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04-04-2008, 01:00 PM
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awwwwwwwww dont try and get the sympathy vote off here you!!!!!
04-04-2008, 01:00 PM
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Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!
but she won't!
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04-04-2008, 01:02 PM
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooot ??????????????'
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we men are very sensible human beings...u women ever consider that ??
04-04-2008, 01:03 PM
i have a feeling i started something.....
04-04-2008, 01:04 PM
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04-04-2008, 01:10 PM
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Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!
but she won't!
awww how sweet...how can you turn little old lee down maria....
any room Lee?? i can bring my cleaner with me lol but afriad i cant help in the bedroom department
04-04-2008, 01:11 PM
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however I am redecorating the entire house and she has pretty much designed the lot for me!
So I have my fingers crossed for the future
04-04-2008, 01:12 PM
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however I am redecorating the entire house and she has pretty much designed the lot for me!
So I have my fingers crossed for the future
good on ya mate..........so its no longer a bacthelor pad now
its a family home in the making
04-04-2008, 01:13 PM
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I havent designed anything..... ive just told you what you have suggested would look poo.... and what to do instead!
04-04-2008, 01:13 PM
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Nope... tis still a batchelor pad... and will always be a batchelor pad... just one with better decor!
04-04-2008, 01:14 PM
04-04-2008, 01:15 PM
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I have a toothbrush there and thats about it i think.......... and thats only because Lee bought it because it was pink!!!
04-04-2008, 01:16 PM
some women dont need more
04-04-2008, 01:18 PM
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TRUST ME... my make up box is more like a snap on tool box, when i stay for an evening i bring a suitcase, and when i stay for the weekend i need an estate car to bring all i need!
I could not survive with just a toothbrush.
04-04-2008, 01:18 PM
that explains lee looking around for a big merc sprinter.....u planning to spend a weekend
04-04-2008, 01:20 PM
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04-04-2008, 01:23 PM
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TRUST ME... my make up box is more like a snap on tool box
and thats just the 'reserve' Make up kit....
Due to width restrictions on the A12... (its only 2 lanes wide in parts) the 'main' box has to stay in Ipswich
04-04-2008, 01:24 PM
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its shamefully true
04-04-2008, 01:25 PM
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04-04-2008, 01:28 PM
no probs lee...soon i have my chopper permit, i glady come to the makeups rescue
04-04-2008, 01:33 PM
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cheers dude.... it will stop him from calling me Uncle Fester
04-04-2008, 01:45 PM
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i can imagine the list now
church? check
baby? check
preist? check
benni? check
benni's tape measure? check
1 x mister jonathon forigner? check
lwb sprinter? check
have i missed anything out?
04-04-2008, 01:47 PM
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i can imagine the list now
church? check
baby? check
preist? check
benni? check
benni's tape measure? check
1 x mister jonathon forigner? check
lwb sprinter? check
have i missed anything out?
Another tape measure, as the first one will be broke, I'm sure of it.
04-04-2008, 02:15 PM
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04-04-2008, 02:17 PM
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i thin you'll be better off with a ruler benni
you are getting things too complicated, you'll be after a theodolight to make sure the babies head is at the correct angle and distance next
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i thin you'll be better off with a ruler benni
you are getting things too complicated, you'll be after a theodolight to make sure the babies head is at the correct angle and distance next
Don't be so stupid mate, your taking this way out of hand. *Coughs*, Ahem, say I decided to bring one along just incase, you wouldn't happen to know where I might find one, do you?
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04-04-2008, 02:34 PM
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yuo could find one
here mate
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04-04-2008, 03:19 PM
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Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!
but she won't!
To be fair mate, it hasn't been long, and moving in with someone is such a huge deal.
Relationship will be stronger for doing things a little more old fashioned and not rushing into anything major like that.......
04-04-2008, 03:22 PM
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Thanks Mum
04-04-2008, 03:25 PM
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No problem son..... remember to always treat her like a lady!
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04-04-2008, 03:30 PM
since i started this thread i gotta set some rules here :
a) men that participate in this thread can SOLELY and UNEVITABLY support only Lee (any financial deals have to be done with him directly
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b) anyone who feels in between (i.e Benni) also ONLY FOR LEE
c) women apart from maria : bugger off, nuttin to see here
04-04-2008, 03:31 PM
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right thats it...... dont want you to be the only foreigner now.... you've upset me.
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right thats it...... dont want you to be the only foreigner now.... you've upset me.
Right, that's it, who does he think he is? *Tries to take his top off so he can beat up escosracer* I've put more weight on, I'll have to confront him with my top on.
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04-04-2008, 03:47 PM
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nope
but lending me the porsche for a day might go in your favour!
04-04-2008, 03:48 PM
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