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Old 10-01-2008, 04:56 PM
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That actually happened ages back, just thought Id share



I got 45 minutes to get ready, But I gotta shave my head wank shower iron clothes polish shoes and get dressed!

But am in the shower, I've already had the wank, but now got a semi arising, So I think fuck it, I’ll go for a round two......

shower gels just been put on my head, But I forget, Its slowly dripping...

Now midway through the wank and about to blow my load....


But now the shower gels gone into my right eye....


I close my eyes, the waters running, It all seems distant I dunno if I’m gonna slip over, Nearly there, Do I stop and get this stinging sensation out my eye?

Still cant see, but to late, BAM! I've bolted, Legs go weak and shake, Almost fallen over as I try to stand on the wet floor of the shower, Parents are shouting up to see what all the commotion is...


Voice is high and I shout " Mmmmmmm its alright"

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, So good....

Stepped out the shower, I look back in, Jelly fish seem to be everywhere...


Fuck it! Wash it down, Gonna get the soap out my eye and I’m done!
Old 10-01-2008, 05:05 PM
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Er thanks for sharing
Old 10-01-2008, 05:10 PM
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sheesh

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Er thanks for sharing
Wonder if that's what his mum thought later that night in the shower as she cleaned the plug hole of a hair and cock snot plug
Old 10-01-2008, 05:13 PM
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:55 PM
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lol @ cock snot

Old 10-01-2008, 06:01 PM
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nothing worse than when somebody shouts of you when your on your vinigar stroke
Old 10-01-2008, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by smitsturbo
nothing worse than when somebody shouts of you when your on your vinigar stroke
Cue Radders and his "Danger Wank" story
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Originally Posted by smitsturbo
nothing worse than when somebody shouts of you when your on your vinigar stroke
Cue Radders and his "Danger Wank" story

What one....
Old 10-01-2008, 09:53 PM
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Quality!

Fookin nutter!!!

Old 10-01-2008, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Graceland
Originally Posted by smitsturbo
nothing worse than when somebody shouts of you when your on your vinigar stroke
Cue Radders and his "Danger Wank" story

What one....
They are the best arnt they mate
Old 11-01-2008, 07:37 AM
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lol u men what are ya like
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