I Could Do With Some Advice, My Neighbour Is A Thug...
03-04-2008 | 04:13 PM
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I have a neighbor who lives up the road from he, he is always on drugs, and he has it in for me, just me. There's been a constant feud between us for over a year, I even Private Messaged a few members for there advice a while ago. Anyway, I don't even know him all that well, but he thinks he knows me. I will give you some examples of him.
Last year I was fixing a puncture outside my house on my bike, as he walked past he purposely stood all over the bike pump, it wasn't even in the way he walked over to it. No damage was done so I ignored him, he walked off and within 5 seconds he had turned round shouting random rubbish like 'You think you can disrespect me do you?' 'You think your someone don't you because you can pump a bike tire up'.
On another occasion I was sat on the wall sending a text, as he walked past he started shouting like raging maniac 'The cheeky fucking bastards talking about me'. 'He thinks he's someone because he owns a dog' I have ignored him, ignored him and ignored him.
Last week I was parking my car and he stood in the bay I was reversing into, shouting 'Run me over, I dare you, watch what happens'.
I phoned the police, they came and told me to ignore him, which I always do anyway, I just don't think it's very nice. Today, I was washing my car and he came out of his house with his girlfriend and she spotted me and they decided to walk the long way to just to go past me, I moved the bucket out of there way and next thing he was shouting at the top of his voice 'Grow some balls, then wash your car lad'. I continued to ignore him and he punched the wall, I still ignored him and then he said 'Me and you know, one on one lad, I'll show you how to wash a car you cheeky fucking twat'.
I told him a fight between us would never happen, as big as I am, I am full of disabilities, if he was to kick me in the back hard enough it could wheel chair me and I'm not going to spend my life in a wheel chair over some idiot. I asked him why he wanted a fight and he said 'Because your a cheeky fucking bastard, think your hard because you know the smiths'. I don't even know who they are, I told him this and all he could say was 'I'll put you on the floor and stand all over your head'.
Anyway, he began to walk away and my mum opened the door and asked was he causing trouble again and he stormed back off 'What's that fat slag saying about me, my bird will knock you the fuck out you cheeky fucking slag'.
I told him not to call my mum a slag again as he would regret it, he used to drive a car identical to mine, but he lost his license for dangerous driving and what have you, nothing to do with me.
I phoned the police and I’ve waited for the police to arrive, they did and told me to ignore him, as usual. They also told me to try and wash my car when he was out, at work and so on… Why should I? I’ll wash my car whenever I feel like.
Here are some of the funniest, useless things he has shouted at me.
‘Just because you’ve got a sponge in your hand, doesn’t make you hard lad, I’ll take you down, with or without the fucking sponge’.
‘You think you’re a gangster because you ride a bike, I’ll blow that pump over your head in a minute’.
‘You think you’re a gangster because you can beep your horn do you? I only beeped it by mistake and he actually came out of his house to have a go at me for it, I was polishing the car and knocked it with my back.
So, do I go the legal route and have them evicted from there council house, taking forever which will probably never come to anything, or do I follow him, find out his whereabouts and stand all over his jaw in a group of around 10 of us? The last thing I want to do, but do I have a choice?
It’s clearly all drug fueled violence, I even recall of an occasion when I was driving down the local village, he actually chased after me, on foot. Screaming ‘I’ll throw the car over on it’s roof’.
P.S Littlebrownbike off this forum has been threatened by him, he said he was disrespecting him because he opened the car door. 'Think your smart because you can open a car door, I'll put that door over your head'.
Thank's, Benni.
Last year I was fixing a puncture outside my house on my bike, as he walked past he purposely stood all over the bike pump, it wasn't even in the way he walked over to it. No damage was done so I ignored him, he walked off and within 5 seconds he had turned round shouting random rubbish like 'You think you can disrespect me do you?' 'You think your someone don't you because you can pump a bike tire up'.
On another occasion I was sat on the wall sending a text, as he walked past he started shouting like raging maniac 'The cheeky fucking bastards talking about me'. 'He thinks he's someone because he owns a dog' I have ignored him, ignored him and ignored him.
Last week I was parking my car and he stood in the bay I was reversing into, shouting 'Run me over, I dare you, watch what happens'.
I phoned the police, they came and told me to ignore him, which I always do anyway, I just don't think it's very nice. Today, I was washing my car and he came out of his house with his girlfriend and she spotted me and they decided to walk the long way to just to go past me, I moved the bucket out of there way and next thing he was shouting at the top of his voice 'Grow some balls, then wash your car lad'. I continued to ignore him and he punched the wall, I still ignored him and then he said 'Me and you know, one on one lad, I'll show you how to wash a car you cheeky fucking twat'.
I told him a fight between us would never happen, as big as I am, I am full of disabilities, if he was to kick me in the back hard enough it could wheel chair me and I'm not going to spend my life in a wheel chair over some idiot. I asked him why he wanted a fight and he said 'Because your a cheeky fucking bastard, think your hard because you know the smiths'. I don't even know who they are, I told him this and all he could say was 'I'll put you on the floor and stand all over your head'.
Anyway, he began to walk away and my mum opened the door and asked was he causing trouble again and he stormed back off 'What's that fat slag saying about me, my bird will knock you the fuck out you cheeky fucking slag'.
I told him not to call my mum a slag again as he would regret it, he used to drive a car identical to mine, but he lost his license for dangerous driving and what have you, nothing to do with me.
