Drink and Drugs testing for new job
12-02-2008, 04:52 PM
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Drink and Drugs testing for new job
I've just been informed that I'm going to have to attend a medical assesment as I have a new job which is a 10k rise on what i'm on now.
Hence I'm shitting it about failing a test I have on FRI
as I had a spliff last night before I knew of the test.
I'm going to try and delay the date by a week or so but has anyone got any advice on how to flush out or pass the test they do? My cousin works there and said they pissed him and swabbed his mouth
Help..don't wanna loose this opportunity due to a cheeky bifta.
Dan
Hence I'm shitting it about failing a test I have on FRI
as I had a spliff last night before I knew of the test.I'm going to try and delay the date by a week or so but has anyone got any advice on how to flush out or pass the test they do? My cousin works there and said they pissed him and swabbed his mouth
Help..don't wanna loose this opportunity due to a cheeky bifta.
Dan
12-02-2008, 04:56 PM
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if you watch a film called 'harsh times' the dude in that has to try and achieve the same result as you
although, im unsure how true his methods are, and i wouldnt fancy being you if thats how you gotta go about it, as he was swiggin vinegar, then syringin his japs eye with vinegar or something, and he didnt look like he enjoyed it!!!
although, im unsure how true his methods are, and i wouldnt fancy being you if thats how you gotta go about it, as he was swiggin vinegar, then syringin his japs eye with vinegar or something, and he didnt look like he enjoyed it!!!
12-02-2008, 05:05 PM
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Yeah well the weed can go in favour of a 10k hike....gladly...like I said it was a cheeky bifta just dont wanna fuck up this opportunity I've worked so hard to create.
If it menas vinegar in my eyes then so be it
Dan
If it menas vinegar in my eyes then so be it
Dan
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12-02-2008, 05:09 PM
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canaboids from smoking j,z are in your fat cells no amount of drinking water will help no herbal shit works either you have picked the worst of all gear as ganj takes the longest to exit the system were as more toxic class a,s are expelled in 2-3 days cannabis will stay in your system 2-4 wks at most if you stop now! thier is a strap on cock with piss filled ball bags you can buy online get some clean piss is your best idea mate 
other than that 24-7 in the gym to burn them fat cells may help
other than that 24-7 in the gym to burn them fat cells may help
12-02-2008, 05:15 PM
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fpmsl....^^^^^..........can u imagine him in the bog with a strap on cock when they ask him "what the fuck are u doing"................... ....as he turns round with a 12" black strap on.............................PRICELESS.......... ....
....as he turns round with a 12" black strap on.............................PRICELESS.......... ....
12-02-2008, 05:16 PM
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FUCK
Well i've wikipediad the saliva swab test they do on you and it testd for very recent drug use...2-3 days max for Marij
I'm a little worried about the piss test but i'll hold off the date for as long as I can and if need be take a mates piss in my pocket to pass
If i'd have said no to drugs i'd have only become an alcaholic....people over react sometimes about weed...not that bad just it's illegal and alcahol isnt.
I'll post up the new D-day when I change the appointment time tomorrow.....don't start till the 3rd march so might manage it.
Dan
Well i've wikipediad the saliva swab test they do on you and it testd for very recent drug use...2-3 days max for Marij
I'm a little worried about the piss test but i'll hold off the date for as long as I can and if need be take a mates piss in my pocket to pass
If i'd have said no to drugs i'd have only become an alcaholic....people over react sometimes about weed...not that bad just it's illegal and alcahol isnt.
I'll post up the new D-day when I change the appointment time tomorrow.....don't start till the 3rd march so might manage it.
Dan
12-02-2008, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudey
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if yo said no to drugs, you'd be fine 
yeah
can you guess i never touched a single drug, fag or cigarette
12-02-2008, 05:17 PM
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fpmsl....^^^^^..........can u imagine him in the bog with a strap on cock when they ask him "what the fuck are u doing"................... ....as he turns round with a 12" black strap on.............................PRICELESS.......... ....
....as he turns round with a 12" black strap on.............................PRICELESS.......... .... i work on a building site id do it befor work imagine it "this cunts a bird caught him strappin up lads"
12-02-2008, 05:19 PM
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lots of water, and some fairly vigerous exercise will probably speed up your metabolism and help flush the oxidents out your system! best bet is to make yourself ill a day or two before the test, then see if you can reschedule... a doctors note may be needed as they often take a missed test as an automatic fail, and therefore no job...
