morning after the night before
29-04-2008, 06:05 PM
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morning after the night before
fucking hell 
went out last night to meet this bird, had a few drinks with some mates and ended up getting pretty shitfaced, got back to hers and ended up fumbling around with some chocolate sauce as you do cry:
i wont go into details but after about 30 mins sleep, i get up at 8.30 and head off on the walk of shame into town to get my car for 9am. at this point im thoroughly hanging out my arsehole, my brain feels like its trying to kick its way out of my skull (2 viagra jellys seemed like a great idea at 3am ) and i still feel quite pissed, i have to move my car by 9am so i park up in the shopping centre and walk round for a bit to sober up, after about an hour im feeling the need to drop my guts and head to the toilets, where to my horror i realise ive got crusty chocolate sauce covering the entire right side of my head!
i got it off as best i could, dropped my aformentioned guts and headed back into town i go for some grub to try and settle my stomach, which didnt work, headed off to tkmaxx for a scout about and then surcome to my need for sleep and headed home.
anyway 3pm rolls round i get out of bed, stroll into the kitchen where the first thing my mum notices is the crusty brown residue lurking in my left lug hole took some explaining but she now thinks i had a kebab fight with a mate but the only place i got sauce was in my ear
can only imagine what a fucking wreck i must have looked walking round still pissed at 10am covered in chocolate sauce and smelling of tuna sandwiches
went out last night to meet this bird, had a few drinks with some mates and ended up getting pretty shitfaced, got back to hers and ended up fumbling around with some chocolate sauce
as you do cry: i wont go into details but after about 30 mins sleep, i get up at 8.30 and head off on the walk of shame into town to get my car for 9am. at this point im thoroughly hanging out my arsehole, my brain feels like its trying to kick its way out of my skull (2 viagra jellys seemed like a great idea at 3am
) and i still feel quite pissed, i have to move my car by 9am so i park up in the shopping centre and walk round for a bit to sober up, after about an hour im feeling the need to drop my guts and head to the toilets, where to my horror i realise ive got crusty chocolate sauce covering the entire right side of my head! i got it off as best i could, dropped my aformentioned guts and headed back into town
i go for some grub to try and settle my stomach, which didnt work, headed off to tkmaxx for a scout about and then surcome to my need for sleep and headed home. anyway 3pm rolls round i get out of bed, stroll into the kitchen where the first thing my mum notices is the crusty brown residue lurking in my left lug hole
took some explaining but she now thinks i had a kebab fight with a mate but the only place i got sauce was in my ear can only imagine what a fucking wreck i must have looked walking round still pissed at 10am covered in chocolate sauce and smelling of tuna sandwiches
29-04-2008, 06:12 PM
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Good lad 
Reminds me when i used to shag the local vicars daughter.
The rev caught me up to me nuts in guts with ice cream and chocolate sauce every where ........ was in his fron room in the the vicarage!!! 
i'm going straight to Hell!!
Reminds me when i used to shag the local vicars daughter.
The rev caught me up to me nuts in guts with ice cream and chocolate sauce every where
........ was in his fron room in the the vicarage!!! i'm going straight to Hell!!
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29-04-2008, 08:06 PM
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Nice one.
tho im supprised you got away moving your car/drink driving. bit of a give away with chocolatae all down your face, and you looking as rough as you described
tho im supprised you got away moving your car/drink driving. bit of a give away with chocolatae all down your face, and you looking as rough as you described
29-04-2008, 08:29 PM
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awesome, ah the good old days, had a similar experience once, met a young lady, headed for the local premier inn 
noticing that it was also joined to the Beefeater, decided to take a little strool into the restaurant and help my self to a can of squirty cream and headed up to the bedroom, had some fun with the cream etc then decided i was gonna die of thirst, so thought i would try and find the coke machine i had seen on the way in, please bear in mind i am wearing just a pair of jeans and some shoes, couldn't find the drinks machine and even better couldnt remember the room number, so logic kicked in and decided i best head for home, (amazing how you have no perception of distance when you are pissed) walked the 6 or 7 miles home to be greated by my entire family on the doorsteep as they were off to Nottingham for the weekend, amazingly my mother didnt even ask where my socks and shirt where, nor why i had cream in my hair
noticing that it was also joined to the Beefeater, decided to take a little strool into the restaurant and help my self to a can of squirty cream and headed up to the bedroom, had some fun with the cream etc then decided i was gonna die of thirst, so thought i would try and find the coke machine i had seen on the way in, please bear in mind i am wearing just a pair of jeans and some shoes, couldn't find the drinks machine and even better couldnt remember the room number, so logic kicked in and decided i best head for home, (amazing how you have no perception of distance when you are pissed) walked the 6 or 7 miles home to be greated by my entire family on the doorsteep as they were off to Nottingham for the weekend, amazingly my mother didnt even ask where my socks and shirt where, nor why i had cream in my hair
30-04-2008, 05:34 AM
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awesome, ah the good old days, had a similar experience once, met a young lady, headed for the local premier inn noticing that it was also joined to the Beefeater, decided to take a little strool into the restaurant and help my self to a can of squirty cream and headed up to the bedroom, had some fun with the cream etc then decided i was gonna die of thirst, so thought i would try and find the coke machine i had seen on the way in, please bear in mind i am wearing just a pair of jeans and some shoes, couldn't find the drinks machine and even better couldnt remember the room number, so logic kicked in and decided i best head for home, (amazing how you have no perception of distance when you are pissed) walked the 6 or 7 miles home to be greated by my entire family on the doorsteep as they were off to Nottingham for the weekend, amazingly my mother didnt even ask where my socks and shirt where, nor why i had cream in my hair
noticing that it was also joined to the Beefeater, decided to take a little strool into the restaurant and help my self to a can of squirty cream and headed up to the bedroom, had some fun with the cream etc then decided i was gonna die of thirst, so thought i would try and find the coke machine i had seen on the way in, please bear in mind i am wearing just a pair of jeans and some shoes, couldn't find the drinks machine and even better couldnt remember the room number, so logic kicked in and decided i best head for home, (amazing how you have no perception of distance when you are pissed) walked the 6 or 7 miles home to be greated by my entire family on the doorsteep as they were off to Nottingham for the weekend, amazingly my mother didnt even ask where my socks and shirt where, nor why i had cream in my hair
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