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anyone got any good phrases? like glass hammer etc..

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Old 04-01-2008 | 09:41 PM
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shaking like a shitting dog

if the main road is red, take the dirt track instead

perfect planning plus preperation prevents piss poor performance

hung like a donkey
Old 04-01-2008 | 09:42 PM
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shes so hairy, she makes bigfoot look naked
Old 04-01-2008 | 09:46 PM
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that cunts got short arms and long pockets
Old 04-01-2008 | 09:47 PM
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shes got a pussy like a badly packed kebab
Old 04-01-2008 | 09:53 PM
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got a right rusty bulet hole

gotta go release the chocolate hostage


thats me all done
Old 04-01-2008 | 09:53 PM
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You have a set of teeth like a row of burnt out house,s
Old 04-01-2008 | 09:59 PM
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A face only a mother could love, and she put you up for adoption.
Old 04-01-2008 | 10:07 PM
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"got teeth like a burnt fence"

"he/she has summer teeth.........summer yellow, summer green, summer black"
Old 04-01-2008 | 11:45 PM
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FUCK THAT FOR A GAME OF SOILDERS

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
Old 05-01-2008 | 12:03 AM
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Whenever looking at a car to buy I like to say 'It's had more hits than the beatles'.
Old 05-01-2008 | 12:06 AM
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is your mum a weightlifter? she fucking has to be to bring up a dumbbell like you
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The Midwife slapped your mum across the face, I think my dad uses that one on me at least twice a day.
Old 05-01-2008 | 12:10 AM
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Shes been banged more times than a taxi door

Got a face like a stunt mans knee

Like throwing a carrot down a windsock

shes got straight hair and curley teeth

got a nose like fcuk nose

Is that you ring a can feel- No its my watch

You were that ugly you had a curtian around you pram and your mum fead you with a catapult

Teeth on you that could eat an apple through a tennis racket
Old 05-01-2008 | 12:13 AM
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shes got a body like baywatch & face like crimewatch

i bet she could suck a golfball thru a garden hose

the best part of you rolled down your mothers leg

so ugly your mother tried to push you back in
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