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Old Jan 27, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Just had this text found it funny

Woman goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There are 3 in total. One is £100, one is £200 and the last one £15. The woman asks the man behind the counter '' why is the 3rd one so cheap?''. ''It used to live in a brothel'' the shopkeeper replied. Not bothered by this the woman buys the parrot and takes it home.

'' ah, a new brothel'' says the parrot. the woman laughs and finds it ammusing.
Two of the womans daughters walk in and the parrot says '' ah, 2 new whores''.... the daughters piss themselves with laughter.
Bit later the womans husband walks in.
Parrot says ''Fuck me Pete i aint seen you in ages''

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