I phoned the police and I’ve waited for the police to arrive, they did and told me to ignore him, as usual. They also told me to try and wash my car when he was out, at work and so on… Why should I? I’ll wash my car whenever I feel like.
Here are some of the funniest, useless things he has shouted at me.
‘Just because you’ve got a sponge in your hand, doesn’t make you hard lad, I’ll take you down, with or without the fucking sponge’.
‘You think you’re a gangster because you ride a bike, I’ll blow that pump over your head in a minute’.
‘You think you’re a gangster because you can beep your horn do you? I only beeped it by mistake and he actually came out of his house to have a go at me for it, I was polishing the car and knocked it with my back.
So, do I go the legal route and have them evicted from there council house, taking forever which will probably never come to anything, or do I follow him, find out his whereabouts and stand all over his jaw in a group of around 10 of us? The last thing I want to do, but do I have a choice?
It’s clearly all drug fueled violence, I even recall of an occasion when I was driving down the local village, he actually chased after me, on foot. Screaming ‘I’ll throw the car over on it’s roof’.
P.S Littlebrownbike off this forum has been threatened by him, he said he was disrespecting him because he opened the car door. 'Think your smart because you can open a car door, I'll put that door over your head'.
Thank's, Benni.
03-04-2008 | 04:33 PM
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03-04-2008 | 04:40 PM
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Fair do, its just seemed to have gone a bit ......
this one time, at band camp
04-04-2008 | 11:06 AM
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then i discovered that it might not have been that good so gave up
not quite up to the normal standards of muppetry as found in the muppet room so far
for his tender age of being young, he ain't half had a lot of events going on, if only i was on the internet when i was leading an exciting life
04-04-2008 | 11:57 AM
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I can imagine I have allot more fun than most mind.
04-04-2008 | 12:42 PM
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04-04-2008 | 12:52 PM
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04-04-2008 | 01:03 PM
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There is only one solution for this Benni!
A transit van needs to pull up alongside him.....the side door opens...a big hairy arm belonging to one of 4 occupants wearing balaclavas needs to rip him into the van, and into the large wheat sack he goes.....tie it up, and on the journey the van must go....to the nearest wooded area (the odd boot into his head on route is optional). Upon arrival to the desired remote location, tie him to a suitable tree, and make him devoid of his kneecaps.
This is the only way.... He won't recognise negotiation!!
A transit van needs to pull up alongside him.....the side door opens...a big hairy arm belonging to one of 4 occupants wearing balaclavas needs to rip him into the van, and into the large wheat sack he goes.....tie it up, and on the journey the van must go....to the nearest wooded area (the odd boot into his head on route is optional). Upon arrival to the desired remote location, tie him to a suitable tree, and make him devoid of his kneecaps.
This is the only way.... He won't recognise negotiation!!
04-04-2008 | 07:33 PM
#111
i had trouble with a kid once a local boxer,one day i walked past his house on the way to the shops with my girlfriend and he was in his garden pissed up because his gilrfriend had just dumped him,on the way back from the shops he was stood in my path and wouldnt let me past,he grabbed me by the shirt and i gave him the biggest uppercut hes ever had and he hit the floor like a bag of shit takeing my shirt with him,how good did i feel putting him on his arse,as said on here bullies are only hard when theres sumone to show off to but get them by themselves and it a different storey,even more so if your stood there with a bat hope you get this sorted out and quick
04-04-2008 | 09:33 PM
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My advice:-
Sneak into the blokes house,when he aint there and hide under the stairs.
wait untill he comes in and decides to go for a shit.
give it five minutes and as soon as you hear the bog roll tear, burst open the door.
stand there and shout
You think you’re a gangster because you take a shit, I’ll blow that shit over your head in a minute’.
then when he looks a little confused, grab his shoulder, pull him foreward, lean over and grab the turd and squish it on top of his head.
then run...
nobody is ever going to go the the coppers and say someone broke into their house and smeared their own shit over their head are they ?
Sneak into the blokes house,when he aint there and hide under the stairs.
wait untill he comes in and decides to go for a shit.
give it five minutes and as soon as you hear the bog roll tear, burst open the door.
stand there and shout
You think you’re a gangster because you take a shit, I’ll blow that shit over your head in a minute’.
then when he looks a little confused, grab his shoulder, pull him foreward, lean over and grab the turd and squish it on top of his head.
then run...
nobody is ever going to go the the coppers and say someone broke into their house and smeared their own shit over their head are they ?
04-04-2008 | 10:13 PM
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My advice:-
Sneak into the blokes house,when he aint there and hide under the stairs.
wait untill he comes in and decides to go for a shit.
give it five minutes and as soon as you hear the bog roll tear, burst open the door.
stand there and shout
You think you’re a gangster because you take a shit, I’ll blow that shit over your head in a minute’.
then when he looks a little confused, grab his shoulder, pull him foreward, lean over and grab the turd and squish it on top of his head.
then run...
nobody is ever going to go the the coppers and say someone broke into their house and smeared their own shit over their head are they ?
Sneak into the blokes house,when he aint there and hide under the stairs.
wait untill he comes in and decides to go for a shit.
give it five minutes and as soon as you hear the bog roll tear, burst open the door.
stand there and shout
You think you’re a gangster because you take a shit, I’ll blow that shit over your head in a minute’.
then when he looks a little confused, grab his shoulder, pull him foreward, lean over and grab the turd and squish it on top of his head.
then run...
nobody is ever going to go the the coppers and say someone broke into their house and smeared their own shit over their head are they ?
oh my days! lmfao
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