F*ckin police dont stop mithering?
15-10-2004, 01:48 PM
#41
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Elgin - Scotland
Posts: 1,061
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
cops suck mate, they pulled up along side me in the cossie in forres the other day, what a feckin attitude, they said "get off the zig zags" i said "yeh just goin, lol he started up, man i was harnessed in so couldnt get out the window at the fuker, I fukin revved the cossie up and dumped the clutch, they didnt even bother chasing me, there twats min, id have raced the fukers again, been in 2 high speed pursuits and got away both times, although they did get me at my house in the end on one occassion, ive no respect for these scum sucking tax collectors, they should learn to treat each human as an equal, to talk down to some one is the most antagonistic thing you can do
in this case you could see they were only to happy to be able to gob off at me in my fancy car there feckin tits mate
in this case you could see they were only to happy to be able to gob off at me in my fancy car there feckin tits mate
15-10-2004, 01:54 PM
#42
Professional Waffler
pmsl @ some of the comments 
Most of the coppers I've dealt with have been nice as pie. If you treat them as your equal and don't be silly with them they are usually fine. You can even get away with a few mick taking comments. Just don't overstep the mark. Some are however total prats, but that goes for any job
Most of the coppers I've dealt with have been nice as pie. If you treat them as your equal and don't be silly with them they are usually fine. You can even get away with a few mick taking comments. Just don't overstep the mark. Some are however total prats, but that goes for any job
15-10-2004, 02:06 PM
#43
Originally Posted by arch
Fella's
I do enjoy reading posts where 'we' get slagged off and reading all the bar room lawyer remarks.
Years back a fella complained that he was always gettting stopped and it made the local news. He was putting in official complaints left right & centre about being stopped. The bloke was a complete arse, always coming the 'have you got nothing better to do officer".
Word from on high was passed that he was to be left alone. It was like a red rag to a bull to us lot. It became almost a competition who could stop him first. It got so bad he had to sell his car, but he stopped complaining about us.
More recently a certain someine made an official complaint about an officer I know well over similar incidents. All that happened was that other officers started stopping him instead.
Speaking personally, I've had so many complaints made against me that they all melt into one, when I first started an old school bobby told me that if I did not have at least two complaints on the go at anyone time then obviously I was not doing the job properly, my experience is that this is correct.
The police do NOT need any specific offence to pull you over, we can stop anybody driving at any time.
Also, dont forget that it is an offence to fail to produce your documents to a constable in uniform on request, the seven day producer is just to make it easier for you to do it. My advice would be carry em around with ya.
I do enjoy reading posts where 'we' get slagged off and reading all the bar room lawyer remarks.
Years back a fella complained that he was always gettting stopped and it made the local news. He was putting in official complaints left right & centre about being stopped. The bloke was a complete arse, always coming the 'have you got nothing better to do officer".
Word from on high was passed that he was to be left alone. It was like a red rag to a bull to us lot. It became almost a competition who could stop him first. It got so bad he had to sell his car, but he stopped complaining about us.
More recently a certain someine made an official complaint about an officer I know well over similar incidents. All that happened was that other officers started stopping him instead.
Speaking personally, I've had so many complaints made against me that they all melt into one, when I first started an old school bobby told me that if I did not have at least two complaints on the go at anyone time then obviously I was not doing the job properly, my experience is that this is correct.
The police do NOT need any specific offence to pull you over, we can stop anybody driving at any time.
Also, dont forget that it is an offence to fail to produce your documents to a constable in uniform on request, the seven day producer is just to make it easier for you to do it. My advice would be carry em around with ya.
You're a wrong'un
.In my experience in Norfolk 99% of the police are sound as a pound (we even have a super-duper plod within the club). The 1% is within the traffic dept - and even he thinks that some of the traffic lot are a "bunch of jumped up no-brainers with inferiority complexes that were obviously bullied at school" (which you have to admit is funny coming from someone from within the force)...
15-10-2004, 02:27 PM
#44
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Isle of Wight
Posts: 4,723
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I don't think people mind getting pulled over, its the general attitude of the coppers when they pull you over thats the problem.
