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Old 16-01-2008, 11:15 PM
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Default F*cking women!!!!! ARRGGHHH!!!

I'm feeling some pain tonight boys........

Apparently the rock music in my car is a problem, my earnings are not enough and my opinions are an issue

Well you know what I really liked that girl but it seems she was a bit of an arsebag. So I went to the shop for some voddie (which is going down great BTW ) and bought this "perfect match" scratchcard featuring a couple and love hearts etc for the pure irony.

Won a tenner
Old 16-01-2008, 11:23 PM
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Punch her in the face, thatl teach her to complain about your greebo music
Old 16-01-2008, 11:25 PM
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Steve - quality!

When i first read this post i read it as "my earrings are not enough" did a quadrouple take.
Too many whiskeys tonight methinks.
well done on the win anyway!
Old 16-01-2008, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by James-W
Steve - quality!

When i first read this post i read it as "my earrings are not enough" did a quadrouple take.
Too many whiskeys tonight methinks.
well done on the win anyway!
Earrings

That's it for me with asian birds. Two in a row now and they've both been shits

She was one of these who is very harsh and if you don't tow her line then tough. Unfortunately I like to ask questions when somebody says something to me that I ain't right happy with

Steve, what are these Jap girls like? I see them in a lot of bondage videos, are they into being told what to do and then given a good beating whether they comply or not?

Trevor Jordache stylee LOL
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Things went downhill when we stupidly gave them the vote imho
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Listening to rock music says it all
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Punch her in the face, thatl teach her to complain about your greebo music
PMSL!
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Listening to rock music says it all
You bastard!! You shit through letterboxes and all sorts of weird crap, you can;t diss a person;s taste in music, you gave up the right!
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Listening to rock music says it all
You bastard!! You shit through letterboxes and all sorts of weird crap, you can;t diss a person;s taste in music, you gave up the right!
PMSL! Pot calling the Kettle...
Old 17-01-2008, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Listening to rock music says it all
You bastard!! You shit through letterboxes and all sorts of weird crap, you can;t diss a person;s taste in music, you gave up the right!

I still get laid though for my wierd antics.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Listening to rock music says it all
You bastard!! You shit through letterboxes and all sorts of weird crap, you can;t diss a person;s taste in music, you gave up the right!

I still get laid though for my wierd antics.
Sticking a frozen piece of shit up your arse whilst cruising around in a milkfloat doesn't count I'm afraid.
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Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Listening to rock music says it all
You bastard!! You shit through letterboxes and all sorts of weird crap, you can;t diss a person;s taste in music, you gave up the right!
PMSL! Pot calling the Kettle...
WTF?!?! I never shit through a letterbox! I shit in the woods once and wiped my arse with a dock leaf, and within minutes the turd was covered in bluebottles, but that doesn't count here!!

Rad, you must meet some REAL strange women
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Listening to rock music says it all
You bastard!! You shit through letterboxes and all sorts of weird crap, you can;t diss a person;s taste in music, you gave up the right!
PMSL! Pot calling the Kettle...
WTF?!?! I never shit through a letterbox! I shit in the woods once and wiped my arse with a dock leaf, and within minutes the turd was covered in bluebottles, but that doesn't count here!!
I meant him calling you! But, thankyou for telling me about your turd in the woods, I learn something new everyday.


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Old 17-01-2008, 01:35 AM
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Oh dear... yet again I have let on more than I intended
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Oh dear... yet again I have let on more than I intended
Someone, somewhere, was walking there dog through the woods and returned home only to have to sleep on the sofa because he stood your shit all over the wifes new carpet. How do you sleep at night?

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Actually I have a funny story kinda tied to Rad.

There was a guy attacking people in the woods near my house when I was a kid. Me and my mate thought he was after us one time and ran like fuck!!! A lad we knew at school ran from him and when he ran out the woods he ran straight over the main road outside the bottom end of the woods and he got run over, getting a broken leg for his troubles. He was a right cunt though

Not to say Rad attack's people No I forgot to add the guy was called the killer clown. Apparently the story was that he dressed as a clown but I'm not sure I believe that. The police would have found him in a day as the woods weren't that big!

But the killer clown thing reminded me of pennywise, which reminded me of Radders
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Actually I have a funny story kinda tied to Rad.

There was a guy attacking people in the woods near my house when I was a kid. Me and my mate thought he was after us one time and ran like fuck!!! A lad we knew at school ran from him and when he ran out the woods he ran straight over the main road outside the bottom end of the woods and he got run over, getting a broken leg for his troubles. He was a right cunt though
He probably stood in your shit and slipped, all your fault.
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Check my edit you fuck!

That'll teach you to sit there hitting refresh
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Old 17-01-2008, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I still get laid though for my wierd antics.

Yeah! Laid out


As I always say on women posts can't live with em, can't live without em


Luciano
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I still get laid though for my wierd antics.

Yeah! Laid out


As I always say on women posts can't live with em, can't live without em


Luciano
You could live without us............But you wouldn't want to

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Originally Posted by truthordare
You could live without us............But you wouldn't want to

Debs
Try telling that to Graceland
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by truthordare
You could live without us............But you wouldn't want to

Debs
Try telling that to Graceland



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I thought it said earrings too

Quality @ winning a tenner! or a "10a"
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I still get laid though for my wierd antics.

Yeah! Laid out


As I always say on women posts can't live with em, can't live without em


Luciano
Only been laid out twice, And that was both times when I got bottled
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