Benni

I have a neighbor who lives up the road from he, he is always on drugs, and he has it in for me, just me. There's been a constant feud between us for over a year, I even Private Messaged a few members for there advice a while ago. Anyway, I don't even know him all that well, but he thinks he knows me. I will give you some examples of him.

Last year I was fixing a puncture outside my house on my bike, as he walked past he purposely stood all over the bike pump, it wasn't even in the way he walked over to it. No damage was done so I ignored him, he walked off and within 5 seconds he had turned round shouting random rubbish like 'You think you can disrespect me do you?' 'You think your someone don't you because you can pump a bike tire up'.

On another occasion I was sat on the wall sending a text, as he walked past he started shouting like raging maniac 'The cheeky fucking bastards talking about me'. 'He thinks he's someone because he owns a dog' I have ignored him, ignored him and ignored him.

Last week I was parking my car and he stood in the bay I was reversing into, shouting 'Run me over, I dare you, watch what happens'.

I phoned the police, they came and told me to ignore him, which I always do anyway, I just don't think it's very nice. Today, I was washing my car and he came out of his house with his girlfriend and she spotted me and they decided to walk the long way to just to go past me, I moved the bucket out of there way and next thing he was shouting at the top of his voice 'Grow some balls, then wash your car lad'. I continued to ignore him and he punched the wall, I still ignored him and then he said 'Me and you know, one on one lad, I'll show you how to wash a car you cheeky fucking twat'.

I told him a fight between us would never happen, as big as I am, I am full of disabilities, if he was to kick me in the back hard enough it could wheel chair me and I'm not going to spend my life in a wheel chair over some idiot. I asked him why he wanted a fight and he said 'Because your a cheeky fucking bastard, think your hard because you know the smiths'. I don't even know who they are, I told him this and all he could say was 'I'll put you on the floor and stand all over your head'.

Anyway, he began to walk away and my mum opened the door and asked was he causing trouble again and he stormed back off 'What's that fat slag saying about me, my bird will knock you the fuck out you cheeky fucking slag'.

I told him not to call my mum a slag again as he would regret it, he used to drive a car identical to mine, but he lost his license for dangerous driving and what have you, nothing to do with me.

I phoned the police and I’ve waited for the police to arrive, they did and told me to ignore him, as usual. They also told me to try and wash my car when he was out, at work and so on… Why should I? I’ll wash my car whenever I feel like.

Here are some of the funniest, useless things he has shouted at me.

‘Just because you’ve got a sponge in your hand, doesn’t make you hard lad, I’ll take you down, with or without the fucking sponge’.

‘You think you’re a gangster because you ride a bike, I’ll blow that pump over your head in a minute’.

‘You think you’re a gangster because you can beep your horn do you? I only beeped it by mistake and he actually came out of his house to have a go at me for it, I was polishing the car and knocked it with my back.

So, do I go the legal route and have them evicted from there council house, taking forever which will probably never come to anything, or do I follow him, find out his whereabouts and stand all over his jaw in a group of around 10 of us? The last thing I want to do, but do I have a choice?

It’s clearly all drug fueled violence, I even recall of an occasion when I was driving down the local village, he actually chased after me, on foot. Screaming ‘I’ll throw the car over on it’s roof’.


P.S Littlebrownbike off this forum has been threatened by him, he said he was disrespecting him because he opened the car door. 'Think your smart because you can open a car door, I'll put that door over your head'.


Thank's, Benni.

arch

Mate, I know some of the keyboard warriors off here will tell you to kick the shit out of him, but, is there no way that you can get a member of your family to secretly video this fella? I know it's difficult but if not then it really is your word against his.

You could then look at harassment, or even Sec4/5 Public Order, but like I say, you need some kind of independant evidence. Question you also need to ask, if you do try to prosecute him how much worse will it become?

I would video him, round up your neighbours, get them to do likewise and go the council route, it would be the easier legal way. Most councils have an ASB dept.

Of course, my father always taught me to talk softly................................













But carry a big f++king stick!!!!!!

