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Old 19-01-2008, 10:20 PM
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Default Longest you've gone without shooting your bolt?

As above, I've lasted a week so far, and am finding it bloody difficult to say the least.

Can anyone genuinely beat that?
Old 20-01-2008, 12:32 AM
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I think it was about twelve years.

Since puberty, about three hours!
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Originally Posted by c0ss1e9i6
I think it was about twelve years.

Since puberty, about three hours!
LOL, same here, hence why I'm trying my best to cut down the wanking, but it's fucking hard work
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whilst in er "training" ive managed 26 days...........plenty of stroking, but no dripping of the baby batter allowed. didnt like it one bit, i would never do it again thats for sure !!!!!.

final release is always fun though lol

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Originally Posted by SWITCHBLADE
whilst in er "training" ive managed 26 days...........plenty of stroking, but no dripping of the baby batter allowed. didnt like it one bit, i would never do it again thats for sure !!!!!.

final release is always fun though lol

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26 days?! You should be very proud of that! I won't last that long!
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mate im afraid the reality is id never do it again lol, the situation was forced upon me, mrs went on holiday and she was due back a day after i went away to ibiza for a fortnight so i used the time to prove a point that i could do it.........surprised meself but its one of the hardest things ive done........especially being around loadsa fit birds in ibiza at the time, many a day seeing those delights a cold shower and strangling the poor fella came to mind lmao !!!!!!!.
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You ARE made of wood!

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was like a 24/7 woody, began having a mind of its own trying to go diff directions than i wanted to sniffing out the poontang !!!!!!!!!
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hmmm a few days max and thats rare. think since ive been off work its been a hobby
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14 days once, then woke up in the morning of the 15th day in a puddle of love piss
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pmsl at the above
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I gave up last night, made a bit of a mess
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if you are not having regular sex, then wank about 4 times a week min

else you could cause problems long term, prostate cancer
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
if you are not having regular sex, then wank about 4 times a week min

else you could cause problems long term, prostate cancer
Are you being serious?
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I'm safe then!
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Originally Posted by c0ss1e9i6
I'm safe then!
Me too! Now I've got a good excuse if I get caught (again )
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