whats your best chat up line
09-10-2004, 01:22 PM
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whats your best chat up line
come on guy's what's your best chat up line i bet there is some funny one's. i see alot of real ugly twats with some nice fit bird's how do thay do it. ive been to show's and seen some guy's that are about 20 stone that will be hand in hand with a fit size 10 blonde .
09-10-2004, 01:24 PM
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once at McDonalds i went thought the drivethrough got my food but the wee burd was fine, i rate her in my top 3 anyway 
So being me, quiet old shy little me i just had to go through the drivethrough again and i said something like "i know it's not on the menu but could i have your number?"..
needless to say it didny work lol
So being me, quiet old shy little me i just had to go through the drivethrough again and i said something like "i know it's not on the menu but could i have your number?"..
needless to say it didny work lol
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it was worth a try and always good for a laugh, well it probably made her night anyway- then again, maybe not
So where are these funny chat-up lines then?
So where are these funny chat-up lines then?
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09-10-2004, 01:44 PM
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AJ: WOW What a sweet complexion, you got any indian in you?
FIT BIRD: No
AJ: Would you like some?
FIT BIRD: YOU DIRTY FOOKIN BAST*RD **SLAP**
THE END!
FIT BIRD: No
AJ: Would you like some?
FIT BIRD: YOU DIRTY FOOKIN BAST*RD **SLAP**
THE END!
09-10-2004, 01:58 PM
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AJ: Do you look abit like your mom?
BIRD: Yes i do abit, what made you ask me that?
AJ: Cos im sure i shagged her last week
BIRD: **SLAP**
THE END
BIRD: Yes i do abit, what made you ask me that?
AJ: Cos im sure i shagged her last week
BIRD: **SLAP**
THE END
09-10-2004, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BARRY EVANS
barry: can i smell your f***y
bird: no you dirty twat **slap**
barry: sorry it must be your feet then
THE END
bird: no you dirty twat **slap**
barry: sorry it must be your feet then
THE END
09-10-2004, 02:34 PM
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i was i a pub with one girl she was a model id know for a while and i had taken her out on my college xmas doo
with in an hour she had about 12 blokes talkin 2 her i walked over in front of em all and said "hello slag givus a munch on ya lettuce" the guys look at me as if i was the devil himself
with in an hour she had about 12 blokes talkin 2 her i walked over in front of em all and said "hello slag givus a munch on ya lettuce" the guys look at me as if i was the devil himself
09-10-2004, 02:43 PM
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i worked in a place called wallingford oxford for a year asbestos stripping on didcot powerstation our digs were a caravan site in this lush millionaires village (cornershop was waitrose 
) anyway as contractors do we (200 tradesmen of all types pipe fitters ect) took over all the pubs in the town what came with this was the local snatch very classy too 
thier was this 1 gorgeous bird tall itailian looking blue eyes kinna like the twins of neighbours of old all the lads trippin over themselve dribblin and suckin up for a go on it point was she was a teasin hoe and just loved free drink heaven my plan insued i ignored every look from her for about 2 months untill finally pissed off with her not catchin the attension of every bloke in the crew and me ignoreing her she sat down next to and said are you ever gonna ask me out? your differnt not like the rest of these letches!!!! it got nailed it did was fantastic 
) anyway as contractors do we (200 tradesmen of all types pipe fitters ect) took over all the pubs in the town what came with this was the local snatch very classy too thier was this 1 gorgeous bird tall itailian looking blue eyes kinna like the twins of neighbours of old all the lads trippin over themselve dribblin and suckin up for a go on it point was she was a teasin hoe and just loved free drink heaven my plan insued i ignored every look from her for about 2 months untill finally pissed off with her not catchin the attension of every bloke in the crew and me ignoreing her she sat down next to and said are you ever gonna ask me out? your differnt not like the rest of these letches!!!! it got nailed it did was fantastic
09-10-2004, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by andyescos
I pulled my wife with "you gonna snog me or what!" needless to say,it worked!
rly im sure she is
09-10-2004, 06:16 PM
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IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR KNICKERS, COS I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!
THATS A NICE DRESS. LOOK EVEN BETTER IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM!!!!!!
when i was younger i used ' HERES 20P, GO AND PHONE YOUR MUM AND TELL HERE YOU WONT BE HOME 2NITE' ......................
JUST A FEW TO KEEP YOU GOING !!!!!!!!!
THATS A NICE DRESS. LOOK EVEN BETTER IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM!!!!!!
when i was younger i used ' HERES 20P, GO AND PHONE YOUR MUM AND TELL HERE YOU WONT BE HOME 2NITE' ......................
JUST A FEW TO KEEP YOU GOING !!!!!!!!!
09-10-2004, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by martyn
Fancy a dance?
Bird: oooh yeah thanks
Fuck off then so i can have your seat
Seen that used afew times
Bird: oooh yeah thanks
Fuck off then so i can have your seat
Seen that used afew times
dont need lines, just talk about anything,
i use to be like a johouva witness, once my foot was in the door there was no way they are getting away
09-10-2004, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by BARRY EVANS
barry: can i smell your f***y
bird: no you dirty twat **slap**
barry: sorry it must be your feet then
THE END
bird: no you dirty twat **slap**
barry: sorry it must be your feet then
THE END
09-10-2004, 08:01 PM
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tell em you theyre coming home with you wether they like it or not . when they tell you to fuck off , just follow em around till the rohipnoll you put in there drink starts to kick in .