Shorty

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Sorry Benni but PMSL @ them quotes!

kiddie

what a randon bloke!
Think a stomp on his head with a few mates might sort him out! Seriously mate, you've done nothing wrong have you? Slept with his girlfriend, sister, mum?

FIESTA CHRIS H

sounds like a twat

kiddie

How long to get him evicted?

fuzzy

some one seriously said that and you didnt fall about laughing?
thats quote material for a sig that is.

arch

Depends on how much evidence you got, could be as little time as a few weeks.

Rhys

I hate scum like this, wish they would all die a horrible death! Not nice at all mate

ar4ibaldo

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Id say get a big mate... so when hes out shouting at you ... let your mate spark him the fcuk out, and remind him that he should keep his chavish mouth shut.

Mrs T

i was thinking that

Coldo

You live a very varied and exciting life mate. You have a different story every week!

Benni

I really don't know him, I have even offered to buy him a pint, get to know him but he won't have it. He thinks my second name is smith when it's not. He doesn't even give himself half a secon to think before he shouts, hence why he comes out with rubbish.

When he said about the sponge, my sister stuck her head out her bedroom window and said 'He's been going the gym twice a week more, in order to polish it'.

Then he was shouting her down for a fight 'Come down here and watch what happens' She's 17 and she's about 4 stone wet through. Then he was shouting to his bird 'You heard what that cheeky slag said'

However, I do agree on the standing all over him, I would love to but I just know that will only work if he dies, which I don't think he will as I cannot afford a wash mitt. But seriously, unless I was to kill him, surely once he recovered I would just get more drug fueled violence?

Benni.

rapidcossie

is this a piss take?

Im think benni is really Phil in disguise!

dovboy

fuck it ,call his bluff and let him rapp you in the puss(if he even would).sounds like a mouthpiece who has noticed your not saying anything back n taking advantage of it!

have to say tho the sponge quote is very funny as ofcourse no hardman is complete without his weapon of choice the common car sponge

LHD220Turbo

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i think the right way to go about it is to get it video'd and independant witness to verify events. Right down every single event in a diary with dates and times - go see the council with this evidence and they have to investigate these type of incidents.

The only problem with the above is he know;s it will be you, IF he gets evicted he sounds the type of chracter to seek retribution which i guess you dont want

To be honest he probably knows he can get away with it as you havent stood up to him. Bullies are wimps in most cases, i know you cant stand up to him because of your disabilites but someone needs too, you'll probably find he'll shit himself.......i'm not a keyboard warrior but i would do something about it or find someone that will

i know i shouldn't laugh, but the sponge quote! FPMSL

dovboy

its not an april fool is it benni??????????????????????? lol

RSricRS

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Me personally would keep my eye on him where ever he goes and wait till dark and do the cunt over when hes by himself but make sure he doesnt know its you, what a wanker he is and sounds a right fucking cabbage. do the cunt over!!!! sorry for sounding like an idiot but i hate people like him.

Benni

I was supposed to have my own website called Benniturd, so it could all be put on there, with pictures and videos. But as of yet, it's not been made. But, when it does I will have at least one new video a week as my friends say 'I wouldn't believe it, if I didn't know you'.

Benni.

mrjenrst

sorry benni mate but if he'd of said anything like that to me i'd of just lost it




And pissed myself laughing

He sound's like a right cunt!

Get him on video and post it up mate

Benni

I swear it's serious, even the sponge quote. I am spending the day on my car tomorrow, I will be in and out so I will keep my phone handy and film him if he goes past. He will shout something, I PM'd Charlie Lucianno for advice on him ages ago, I told Radders about him on MSN too. Seriously, this clown is for real.

FIESTA CHRIS H

steviecossie

i dnt kno why you've managed to stay calm and not land 1 on him mate

fucking hate wankers like this who go out there way just to cause trouble, most of them are jealous twats who think they are somthing, and he's probably trying to look like a big man in front of his girl, knock him on his arse the he'll stay out your road,

_DAN_

Ditto.

