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Woman goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There are 3 in total. One is £100, one is £200 and the last one £15. The woman asks the man behind the counter '' why is the 3rd one so cheap?''. ''It used to live in a brothel'' the shopkeeper replied. Not bothered by this the woman buys the parrot and takes it home.
'' ah, a new brothel'' says the parrot. the woman laughs and finds it ammusing.
Two of the womans daughters walk in and the parrot says '' ah, 2 new whores''.... the daughters piss themselves with laughter.
Bit later the womans husband walks in.
Parrot says ''Fuck me Pete i aint seen you in ages''
Woman goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There are 3 in total. One is £100, one is £200 and the last one £15. The woman asks the man behind the counter '' why is the 3rd one so cheap?''. ''It used to live in a brothel'' the shopkeeper replied. Not bothered by this the woman buys the parrot and takes it home.
'' ah, a new brothel'' says the parrot. the woman laughs and finds it ammusing.
Two of the womans daughters walk in and the parrot says '' ah, 2 new whores''.... the daughters piss themselves with laughter.
Bit later the womans husband walks in.
Parrot says ''Fuck me Pete i aint seen you in ages''
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Originally Posted by GTi_iTG
Heard it before but
And you got that in a text? dout it would fit in a standard text
And you got that in a text? dout it would fit in a standard text
I think a LOT of jokes are doing the rounds again, i keep getting loads of old ones, but they are off my niece whos 17 so they will be new to her. Get a few good ones though, some involve non english people too si ill not post em
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Originally Posted by GTi_iTG
Heard it before but
And you got that in a text? dout it would fit in a standard text
And you got that in a text? dout it would fit in a standard text
I think a LOT of jokes are doing the rounds again, i keep getting loads of old ones, but they are off my niece whos 17 so they will be new to her. Get a few good ones though, some involve non english people too si ill not post em
I hadn't actually heard this one. Quite good!
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4
heard it a while back but still its ok. 
just ok?
aye, tbh there doesnt seem to be that many really funny jokes going round at the mo
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