A thursday funny..........
10-01-2008 | 05:56 PM
#1
A thursday funny..........
That actually happened ages back, just thought Id share 
I got 45 minutes to get ready, But I gotta shave my head wank shower iron clothes polish shoes and get dressed!
But am in the shower, I've already had the wank, but now got a semi arising, So I think fuck it, I’ll go for a round two......
shower gels just been put on my head, But I forget, Its slowly dripping...
Now midway through the wank and about to blow my load....
But now the shower gels gone into my right eye....
I close my eyes, the waters running, It all seems distant I dunno if I’m gonna slip over, Nearly there, Do I stop and get this stinging sensation out my eye?
Still cant see, but to late, BAM! I've bolted, Legs go weak and shake, Almost fallen over as I try to stand on the wet floor of the shower, Parents are shouting up to see what all the commotion is...
Voice is high and I shout " Mmmmmmm its alright"
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, So good....
Stepped out the shower, I look back in, Jelly fish seem to be everywhere...
Fuck it! Wash it down, Gonna get the soap out my eye and I’m done!
I got 45 minutes to get ready, But I gotta shave my head wank shower iron clothes polish shoes and get dressed!
But am in the shower, I've already had the wank, but now got a semi arising, So I think fuck it, I’ll go for a round two......
shower gels just been put on my head, But I forget, Its slowly dripping...
Now midway through the wank and about to blow my load....
But now the shower gels gone into my right eye....
I close my eyes, the waters running, It all seems distant I dunno if I’m gonna slip over, Nearly there, Do I stop and get this stinging sensation out my eye?
Still cant see, but to late, BAM! I've bolted, Legs go weak and shake, Almost fallen over as I try to stand on the wet floor of the shower, Parents are shouting up to see what all the commotion is...
Voice is high and I shout " Mmmmmmm its alright"
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, So good....
Stepped out the shower, I look back in, Jelly fish seem to be everywhere...
Fuck it! Wash it down, Gonna get the soap out my eye and I’m done!
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