FIESTA CHRIS H

agree

st3v3

Benni, if this is true matey, as we know you rule the muppet rooms ,i would just tell him to fook off and grow up.simply ignor him there on after, must admit i would of cracked his jaw by now,but we not all the same, so just tell him to grow up.

Benni

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focusbird

If he's a council tenant, contact the council and ask to speak to someone about their anti-social behaviour policy, they will have one, and will tell you what to do. You may even be able to find it on their website if you know which local authority he comes under.

pani_k

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if he's a drug addict the only thing that would stop him from attacking you/getting revenge is if you wheelchaired him. Even if you ganged up on him/got mates to gang up on him and give him a proper battering, one day hes gonna be tanked off his head whilst you are on your own and hes going to try and get you so you will never hear the end of it unless he goes behind bar, dies of drug addiction, or you SERIOUSLY do some damage to him.

Now none of those that involve battering the fuck out of him are wise but I think that you can try catch him whilst hes not fucked on drugs if possible and try talk to him then, ask him what his problem is and if he kicks off just ignore as you will only escalate him.

Bit of a fucked situation mate but try vid him and show it to cops and blow your top off at the coppers. Getting him evicted he will probably come back and try injure your mum or something or at worst do something much more horrible as he knows where you live

tonyk

I honestly think this is made up, you post some real random stuff and I personally find some of it a bit hard to believe. I would suspect others are thinking the same thing as I am, on the off chance this is true, if you report him to the police the are duty bound to investigate and there will be a record of this. I suspect the plod on here can confirm this.

pjv7771

the sponge quote is a classic !!!, the sensible thing to do would be to get him evicted via legal channels but id personally get a few mates to beat him like a ginger stepchild

FletchCossie

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www.youtube.com is the place for this

Can you not get some mates round? Have them standing up the road and as he shouts get them to walk over and say "Are you talking to me?" and watch him shit himself...

People will always think they are big and hard by mouthing off and they aint ever as hard without their mates around...

kiddie

Thats a good idea mate, he won't assiociate them with you then so no hastle

Lee_R21Turbo

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How the fuck does he know you've got a tiny weeeeaaner??

Sorry Benni....tried to resist but my fingers have a mind of their own sometimes!!

gaz s1

if this story is true there comes a time where enough is enough and you have to stand up for yourself, my neighbour is a write prick always getting snidy comments and telling his kids to kick the ball at our cars etc.
One day the ball hit my car and i cracked and took the ball in the house, round came the prick mouthing of at my door so i grabbed him round the throat and dragged him back to his door and literally threw him back through his door and told him and his druggie family to keep the fuck away from my property and i aint heard a peep from him since. Stand up to him mate its the only way.
I aint no hard man whos built like a brickshit house but everyones got there cracking point and i hit mine and buy the sound of it youre getting there

fish99

Bloke sounds like a right tool and somewhat delusional...that will probably be the drugs or he has mental health issues and needs sectioning.

I feel for you mate as when your at home all you want is peace and not to be looking over your shoulder when washing your car. Sounds like you need to get the old bill on side as advising you not to wash your car when he is in is pretty crap advice and I for one would never tell you to do that. Why should your life and what you do be ruled by this bloke. As said by Arch I would be looking at Harassment now as this is a course of conduct. Hopefuly he will gob off to the old bill and they will add a bit of public order to the charge list.

Get back onto the Police or get your arse down to the nick to report him. They may give him a first instance harassment warning and if he continues then its a case of your F*cking nicked me old beauty.

Dont get drawn into a fight with him, firstly you say you have a disability.. do you want to be hospitalised or wheel chair bound for this loser and secondly he may have needles on him with all sorts of nasty germs on them. Let the Police deal with him and keep a record of whats happening.

RobL

you need to get some video footage of this guys he sounds a right pisser
i see your from liverpool ,can just imagine him shouting all that crap in a scouse accent lol
he aint got a tache has he?

fish99

Eh eh calm down calm down

Nath

Shag his Mum and get even

RobL

lol your thinking what im thinking