CossieRich

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Wish i could get in the met police. They dont want a 6ft 2 big built bloke like me, they only want unde represented groups. I'll leave it there else i'll get called racist or homophobic, but i for one would be proud to be a copper

ECOS95

Not really a first date but here goes:
Me & 2 friends were driving out of London in my mates Escort Cosworth one Friday night when some girls in the back of a black cab infront of us started looking out of the rear window & waving. I'm was in the front passenger seat so at the next set of lights we pulled up next to them & they opened the window & started chatting. Moved off from the lights with them still infront of us & going in the same direction. This happened a few times at each set of lights we came to, open the windows have a chat & then pull away again when the lights changed. Trouble was we were heading out of town on to the M40, so my mate pulls up next to this cab that was now in the slow lane doing 60 ish with us in the middle lane. I didn't have my mobile on me so my mate writes his no. on a Taxi card he had & handed it to me to pass to them. So I'm now leaning out of my mates passenger window @ 60mph trying to hand it to this girl who is doing the same out of the cab window. Now not being a stunt man or her a stunt woman this manoeuvrewent went on for some distance before it worked. We must of looked a right picture doing this & how the 2 cars didn't hit each other I have no idea. I bet they got charged double by the cabbie.

It was a Very weird moment but we chatted for 1/2 hr on the phone & agreed to meet them a week later. Trouble is my mate lost his phone & as I didn't have their no. I couldn't call them. My friends & I still look back at that night & laugh when we go out in town.

Paddy

I think you may be confused as to what homophobic means Rich.

Being able to deepthroat a huge cock whilst tongueing the guys balls at the same time - like you can - doesn't count as homophobic.

I hope that clears it up.

Nath

Paddy, your mate used to be a bit lively meeting up with birds didn't he? I bet he's a got a few stories to tell

Paddy

Who's that Nath?

Simon's a machine [you spoke houses with him once at Middlesex?] and no-one knows how because he looks like Dale Winton. He would actually climb on and dry hump anything with a hole big enough

I set him up with the mate of some bird I was seeing once. This girl was completely mental and had a PROPERLY lazy eye. You could put your hand over the good one and the lazy one would go spastic, I have to admit I was trying to stitch him up..

Anyway, they met up in that London town place about lunch time as the plan was to do the monopoly board and get hammered, they got as far as Basingstoke [don't ask] and his dad caught him giving her one up the bottom in his garage all about 2 hours after meeting her! Bare in mind that at the time he lived in Clapham, so there was no reason WHATSOEVER to go to Basingstoke! Legend [p.s. it was his dad that told me ]

Long time no speak as well bud, you ok?

skeg

Wonder why. Hey if you ever come across some LSD tabs instead of the usual then let me know i'll give you a good price as it's a bit rare round these parts, i hear you lot like to make a bit on the side.

ROFL at Paddy's story, i was in tears at that.