IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR KNICKERS, COS I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!

THATS A NICE DRESS. LOOK EVEN BETTER IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM!!!!!!

when i was younger i used ' HERES 20P, GO AND PHONE YOUR MUM AND TELL HERE YOU WONT BE HOME 2NITE' ......................

JUST A FEW TO KEEP YOU GOING !!!!!!!!!