anyone got any good phrases? like glass hammer etc..
04-01-2008, 09:41 PM
#81
Advanced PassionFord User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: west mids
Posts: 2,430
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
shaking like a shitting dog 
if the main road is red, take the dirt track instead
perfect planning plus preperation prevents piss poor performance
hung like a donkey
if the main road is red, take the dirt track instead
perfect planning plus preperation prevents piss poor performance
hung like a donkey
05-01-2008, 12:10 AM
#93
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: scotland
Posts: 519
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Shes been banged more times than a taxi door
Got a face like a stunt mans knee
Like throwing a carrot down a windsock
shes got straight hair and curley teeth
got a nose like fcuk nose
Is that you ring a can feel- No its my watch
You were that ugly you had a curtian around you pram and your mum fead you with a catapult
Teeth on you that could eat an apple through a tennis racket
Got a face like a stunt mans knee
Like throwing a carrot down a windsock
shes got straight hair and curley teeth
got a nose like fcuk nose
Is that you ring a can feel- No its my watch
You were that ugly you had a curtian around you pram and your mum fead you with a catapult
Teeth on you that could eat an apple through a tennis racket
05-01-2008, 12:13 AM
#94
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: aberdeenshire
Posts: 7,346
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
shes got a body like baywatch & face like crimewatch
i bet she could suck a golfball thru a garden hose
the best part of you rolled down your mothers leg
so ugly your mother tried to push you back in
i bet she could suck a golfball thru a garden hose
the best part of you rolled down your mothers leg
so ugly your mother tried to push you back in
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
3dr cossie
Alloy wheels and ICE for sale
1
02-09-2015 08:58 PM
