anyone got any good phrases? like glass hammer etc..
#44
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i have a turtles head sticking out
am touching cloth
your as much use as a fart in a space suit
i carnt think of any more but i do call every one i know jim inc my girl friend and every one call me jim too bit confusing when theres a few of you lol
am touching cloth
your as much use as a fart in a space suit
i carnt think of any more but i do call every one i know jim inc my girl friend and every one call me jim too bit confusing when theres a few of you lol
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she had a clout like a glove, i tell a lie you can only get 5 fingers in a glove
clowns pocket
face like a pirates flag
face like a pound of smacked twat
go and take your face for a shit
clowns pocket
face like a pirates flag
face like a pound of smacked twat
go and take your face for a shit
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lol at some of these.
to go with the usual left handed screwdriver etc,
you have the good old bag of sky hooks
a bag of grinding sparks
and you have , she had a cunt like a bulldog eating custard
more cheek than a cow's got arse
more sauce than hp
many more but ive gone brain dead
to go with the usual left handed screwdriver etc,
you have the good old bag of sky hooks
a bag of grinding sparks
and you have , she had a cunt like a bulldog eating custard
more cheek than a cow's got arse
more sauce than hp
many more but ive gone brain dead
#50
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She had a face like a welders bench !!
Her face was like a german's wallet.... full of marks !!
She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle !!!
Her face was like a german's wallet.... full of marks !!
She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle !!!
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He's more camp then a row of pink tents
He's not gay but his husband is
As much use as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear
About as useful as a handbrake on a canoe
About as useful as a helicopter ejector seat
He's not gay but his husband is
As much use as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear
About as useful as a handbrake on a canoe
About as useful as a helicopter ejector seat
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As much use as a pork chop at a jewish wedding
As much use as a crutch on casters
Minge / Arse like a wizards sleeve
Minge / Arse like a Hippos yawn
Minge / Arse like a welly top
Minge / Arse like a miners sock
As much use as a crutch on casters
Minge / Arse like a wizards sleeve
Minge / Arse like a Hippos yawn
Minge / Arse like a welly top
Minge / Arse like a miners sock
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she's that fat her belt size is the equater
she's so fat she fell in the grand canyon & got stuck
tell your mum to stop changing her lipstick cos my cocks starting to look like a rainbow
she's so fat she fell in the grand canyon & got stuck
tell your mum to stop changing her lipstick cos my cocks starting to look like a rainbow
#60
Testing the future
when your mouth is all dry - my gob is like ghandi's flip-flop
i made one up the other day. when your arse hair is all clagged up - it's like shitting through a doormat
i made one up the other day. when your arse hair is all clagged up - it's like shitting through a doormat
#70
I'm Finding My Feet Here Now
What on earth are you going to do for a face when Jabba the Hutt wants his arse back?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given worse advice!
Save your breath....you'll need it to blow up your date!
Which village is missing it's idiot?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses!
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce!
Were you delivered with a sorry note from Durex?
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gearbox!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given worse advice!
Save your breath....you'll need it to blow up your date!
Which village is missing it's idiot?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses!
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce!
Were you delivered with a sorry note from Durex?
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gearbox!
#72
She has seen more action than rambo
she has seen more cockends than weekends
she has seen more gerry helmets than hitler
you have a face lester piggot could,nt stop hitting
last time you pulled money out your pocket the queen was rubbing her eyes she was in there that long.
she has seen more cockends than weekends
she has seen more gerry helmets than hitler
you have a face lester piggot could,nt stop hitting
last time you pulled money out your pocket the queen was rubbing her eyes she was in there that long.
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more mouth than cow's got
your in me boat race (face)
put me nanny goat on (coat)
its in me sky rocket (Pocket)
looks like she's bin hit with a axe
she got a wizards beard growing there
your in me boat race (face)
put me nanny goat on (coat)
its in me sky rocket (Pocket)
looks like she's bin hit with a axe
she got a wizards beard growing there