I'm like Oranoco with this, but I only get arsey if they start first. Like the time I was pulled for nearly running a drunk over who fell in the street, or going round a huge roundabout, being pulled told roundabouts are 20mph limits. Do they think we're idiots?
And when has having a nice car ever given the police the right to pull you over? Exhausts don't say pull me, there is a limit on exhaust noise, but I doubt anyone is even near that...
I'm like Oranoco with this, but I only get arsey if they start first. Like the time I was pulled for nearly running a drunk over who fell in the street, or going round a huge roundabout, being pulled told roundabouts are 20mph limits. Do they think we're idiots?
And when has having a nice car ever given the police the right to pull you over? Exhausts don't say pull me, there is a limit on exhaust noise, but I doubt anyone is even near that...
15-10-2004, 02:34 PM
#45
Testing the future
most british police are ok. you should try it over here. an off duty one on the way to work saw me "making progress" on an a road where the speed limit is 100 km/h. i was overtaking any car that i came up on, safely but doing more like 100 mph.
he decided he didn't like this in his country (my cossie is registered in england) so gave chase in his poxy corsa. i thought hello, we've got a joker here who thinks he can stay with a Cossie, but didn't race off or anything. pulled in to the supermarket car park where i was heading. he pulls in behind me to block me and jumps out with his foookin gun in his hand accusing me of being crazy for driving at that speed. i asked him which was more dangerous, me doing that speed in a car with well over 200 bhp, or him in his rollerskate with less than 100. i also asked him if he could prove what speed i was doing and that i was only doing it to get away from the mad man chasing me.
anyway, he realised he had nothing on me and went on his way to work.
another time when i was a student at brunel uni in uxbridge i went with a mate in my mk2 escort to heathrow for a drive arond. probably wasn't the best idea as there had been several terrorist alerts at the time. i seen a police van following me so was taking it easy when we came out of the tunnel again to go back towards the m4 when there was a 3 car road block on the roundabout and loads of coppers with sub machine guns stood there waiting for me. had a search of the car, but let me go on my way.
a lot of the time you think it's unnecessary, but then you think afterwards that they're doing a job and as has been said you would like to think that your car would get stopped if stolen (a large case of wishful thinking).
in my experence, give them respect from te beginning and you'll have no trouble. even got away without having an mot in a mk1 escort one time.
he decided he didn't like this in his country (my cossie is registered in england) so gave chase in his poxy corsa. i thought hello, we've got a joker here who thinks he can stay with a Cossie, but didn't race off or anything. pulled in to the supermarket car park where i was heading. he pulls in behind me to block me and jumps out with his foookin gun in his hand accusing me of being crazy for driving at that speed. i asked him which was more dangerous, me doing that speed in a car with well over 200 bhp, or him in his rollerskate with less than 100. i also asked him if he could prove what speed i was doing and that i was only doing it to get away from the mad man chasing me.
anyway, he realised he had nothing on me and went on his way to work.
another time when i was a student at brunel uni in uxbridge i went with a mate in my mk2 escort to heathrow for a drive arond. probably wasn't the best idea as there had been several terrorist alerts at the time. i seen a police van following me so was taking it easy when we came out of the tunnel again to go back towards the m4 when there was a 3 car road block on the roundabout and loads of coppers with sub machine guns stood there waiting for me. had a search of the car, but let me go on my way.
a lot of the time you think it's unnecessary, but then you think afterwards that they're doing a job and as has been said you would like to think that your car would get stopped if stolen (a large case of wishful thinking).
in my experence, give them respect from te beginning and you'll have no trouble. even got away without having an mot in a mk1 escort one time.
15-10-2004, 02:42 PM
#46
DEYTUKURJERBS
Wankers, been pulled countless times, and id say under 10% was for any concevable reason, and at least 90% of the time the pigs are coonts about it.
Couple of comments from TRAFFIC police ive had that i can remember...
'Is having no back seats legal? Doesnt that weaken the shell?" Yea, back seats are an integral part of shell strength
"All exhausts barring standard ones from the car manufacturer are illegal" Even ones from Kwik Fit etc? "Yes, all of them" Even on cars like Subarus and EVOs which have an option of an aftermarket exhaust when you buy them new? "Yes, all of them"
Couple of comments from TRAFFIC police ive had that i can remember...
