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Old 04-04-2008, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
at all of u
You won't be laughing when I get my top off...
Old 04-04-2008, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
You won't be laughing when I get my top off...
im sure we will if it is anything like when you take your boxers off
Old 04-04-2008, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
im sure we will if it is anything like when you take your boxers off
how cruel!!!!!!

Old 04-04-2008, 04:08 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Old 04-04-2008, 04:23 PM
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DOH!
Old 04-04-2008, 04:30 PM
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3 pages of drivel and not one piccie of Maria in a bikini. Pointless read.
Old 04-04-2008, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Leeeroy
3 pages of drivel and not one piccie of Maria in a bikini. Pointless read.
There will be one of me in a bikini come tonight, rest assured.
Old 04-04-2008, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
There will be one of me in a bikini come tonight, rest assured.
i'm sure he'll treasure that affectionate snap

just make sure you are fluttering your eyes and posing "suggestivly"
Old 04-04-2008, 04:46 PM
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Laughing my arse off!

benni - cant wait!
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Originally Posted by maria
Laughing my arse off!

benni - cant wait!
have you been texting benni about his cat
Old 04-04-2008, 04:49 PM
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Well, I first of all have to steal a Bikini from littlebrownbike's sisters bedroom. Then, because she is a little bigger than me, I will have to tailor make it to fit. When I have done so and found an outfit to match, I will pose. And if I can't find an outfit to match, be afraid.... Very, very afraid.

Benni.
Old 04-04-2008, 04:56 PM
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Old 04-04-2008, 05:09 PM
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If I turn up at his house to all his sisters bra's are padded, I will be going after one of his mothers. Please, don't blame me for her taste. Slag off the bra and I'll pass on the messages, but do not have a go at me. Understood?
Old 04-04-2008, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Of course... as long as he contributes towards nappies seeing as its his fault we're in this predicament!
Knew I'd get the blame somewhere
Old 04-04-2008, 05:24 PM
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I take it im hat shopping soon then
Old 04-04-2008, 05:46 PM
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NO LORRAINE!

There genuinely is no need for a hat!



Its going to be a casual affair
Old 04-04-2008, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by maria



right thats it...... dont want you to be the only foreigner now.... you've upset me.


I know at least one more foreigner reading this


Old 04-04-2008, 06:02 PM
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ooooh ello!

unlucky escos
Old 04-04-2008, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
ooooh ello!

unlucky escos
Whose? Why? Did you scratch a rim on someones?
Old 05-04-2008, 08:46 AM
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OI!!!!
Old 05-04-2008, 10:06 AM
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im far too sensitive for comments like that!







honest!
Old 05-04-2008, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!



but she won't!


IIRC its less than 4 months ago she posted up on here asking if anyone had a picture of what you looked like, so its hardly surprising if she thinks that it is rushing it a bit to move in now
Old 05-04-2008, 10:30 AM
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it was less than 3 months ago i think chip!!!!
Old 05-04-2008, 10:42 AM
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Thing is, to lee in his job, ten minutes on a deal is probably the difference between winning and losing, so once he has identifed a stock as clearly a "buy and hold" he wants to move as fast as he can to secure it, so 3 months probably feels like a lifetime

edit - take that as a compliment in terms of your desirability and not insulting in terms of labelling you a stock please as I just read it back and it wasnt coming across quite how I meant it, lol

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Old 05-04-2008, 10:45 AM
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dont worry chip i know exactly what ya mean!!!!
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