I wonder if the irony of the below has been picked up by anyone but me...

As any other late night televsion viewer will tell you that the advert about Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) is always played quite late.

In fact, I would go as far as to say that it is played sooo late that the only people who are at risk from getting STD's are already at it like bunnies!

Meanwhile, those of us actually sat at home watching these adverts are in fact not getting any, and as such extremely unlikley to get any fucking STDs (as we are wathcing telly!)

Just my take

JJ