l0ubie

got told by my mum,

that after i got home from the pub on friday (i dont drink, so was very much sober)

i apparently went down stairs at about 3am, turned on the telly started watching mtv,
and made myself a sandwich!
she came down to find me eating it in the living room, fast asleep!!

now i cant actually remember this at all!
and when she asked if i was hungry, on saturday morning i surprisingly wasnt!!

i seem to be doing this more and more!!slightly worrying i think!!

does anyone else do things like that??

longdog

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snore, talk, wiggle and fart.

Luca

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Nope, but i have pissed in my parents wardrobe once

C4llyT

Sleep walking is often a sign of neuro imbalance, most common of which is paranoid schizophrenia.
A trip to your GP, and a referral, wouldn't go amiss.
Hope it turns out ok for you.

martinvrs

Gave my girlfriend a right hook to the jaw when i was dreming that i was being attacked by a giant moth!

Ended up sleeping on the floor for a week!

longdog

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Sorry but thats fucking funny.

PSL

I was once woken by my mum asleep in the bath (empty) with a towel wrapped behind my head as a pillow after a particularly heavy night.

Probably no help to you really, but I thought I'd share

martinvrs

It wasnt even i slap i give her. it was a full blown (lets have it) haymaker!

At the time it wasnt funny, considering i nearly put her jaw round the other side of her face.
But looking back at it now, even she laughs. Thank god!

xr_craig

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I've done the exact same thing, but i fell asleep while on the phone in there too

JxBabe

I once flung my arm out in my sleep and managed to smack my friend in the face and give her a nose bleed Unsurprisingly it woke her (and me) up, but I felt really bad so just pretended I was asleep...

martinvrs

My mate got woken up by his girlfriend at 4am & found himself in the bath. When she asked him what he was doing was he said "having a bubble bath! what the fuck does it look like!"

She pulled the plug & left him there until the morning.

Wish she had taken a pic of that!

martinvrs

pmsl

Mark B

once pissed in the old dears laundry hamper when i was drunk cant remember that,

But talking aboutsleepwalking my mate sed to do it when we shared a flat.

I was heading upto bed one nigt when i heard him talking went into his room to find him putting clothes on and saying " yeah ok ok imup what time are we leaving an whos driving" was in stitches, was class, alsocaught him running a bath a few times and cause him sittin onthe toilet too.

not sure how thats gonna help but thought id share my story.

l0ubie

nice to know im not the only loon!!!

xr2i-carl

My Gf used to do it shit loads!

Stu.H

Yeh have pissed in loads of different places, usually after a binge.

Only last week I'd had a fair bit of beer, went upstairs to bed, woke up next morning, thought nothing.

Apparently, I snogged the face off my missus in middle of night, tongue down her throat, and then said, "Is Becky downstairs?"

Becky is my partners name..

BM08

Never done it, well if i have then either A. nobody has told me or B. they have seen me and said nothing, but i dout that.

If your doing it alot then id see the doc

Mrs T

i seem to get dressed or undressed depending on what ive gone to bed in...

Alloy

If you were fast asleep then it probably wasnt sleep walking as your eyes are wide open when sleep walking. It's also bullshit that it causes serious damage when a person is woken from a sleep walk, although it isn't recommended to do it!

I sleep walk myself though, my mum caught me ready to go round to a shop early hours of the morning, also took a piss in the bin, over my work clothes and more recently on the upstairs landing! I've been known to hide stuff in my sleep too, like TV remotes and stuff.

l0ubie

my ex used to only do it when he was pissed!

he called me my sisters name,
then tried to phone his best mate at half 4 in the morning!
and turned his telly off!

was great fun as i dont drink, i had to put up with being woken up every friday night! soon learnt not to kip at his when he'd been drinking!

Crowder

i've done it about 5 times in the last 2 years never done it before. usually after a heavey seshion on the beer! twice last week apparently i was trying to get out the window the mrs reackons then she found me asleep on the toilet lol. it is worrying i think i just need to stay off the becks vier coincidence. also talk shit in my sleep.