whats your best chat up line
10-10-2004, 12:08 PM
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coskev3 your a cheecky c**t lol 
i was in oswestry last night was a little late to ring you went over to shrewsbury latter bloody hell never seen so many police around everywhere we went there was parts of the town sealed of and at one point there was 5 fire engines there in the town aswell.
i was in oswestry last night was a little late to ring you went over to shrewsbury latter bloody hell never seen so many police around everywhere we went there was parts of the town sealed of and at one point there was 5 fire engines there in the town aswell.
10-10-2004, 12:17 PM
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Alright, I've known this bird since I was at uni 5 years ago, but last night I was mucking about with her, she just split with her boyf and she showed me a pic on her phone of her giving her ex the nosh.
I said "thats the best view of you, the top of your head cos you can't see your minging face"
she said "It'd be the best view of you as well Paddy cos I wouldn't see your face either"
"I'd only let you do it if you stuck your thumb in my ass"
"Alright then"
hehe.
It bloody worked.
I said "thats the best view of you, the top of your head cos you can't see your minging face"
she said "It'd be the best view of you as well Paddy cos I wouldn't see your face either"
"I'd only let you do it if you stuck your thumb in my ass"
"Alright then"
hehe.
It bloody worked.
10-10-2004, 12:34 PM
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Girl come to the door when the door shut fit as fuck
Can i come in
Doors shut but if you do two inpresions i let you in
ok
1 A duck 2 a swollow
big grin and the ball is rolling
was the best i ever was with 6 months
Can i come in
Doors shut but if you do two inpresions i let you in
ok
1 A duck 2 a swollow
big grin and the ball is rolling
was the best i ever was with 6 months
10-10-2004, 12:38 PM
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Me and a mate went in to a pub and my mate said to the stunning
bar maid,
"2 pints of Fosters and a sniff of your knickers please",
She didnt bat an eye lid and poured out 2 pints and placed them on the bar.
I handed over the money and she went off round the corner to the till.
Then, when she came back, I was handed my change, she then proceeded to remove her
panties and put them on my mates pint glass.
My mate went out with her for 6 months after that. ! Lucky Phat B'stard
Just goes to show, you dont get if you dont ask
bar maid,
"2 pints of Fosters and a sniff of your knickers please",
She didnt bat an eye lid and poured out 2 pints and placed them on the bar.
I handed over the money and she went off round the corner to the till.
Then, when she came back, I was handed my change, she then proceeded to remove her
panties and put them on my mates pint glass.
My mate went out with her for 6 months after that. ! Lucky Phat B'stard
Just goes to show, you dont get if you dont ask
10-10-2004, 12:55 PM
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I once asked this lady if she wanted a drink,she said "i dont drink with children" so i returned ,quite quickly as it happens "Sorry i didnt know you were pregnant"and walked off
10-10-2004, 06:54 PM
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hi babe your eye's are like spannres and thay make me nuts tighten
wanna a fuck! simple and straight to the point
pinch your self darling " "im real"
11-10-2004, 07:44 AM
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can i borrow your fone? i want to call your mum and thank her
nice legs what time do they open
are you tired... been running through my mind all night
Can I buy u a drink or do you just want the money?
nice teeth, you wont bite will ya?
or if you want a slap....
grab tits, sorry that bloke over there said they were fake
nice legs what time do they open
are you tired... been running through my mind all night
Can I buy u a drink or do you just want the money?
nice teeth, you wont bite will ya?
or if you want a slap....
grab tits, sorry that bloke over there said they were fake
11-10-2004, 12:28 PM
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Go up to the bird in you best posey walk as say
"What's tall, handsome and speaks french?"
reply is "dunno"
You say "Moi"
Or "What winks and fcuks like a tiger?"
They look blank.
all ya have to do is wink at them
"What's tall, handsome and speaks french?"
reply is "dunno"
You say "Moi"
Or "What winks and fcuks like a tiger?"
They look blank.
all ya have to do is wink at them
