i was just browsing and came across this gem http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/432656.htm could any chavs translate for me please!!

 

 

this car as been a good run around car for me for the lst 8 month or so. but i gt pulled by the police 3 week ago for not having any breaklights and they are making the car do an mot test until its aloud back on the road i would sort this myself but av just become a qualified bricklayer n am getting a new car.so dont really want to mess around with it, its got 1 more months tax left on it.its got tsw alloy wheels tinted back windows momo gear stick k and n air filter cd player and a scorpion alarm fitted with imboliser on it.its not the best car but if you've got a little bit of time for it then could be a great little car for a 1st time driver or someone in to doing the car up.all recipts have been kept and have got full service history


JESUS CHRIST i did that for something to do.. it was apauling!

 

fuck your as bored as me!!

 

try reading it again but, bear in mind the guy is from barnsley, so think of a barnsley accent, whilst reading and it almost sounds right lol

 

OMG Shoot the twat! lol

 

av js becum a qualified bricklayer Polish worker

also will swap the car for bottles of vodka & a bag of spuds