna tell my dad you did anyway" then nail her big stylee.
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
about 40 iirc
oh i see, so i guess you got the whole peedo quilt feeling as u knew her for years, even tho shes legal now days?

prob best to just ignore it, carry on as normal, she'll get bored eventually.

that is tho, and i have to say it sounds like you may have from ur replies?
you have given some sort of responce like i dirty perverted look, or you have txted her etc. in this case your buggered!
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Originally Posted by cutch
Tell yer mate, he'd prob laugh it off......You aint interested so whats the problem.....surely he'd understand,
Not a bad option that......never thought about it that way.
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Originally Posted by Lee Ivatt
oh i see, so i guess you got the whole peedo quilt feeling as u knew her for years, even tho shes legal now days?

prob best to just ignore it, carry on as normal, she'll get bored eventually.

that is tho, and i have to say it sounds like you may have from ur replies?
you have given some sort of responce like i dirty perverted look, or you have txted her etc. in this case your buggered!
No mate - no flirty, haven't got her mobile number or anythintg like that. No comeback to me on anything, I just want her to get the message that it's a non-starter.
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
No mate - no flirty, haven't got her mobile number or anythintg like that. No comeback to me on anything, I just want her to get the message that it's a non-starter.
well its simple then, either ignore that you have accknowledged there is anything there

or make a joke of it to you mate, just word it carefull. you dont wana go calling his little girl an up for it slapper.
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Don't do it
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I'm suprised no-one has said "pic's or STFU yet"

But, yeah, as above, you're fooked!
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Originally Posted by James90RS
Don't do it
KEEP AWAY FROM HER, WILL END IN TEARS
Old 06-05-2008, 08:05 PM
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i,d disappoint her soooo much she would nt tell anyone!
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Rolls..

Suns out.... Which one is it MR S1?

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Oooohhhhh noooooooooooo !!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Lee Ivatt
prob best to just ignore it, carry on as normal, she'll get bored eventually.
think Lee's right - it maybe best just ignoring any advances if nothing has happened
sometimes you can't help how you feel and even if you say it's a no go nicely, she might not get the message and ignore it
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Dealing with it will only cause embarrassment.

Leave it to go away on its own accord...

(womans POV)
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your obvisously thinking about doing it , or you wouldnt be asking on here

KNOCK THE BACK OUT THE BITCH , WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE ,

then deny everything .
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don't do it
the 5 minutes of fun will ruin your friendship with everyone involved
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I don't approve one bit, so send her my number
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Originally Posted by dojj
5 minutes
speak for your self


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