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Old 18-01-2008, 12:15 PM
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Default Her name was lola........

Her name was Lola
She had a stoma

But I found it hard to shag
Somoene who shit into a bag




Old 18-01-2008, 12:16 PM
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Old 18-01-2008, 12:18 PM
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Stay off the gear Paul...

LOL

Old 18-01-2008, 12:19 PM
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"Crop circles are Gracey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down! "

ripped off from chuck norris facts on facebook
Old 18-01-2008, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt
"Crop circles are Gracey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down! "

ripped off from chuck norris facts on facebook
Actually, Gracey got it from the Chuck Norris dynamic sig that was doing the rounds last year!!
Old 18-01-2008, 12:22 PM
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damn and blast! if only i read every post on here i'd know such things
Old 18-01-2008, 12:24 PM
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You wouldn't need to. Almost EVERYONE had it in their sig at the same time. Very band-wagon ish.
Old 18-01-2008, 12:26 PM
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Her name was Cecilia
She had Belimia

You always knew what followed
She fucking spit but never swallowed


Old 18-01-2008, 12:27 PM
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Her name was Mable
She was disabled

Wooden leg and iron lung
and a massive lolling tongue


Old 18-01-2008, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland


Her name was Cecilia
She had Belimia

You always knew what followed
She fucking spit but never swallowed



Never had a girl spit



Just thought Id share that fact
Old 18-01-2008, 12:29 PM
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Bet you've never got a gobble of a balemic bird tho......
Old 18-01-2008, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Graceland


Her name was Cecilia
She had Belimia

You always knew what followed
She fucking spit but never swallowed



Never had a girl spit



Just thought Id share that fact
It is rude to spit Mr Graceland, you are a very sick puppy!!

Debs
Old 18-01-2008, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by truthordare
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Graceland


Her name was Cecilia
She had Belimia

You always knew what followed
She fucking spit but never swallowed



Never had a girl spit



Just thought Id share that fact
It is rude to spit Mr Graceland, you are a very sick puppy!!

Debs

Bloody hell, does no-one get the joke? Balemic birds never swallow ANYTHING
Old 18-01-2008, 12:46 PM
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Old 18-01-2008, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Graceland


Her name was Cecilia
She had Belimia

You always knew what followed
She fucking spit but never swallowed



Never had a girl spit



Just thought Id share that fact
i found out that a girl i was seeing, was a spitter when she told me half way through a BJ, i didnt want to be dissapointed (as having never had a 'spitter' before) so i just shagged her instead
Old 18-01-2008, 01:05 PM
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Old 18-01-2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Bloody hell, does no-one get the joke? Balemic birds never swallow ANYTHING
But its Anorexics that don't swallow anything, Bulimics binge/eat then throw up...

Z
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You try getting anorexic to rhyme with cecelia
Old 18-01-2008, 02:23 PM
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Her name was Sarah
She had a carer

She had an electric whelchair
With bits of vomit in her hair



Old 18-01-2008, 02:30 PM
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Oh dear oh dear oh dear
Old 18-01-2008, 02:45 PM
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Old 18-01-2008, 03:03 PM
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Her name was Julie
She was a Schoolie

She'd give your dad a gobble
While working in a brothle.





I thankyahh
Old 18-01-2008, 04:02 PM
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Her name was Mary
She was quite hairy

She loved to stroke her car
While fingering her twat

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feeling dry i decided how
i needed help perhaps a cow
i saw a light then heard a bell
over you come help your sell



lol
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Her name was Sarah
She had a carer

She had an electric whelchair
With bits of vomit in her hair



Tight but funny
Old 21-01-2008, 09:07 AM
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Her name was Aphrodite
She had a bag for shite

She had no arms or legs for weight
and she couldn't even masturbate


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Old 22-01-2008, 01:25 PM
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there was once a man from dowducket
whose cock was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
wiping spunk from his chin
if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it
Old 22-01-2008, 06:48 PM
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demented people are the most fun
they cough , fart and read the sun
Old 22-01-2008, 06:53 PM
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i once had a girl by the name of aggie
who's trousers were thin and saggie
she liked to rave and eat mince
she smoked to much ...........
not seen her since



totally insaneeeeeeeeeee
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got a girl met her in stoke
dropped her skirt
gave her a .......?
started to scream
made her dream
started to shout
gave me gout
slapped her eye
made her cry
sent her home
went to rome


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