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Old 04-04-2008, 09:06 AM
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why u guys so quiet ?? whens the wedding and whens that baby born ??

 
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:29 AM
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dont be so superficial michael LOL LOL
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:33 PM
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Well now you ask.... the wedding is November 22nd by which time i will be 8 months pregnant! So about to drop... hence why we thought we had better do the right thing by getting hitched before the baby gets here.










































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I have more chance of being asked to be the god father than that being true...


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I don't have a suit, can I borrow one off porkie? PM his waist...

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I hope Mr S1 is going to be the best man AND the Godfather




















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Originally Posted by Nath
I hope Mr S1 is going to be the best man AND the Godfather




















Of course... as long as he contributes towards nappies seeing as its his fault we're in this predicament!
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I hope Mr S1 is going to be the best man AND the Godfather




















Woah, WOOOAH WOAH! There can only be one god father, just you all remember that.
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Just seen Maria's reply, I'm busy, I'll let him do it out the goodness of my heart. It's only fair. afterall, he did pair them. I don't want to be buying Nappies until I am like 45.

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awwwwwwwwwww benni... er... if its a boy they can have 2 godfathers!
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benni could aswell be the godmother....since we all saw his family jewels it would only require a tiny touch up to be right
 
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Originally Posted by maria
awwwwwwwwwww benni... er... if its a boy they can have 2 godfathers!
No, honestly, I'll pass. I don't do babies, I only wanted to wear one of Porkie's flash suits. Never thought it would turn into a commitment. I'll buy my own from Bernado's and hang around outside the church.

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Benni - you would have to promise to keep ALL electrical appliance away though!
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
benni could aswell be the godmother....since we all saw his family jewels it would only require a tiny touch up to be right
Thats very true, after all, he's got no chance of having kids of his own with that button mushroom
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Originally Posted by Benni
No, honestly, I'll pass. I don't do babies, I only wanted to wear one of Porkie's flash suits. Never thought it would turn into a commitment. I'll buy my own from Bernado's and hang around outside the church.

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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
benni could aswell be the godmother....since we all saw his family jewels it would only require a tiny touch up to be right
I'll get to wear one of Maria's suits, I'm up for that. I mean, I got some cracking man boobs, I'll look the buisness. Your Bra's aint padded are they? No offence, but I preffer the naturall look.
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i feel left out now.....

can i at least be the official foreign cunt @ the wedding ??
 
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Nah benni your safe... no padding!
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Originally Posted by maria
Its a deal!
Not no more it's not, plans have changed. Make sure you wash them, I like Daz but anything will do I suppose, as long as there whiter than white.

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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
i feel left out now.....

can i at least be the official foreign cunt @ the wedding ??
You trying to push poor old Benni out again
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
i feel left out now.....

can i at least be the official foreign cunt @ the wedding ??
You can be the official foreigner........
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Originally Posted by maria
Nah benni your safe... no padding!
Fantastic, I am so excited. I've never been to a christening before. Well, I went to my own I hope, but I was too young to remember it.


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awwwwwwwwwww......maria.........

 
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You trying to push poor old Benni out again
First of all he tries to pick on me because of the size of my willy, and now this. If he's coming, then I am not. And neither is the baby.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:50 PM
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benni.....u aint foreign (maybe a cunt but defo not foreign) and with my humongous man piece couldnt be taken as a godmother anyways

so how on earth u figure i could/want push u out ??




p.s. i just love the banter with u guys....made my day
 
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I don't think I will come anyway, if it's a boy and he has a bigger willy than me I will become jealous and cause trouble, might even end up getting Michael the foreigner in a headlock. I don't need the trouble,

Thanks anyway, Benni.
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awwwwww benni........... WE ALL LOVE U

 
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Benni dont worry fella... i'll make sure all willies stay well away from you!
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The last thing you two need when putting the water on the babys head is me there with my tape measure comparing sizes, I just know I would loose. Not worth the embaressment.

Have a nice time, Benni.
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i can totally picture benni.....HOLDON PRIEST....I GOTTA MEASURE

 
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
i can totally picture benni.....HOLDON PRIEST....I GOTTA MEASURE

And then I whip the priests pants down... 'Damm, even the priest is bigger than me, and he's not allowed to play with it'


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Originally Posted by Nath
I hope Mr S1 is going to be the best man AND the Godfather
presume you're nto referring to me mate?
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Originally Posted by Markb_s1
presume you're nto referring to me mate?
No, Stu off here mate, his name is Mr S1. Did you want to come? I mean, I think we could fit you in if we told the foreign cunt there was no room for him...
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Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!


















but she won't!
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Originally Posted by Benni
No, Stu off here mate, his name is Mr S1. Did you want to come? I mean, I think we could fit you in if we told the foreign cunt there was no room for him...
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