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
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dan come round mate i will sort you out some piss bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
12-02-2008, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
take some clean piss with you and swap it
The mouth swab is only 2-3 days recent use max so I reckon i'm clear on that.
TBH swapping the piss I can handle...no sweat...it's when they swab your gob you can't really fuck about with the results can you.
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Can you not have an accident at work that'll get you signed off for a few weeks?
Trip over something that shouldn't be where it is, few weeks for it to get out your system, and you'll get job as they'll not want to go to court.
Simple
Trip over something that shouldn't be where it is, few weeks for it to get out your system, and you'll get job as they'll not want to go to court.
Simple
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i worked with a lad who smoked som and we got a random the next day he spend all morning drinking litres of water and pissing all morning he was tested in the afternoon and nothink showed up
dont no if the test was shit or what but he go away with it
dont no if the test was shit or what but he go away with it
12-02-2008, 05:21 PM
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lots of water, and some fairly vigerous exercise will probably speed up your metabolism and help flush the oxidents out your system! best bet is to make yourself ill a day or two before the test, then see if you can reschedule... a doctors note may be needed as they often take a missed test as an automatic fail, and therefore no job...
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
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Originally Posted by Rudey
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take some clean piss with you and swap it
monsterous idea tho
12-02-2008, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudey
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
take some clean piss with you and swap it
monsterous idea tho Dan
12-02-2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudey
Originally Posted by nilrem
lots of water, and some fairly vigerous exercise will probably speed up your metabolism and help flush the oxidents out your system! best bet is to make yourself ill a day or two before the test, then see if you can reschedule... a doctors note may be needed as they often take a missed test as an automatic fail, and therefore no job...
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
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Originally Posted by SillyFezzaMk1
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
take some clean piss with you and swap it
monsterous idea tho Dan
12-02-2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cossiecrew
dan come round mate i will sort you out some piss bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
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Originally Posted by nilrem
Originally Posted by Rudey
Originally Posted by nilrem
lots of water, and some fairly vigerous exercise will probably speed up your metabolism and help flush the oxidents out your system! best bet is to make yourself ill a day or two before the test, then see if you can reschedule... a doctors note may be needed as they often take a missed test as an automatic fail, and therefore no job...
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
1 week before my test, i had a cheecky half of a spliff, and i just drank water for a whole week and did a bit of cycling... seemed to work as i got the job!!!
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Originally Posted by nilrem
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
take some clean piss with you and swap it
monsterous idea tho lads come on this water bollox you really need to look it up this could cost the lad his job just tryin to give factual info to help him all your gonna do is drown him
12-02-2008, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SillyFezzaMk1
Originally Posted by cossiecrew
dan come round mate i will sort you out some piss bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
12-02-2008, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by cossiecrew
dan come round mate i will sort you out some piss bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
12-02-2008, 05:27 PM
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Oooooops the thing with smoking weed is that it stays in your system for fucking ages!!! but check this out mate
http://www.urine-luck.co.uk/drug_tes...t.aspx?CatID=3
It works because i used it ages ago! i was in the same situation myself till me mate gave me one he bought and didnt need to use
That cheeky bifta wasnt so cheeky!!
http://www.urine-luck.co.uk/drug_tes...t.aspx?CatID=3
It works because i used it ages ago! i was in the same situation myself till me mate gave me one he bought and didnt need to use
That cheeky bifta wasnt so cheeky!!
12-02-2008, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by cossiecrew
Originally Posted by SillyFezzaMk1
Originally Posted by cossiecrew
dan come round mate i will sort you out some piss bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positive
bush stays in your system for ages you know how we roll 6 months for cartmanand he was still pissing positiveDan
12-02-2008, 05:29 PM
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cant find the exact one fella this is close i can just see you now bag splits piss every fuckinwere
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...idProduct=1072
just a heads on sites they blood test aswell prick your finger with waht looks like a pen
i can just see you now bag splits piss every fuckinwere http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...idProduct=1072
just a heads on sites they blood test aswell prick your finger with waht looks like a pen
12-02-2008, 05:29 PM
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What about............
Start talking in work about your trip this weekend to Europe.
Put your medical off till next week.
When traces are found in your system you then have a legitimate reason. "A one off during a trip to Amsterdam with the boys!"
Start talking in work about your trip this weekend to Europe.
Put your medical off till next week.
When traces are found in your system you then have a legitimate reason. "A one off during a trip to Amsterdam with the boys!"
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