I wonder if the irony of the below has been picked up by anyone but me...

As any other late night televsion viewer will tell you that the advert about Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) is always played quite late.

In fact, I would go as far as to say that it is played sooo late that the only people who are at risk from getting STD's are already at it like bunnies!

Meanwhile, those of us actually sat at home watching these adverts are in fact not getting any, and as such extremely unlikley to get any fucking STDs (as we are wathcing telly!)

Just my take

JJ

 

i with ya there chap

 

 

Put SO40 9LX in your sat nav and take your cheque book with you and all will be better

 

 

Although STD can be transmitted in this way, it is NOT the only way.
I had tests for SYPHILIS, GHONEREA, AIDS, HEP a,b,c, plus lots of others last year for odd health problems, and this was for having blood transfusions in 1983, from a hit and run drink driver who put me in hosp for 19 months, first three in a coma.
Whilst waiting for results, I have never been so scared, really shit meself.
tabetha