'Is having no back seats legal? Doesnt that weaken the shell?" Yea, back seats are an integral part of shell strength
"All exhausts barring standard ones from the car manufacturer are illegal" Even ones from Kwik Fit etc? "Yes, all of them" Even on cars like Subarus and EVOs which have an option of an aftermarket exhaust when you buy them new? "Yes, all of them"
15-10-2004, 02:54 PM
#47
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Building a gearbox in Markyate
Posts: 1,314
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I've got some mates in the job, and apparently "traffic" are hated by EVERYONE!
To be fair though, I did a Volvo box a while ago for a traffic guy, and he was a great laugh. Even delivered the box to us in the jam sandwich!
To be fair though, I did a Volvo box a while ago for a traffic guy, and he was a great laugh. Even delivered the box to us in the jam sandwich!
15-10-2004, 02:57 PM
#48
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: colchester
Posts: 3,580
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by McPikie
Just relax in the knowledge that while he is writing out your producer, his wife is probably entertaining 1 or more of his colleague's.................. in THEIR bed
20-10-2004, 10:14 PM
#50
just finding my feet
well tbh i dont have a issue with the old bill, some are tossers, but then some are proper
mate you gotta decide what type of copper you are mate
oh and the old bill can pull you for anyreason since the terroism act was in place as i got tugged 3 times in 1 fucking day, i got 2 producers
that day and i had to wait 2 fucking hours in a police station whilst all the crack heads and wankers turned up to hand in there bail or collect the crap ect
sorry mate bu the coppers need 2 desks, 1 for the CRIMINALS and 1 with 2 staff for the producers
thats the bit i hate about a tug, the 2 mile drive to pay for fucking parking at 4 quid a hour to fill in a fucking extra form for the fucking producer
you guys are making some good cash these days, get a fucking car parl like sainsburys for us to use in london
shame ya cant post ya documents off aint it
oh adn even if ya do carry ya docs on ya, if the insurance company aint one that uses the insurance scheme that tells you fucking wankers the cars already insured before ya pull us over , you give me a fucking producer anyway
sorry mate but ive changed me mind the small minority of you wankers that do that to me have made me hate all of ya
oh and what about foot coppers who notice ya and point at ya when ya in second gear, if he dont show himself in enough time to stop SAFELY !!! is that refusing to stop ( ok i admit i was late comming back from lunch so never actually stopped but the 30 mins of my life was important to me rather than have ya talk about ya granada cossie thats fucking rapid ya once had )
anyway welcome to the board for everyone
hope the coppers get run over by a old lady driving at 30 in her micra with no brakes
mate you gotta decide what type of copper you are mate
oh and the old bill can pull you for anyreason since the terroism act was in place as i got tugged 3 times in 1 fucking day, i got 2 producers
that day and i had to wait 2 fucking hours in a police station whilst all the crack heads and wankers turned up to hand in there bail or collect the crap ectsorry mate bu the coppers need 2 desks, 1 for the CRIMINALS and 1 with 2 staff for the producers
thats the bit i hate about a tug, the 2 mile drive to pay for fucking parking at 4 quid a hour to fill in a fucking extra form for the fucking producer
you guys are making some good cash these days, get a fucking car parl like sainsburys for us to use in london
shame ya cant post ya documents off aint it
oh adn even if ya do carry ya docs on ya, if the insurance company aint one that uses the insurance scheme that tells you fucking wankers the cars already insured before ya pull us over
, you give me a fucking producer anyway sorry mate but ive changed me mind the small minority of you wankers that do that to me have made me hate all of ya
oh and what about foot coppers who notice ya and point at ya when ya in second gear, if he dont show himself in enough time to stop SAFELY !!! is that refusing to stop ( ok i admit i was late comming back from lunch so never actually stopped but the 30 mins of my life was important to me rather than have ya talk about ya granada cossie thats fucking rapid ya once had
)anyway welcome to the board for everyone
hope the coppers get run over by a old lady driving at 30 in her micra with no brakes
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
dange
Ford Mondeo Including ST
3
23-09-2015 12:11 PM
Fudgey
General Car Related Discussion.
2
17-09-2015 01:06 PM
